Willard High School - Chief Yearbook (Willard, OH)

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0 ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooc-oooooooooooc-oooooooeo-Q tc c oo-.wo-so w .Q May, 1926 THE CRIMSON AND IVHITE 17 SENIOR CLASS PoRyOPHECY' On the island of Delos in the days of the Trojan and Grecian wars, was an oracle of Apollo. Here an inspiring soothsayer leaned over a tripod situat- ed in a large cave and interpreted the mystic signs of the gods, issuing forth from the rock fissures. One night after translating an ac- count of this oracle in Virgil's Anead, I fell asleep and dreamed that I was in the midst of a band of Trojan WRITI- derers who had come to consult the oracle at Delos to learn the will of the gods. The soothsayer seemed to beckon to me and told me to lean over the tripod and strange things would be revealed unto me, things which no human ear had ever before been priv- ileged to hear. I did as I was told and heard strange rumblings coming up from the bowels of the earth. Then the sounds became more distinct and I could hear voices uttering familiar names. Finally the mists began to clear in my befuddled brain and I recognized the name of Evelyn Simmons. Anxious to .learn what was to become of this fair maid I bent closer and discovered that in the bottom of the tripod pictures were beginning to appear. Then I realized I was looking at none other than the youthful Miss Simmons' future, illus- trated by small but distinct slides. She seemed to be in a cage with two raging lions, but whether they were the l.ion's brothers or sisters, I did not know. At first I feared for her safety, but later it dawned upon me that she had become a lion tamer. Alas, thought I, is this the sole attainment which her brilliant intellect has gained. But another surprise awaited me for there, clearly illustrated in glowing colors was the beautiful Isabelle Bish- op balanced on a tight rope, holding a Japanese parasol in one hand and in the other a picture of her handsome lover, Herschel Carpenter. It seemed that Isabelle had become a renowned tight rope walker of great grace and agility. Next the flap of a circus tent appear- ed, and on the outside were the words, VVorld's Greatest 'Wonders, the Only Genuine Freaks in Captivityf' Then further down I read, Harry Simmer- macher, the fattest man in the world, weight 628 pounds, and Irene Stock- master, the human skeleton, weight 78 pounds. Don't fail to see them. Ad- myission only 75c. I had to surpress a giggle as l saw this and in doing so, I lost my false teeth into the tripod caus- ing the next picture to be obstructed somewhat, but, my teeth having been regained, I discovered it was a picture of Marguerite Coates and Sylvester Davis, married and settled in a charm- ing bungalow. Sylvester had made his fortune by appearing in advertisements for Brilliantine. Then the tripod suddenly became frosty and icicles formed on the sides. Next a picture appeared of the North Pole with a small American Flag proudly floating from it. Then an air- plane whizzed down and Leslie and Jean stepped out attired in furs and goggles. Leslie explained, for my benefit, that they were on their honey- moon in the far north where they un- expectedly came upon the North Pole. However, he wasn't very much enthus- ed over the discovery as Jean's heart had turned to ice in the extremely cold atmosphere, and he was very anxious to hurry her back to a warmer clime. Then a most horrible picture flashed into view, I saw before my terrified eyes Violet Miller surrounded by can- nibals, who were just getting ready to put her in a large iron kettle in order to serve her as dessert for dinner. She had become a missionary to the South Sea. Isles, hence the result. Poor Vio- let, I thought, why did she reject the faithful love of Ronald Reese for such a fate. The next slide showed Mary Law- rence, Annette Arthur, Jeanette Kel- logg and Mardel Hershiser snnning themselves on a rock in the vast ocean, combing their golden hair and singing the Lorelei. They had evidently turn- ed into mermaids and were luring sail- ors to' their destruction. Then I saw a ship sailing toward them with Brown Rudacille in command, waving a black flag. Heaven forbid, thought I, has he turned into a pirate? He evidently had for he and his crew were singing, Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of furniture polish, in loud voices, and were wear- ing the pirate -garb of red pantaloons, green vests, purple turbans and gold ear-rings. His crew consisted oi' Tag Slack, who evidently acted as cook, as he was brandishing two butcher knives and held a rolling pin in his teeths Marian Moos, Herschel Carpenter ima Charles Cross. Helen Secor had join- ed the crew as 'Rudy's frau and made a charming bandit. Then came another sea picture, and this time the sea, or possibly the Atlantic ocean, had a sign stuck in it reading, Three-Mile Limit. Then I perceived Harry Batchelder and Lola Dawson, fellow bootleggers, load- ing a light craft with hugh kegs label- ed Imported Fish Glue. Next the scene changed to a quiet country village and I saw a fish peddler coming down the thoroughfare blowing his nose very loudly, as he had broken his horn. Finally recognized. him as Morry Van Allen and perceived, sitting on the seat with him none other than Reba Bennett. She had a hugh case of limburger cheese which she was selling rapidly, as she furnished a gas mask free with each pound. I next saw a picture of Margie Moos under a hickory tree mending Paul Vllilliam Jr's socks. Just as I looked, a fat green worm fell down her neck and she made so much noise that she caused the tri- pod to shake as if struck by a thunder- bolt. However, all became calm as the picture passed out of sight and another took its place. This time it was Robert Smith looking from behind prison bars. He had been placed there for failing to pay his wife's beauty shop bill. His wife, by the way, was Laura Dawson and the bill amounted to 331,150 for one month. Then I saw a picture of a western ranch. Hannah Purcell and Dorothy Miller were prancing around on fiery steeds, waving lariats. Evidently each had roped something, for dangling from Hannah's lariat was Bill Tomp- kins singing, Tie Me To Your Apron Strings Again. However, Hannah cooly informed him that he would be the one to wear aprons hereafter, as she was boss now and intended to make him wash the dishes, make the hash, etc. Dorothy had roped in Stacey Richards whom she was cruelly strang- ling by pulling the rope too tight. Hearing a sigh for these two young CContinued on Page 183 G 0OOOOOO'vOO'5'5O'SOO0000000000000OOOO0000OOOOOOOOQ00-900000000000 .Lys nc' K rr r' J ,J

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.4 GOOOOOOOOV W Ox 00000OOOOOCP000000000OOOOOOOQCYOOOOOOOOO00000000 000000000 QZHCDOQOOOOO 16 THE CRIMSON AND WHITE May, 1926 SENIOR CLASS OFFICERS President ........,... ,,......S..w..., B rown Rudacille Vice President .... ..... H arry A. Simmermacher Secretary ......... Treasurer ..., Class lllotto Class Flower Class Colors Fay VVise Hannah Purcell .. Know Thyselfn . Ophelia Rose Old Rose and Silver CLASS l-IISTCDRY Some four years ago in what is known as the period of speculation, a group of lusty adventurers were seen approaching from different directions, a new field of learning. They were not the first however to do this, but the quaking fear of not knowing what was coming next, took hold and possessed this group, which turned out to be the class of '26. Much to the surprise of all on that eventful day, our class was woefully sprinkled over the entire building. The system of changing classes was the despair of the Fresh- men and the determination of the teachers, that's why we have to over- look some of their queer actions. How- ever to show what a really bright class we had, we settled into the routine of the intriques and mysteries of the High School life, within the week. During that period of strife and struggle the upper classmen thought to introduce a new mode of hair cut and finding no group so illustrious as we Freshmen they used us as their models. This type of hair cut became so popular as to warrant an investigation by the mayor and that gentleman found it lacking in certain qualities and the fad passed away. We are proud to say that our com- ing into high school was along with the first established eighth period rule. Anxious to see what this system was, a number from our class were in daily attendance. On the field of battle our class was present with a large repre- sentation which proved to be the back- ing of all athletics. Thus, in short, passed the first period of our high school life. We turned out in full strength for our second year. This time we were all excited by thc hopes of a new school building. 'lhis period could be called the period of obscurity as my thoughts are all somewhat dim. The outstand- ing thing by which we can establish our claim to leadership is the account of tilt! S0pll0Ill1lI't' party. ln this many hid- brought to lightg an played and often engagement for a social function in town. A soloist was den talents were orchestra which would receive an found to be in our class and several speakers were developed. For the class as a Wlllllt' the proper spirit was mani- Iested by all, the spirit winch will make any movement a success and which put our class among the foremost. Unless my ever moving pencil betrays me, several episodes have been passed over. This next period is the one of finding ourselves. we found ourselves in the role of upper-classmen. Ahern! Our class stepped forward in the beginning of the year in the line of athletics. The greater bulk of the team's strength was found to be from the class of 26. ln magazine selling, our class was the first to have sold its quota. An oper- ettu, given in this eventful year, was composed largely of our class and through this the music based in high school was raised from the bankrupt state to one of the financially secure. The class as a whole deeply lamented having only eight months of school and no exams that year. CNOte: I had my fingers crossed at the time this was writtenj. The greatest occasion of this year was the Junior-Senior ban- quet. We spent much time and pains for the event in order to make it a success. The night it was given, we had fears of losing five of our mem- bers as the chirping Sparrow five ren- dered somc vocal refrains that threat- ened to run the Metropolitan Opera Stars from the stage. An' lo! Yea, the third period. When we started on the last year of our high school life, little was thought of what we would have to go through as full-fledged upper class- men. New courses were given and so we forthwith delved into them, little knowing ...................... guess! The first social occasion was a Hallowe'en party. A popularity contest was held in the schoolland the bulk of the student'S choice were Seniors. Several hobby notions were put forth by the Senior class. But stop a minute people, for in the meantime our much hoped for school building has been completed and we are now in it. 1 cannot help but think at this time, how hard we work- ed three years ago to distribute the propoganda for it, so we deserve a share of praise in starting it. Another operetta was given and six out of eight principal characters were from the class of '26. Music was furnished by one of our class. This was to pay for stage settings. Then we think we have the interest of the high school imbeded in us. Recently a Senior-Junior party was held, where our mothers served a. delightful supper. And now you see the encouragement by which We can accomplish so many things. In short, the work of the class of '26 can be ex- pressed as First In Everything. The fourth and last episode is ended. O43-OOO-0000000000000600 OOOOOOOOOOOOOQO 50OOOOOOO000000000000000-000000000000000000000

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FR... L Ci-Crt QOOOC'O0OOOO0Ox OOC-OQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O0000000000000000-C1',i'C'OOOO 0 18 THE CRIMSON AND WHITE May, 1926 CLASS WILL We, the honorable members of the Class of 1926, realizing that our days in Willard High School are numbered and knowing how uncertain is this life, wish to leave a last will and testament as a mark of our good will and fellow- ship toward other members of Willard High School. Me appoint as ai guar- dian of our vast estate the Junior class, our worthy successors. Marguerite Coates leaves her gift o' gab to Lorabelle Cochran. Harriet Futerer wills to Howard Scott her sunny smiles. Robert H. Smith, Esq., wishes to be- stow his ability as comedian upon Bus ttiehards. Leslie For-eaker desires to bequeath his book on courtship to 'l'heodore Robinson. Lola Dawson hands over her chem- istry canniness to any budding young chemist who wants it. Tag Slack leaves his Beauty Hints to June Hartzel. Harry Batehelcler bequeaths his eter- nal grin to Harold Sprague. 'Paul Fries wills his pet jar of axle grease to Mr. Dickson. Donald Reese leaves his most distin- guished nickname to his little brother. Hannah Purcell wills her Wad of Beechnut to Bernice Robinson. Isabelle Bishop bequenths her bird- like warble to Louise Byrer. Brown Rudacille leaves to the Junior class in general, his fame as a Physics prodigy. Dorothy Miller, with many tears, hands her powder puff over to Dakota Rothlitzburger. Reba Bennett wishes to bestow on Pauline VVilloughby her Light, fantas- tic toe. Tullis McCreight entrusts her pleas- ing optimism to Edna Mae WNIIIIIIIIIS. Fay Wise leaves her shadow and best wishes to Bernard Futerer. Harry Simmermacher wills his posi- tion as Boys' Manager to Charles Bur- rows. Mardel Hershiser bequenths to Leorn Drlnkwater her ability to tickle the lvorics. Stacey Richards bestows on I.aVerne Johnston his famous naw, Haw. Cathenne lvicbweeney leaves her tempestuous temper tu Edna Mae M il- liams. ' Eloise Graham entrusts her favorite spit curl to Annette '.I'll0lllkIl'lS. Marion Shaffer leaves his Crimson and White purse to anyone who wants it. Marjorie Moos wills her bright re- marks to Frank Crall. Violet Miller bestows on Chuck Niles her bashfulness and luminous blushes. Helen Secor bequeaths her famous name to Helen Matthews. Irene Stockmaster leaves her curly locks to Ted DeVoe. Mary Lawrence wills her carefree disposition to the Freshmen class in general and Charles Frederick in par- ticular. Gene Robertson entrusts her merry dimples and cheerfulness to Judy Richards. Jeanette Kellogg bequeaths her gift of oratory to Gertrude Collins. Sylvester Davis wills his blazing top- knot to Red Heiser. Bill Tompkins leaves his wise cracks to Vl'illy VVilliams. Laura Dawson gives her giggles to Ci Nciswonger. Marion Moos wills her curling iron to Russell Ramsey. Dessie Austin bequeaths her calm and tranquil nature to Miss Hills. Evelyn Simmons leaves her many positions and good deeds to W. H. S. in general. . Annette Arthur leaves her splendid literary ability to anyone lucky enough to deserve it. Herschel Carpenter bestows his be- loved vanity case upon Cerny Smith. Morrison Van Allen leaves his title of Best Sport to Herman Zink. Charles Cross entrusts his best girl to the Sophomore class to preserve and protect. 9 The Seniors give their benediction to the Juniors. We bestow upon Miss McNerney any laurels the Seniors may have won in the operetta. Miss Cherry Blossom. To Miss Lakin we leave our memor- ies good, bad, or indifferent, and hopes for a brighter future and better peace of mind. To Miss Hellman we bequeath a gang of erasers and copies for safe keeping. To Mr. Maurer we give a new joke book. To Miss Clark we bequeath the re- membrance of our bright translations in French II and Virgil. VVe will to Miss Hedden our greatest admiration and respect. . To Miss Hills, our beloved confident, we would bequeath a Lincoln in place of the 1926 Henry Ford. To dear old VV. H. S., our Alma Mater, we give our heartfelt love and admiration and our heartiest wishes for fame and glory through the illus- trious deeds of her students. SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY CContinued from Page 175 Lochinvars' sad fates I suddenly was stricken with horror for there before my eyes was Harriet Futerer in a Flor- ida lagoon, trying to escape the two jaws of a hungry alligator and a bank- rupt real estate dealer. Poor child, I thought: better let the alligator get you. Then :i cold spray of salt water struck my eyes and I realized that I was gazing into the English Channel. And therc, struggling with the icy cur- rent was Tullis Mcflreight, coughing up sharks and cuttletish nt every breath. But to my vast delight she at last reached shore and found that dangling from one foot was a serene appearing lobster. Leaving Tullis to her victory and the lobster, I looked for more pic- tures but suddenly I became aware of a Trojan warrior knocking me on the head with a club. Terrified, I started out of the cavc on the run, leaving the remaining Senior's fates still unreveal- ed and receiving blows on the head from each warrior as I did so. VVith n start I awoke and found myself sit- ting on the floor in front of the rock- ing chair in which I had fallen asleep while studying Virgils Anead. The sharp arm of the chair was striking my head each time it rocked back and forth. Goodness, thought I, suppose those prophecies should come true! 'rooooo weooooooooooo oooooooc-ooeooeo-ec A 'N 0OC'O-LNA H oooooooo