Will Mayfield College - Ozark Glory Yearbook (Marble Hill, MO)

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Lori Wi!! moo' Teffomem of Sophomore Clow STATE OF MAYFIELD, BAILIWICK OF MARBLE HILL, We. the Sophomore Class of 1927 of the state and bailiwick aforesaid, by reason of great physical pain, mental anguish and spiritual travail of six long years of' toil, trial, and trouble, woefully weak and feeble in body and brow now in our declining days to realize that our sojourn in this Highway of Hades is almost run, yet being in free and full possession and control of our faculties, yea, even of exceeding sound and disposing mind and memory, do hereby declare, publish, ordain, and establish this, the last will and testment of us, the said Class of '27, to-wit: First: That part of our interest which is known in law and recognized in the sheep bound volumes of our property, being inconsiderable and of none account, we make no disposition of this, our will. Our right to live, being but a life estate is not at our disposal, but, these things excepted all else in the world we now possess or may herealfter acquire through purchase, love or charity, within said state and bailiwick aforesaid, we now proceed to give, devise and bequeath. Secondg We give and bequeath to our beloved faculty a reprieve from hearing and considering all our many complaints and petitions which they have so faithfully and sympathetically given hearing from time to time, and at the same time withdraw all un- granted petitions that may be before them at the time of our departure. Third, We give and bequeath jointly to the Sophs and Freshies Clfligh Schoolj a.l boisterous, inspiring sports ol' rivalry, and give to them the disdain of weak- ness and undauntcd contidence in their own strength. To them exclusively we give all merry songs and grave choruses to sing with lusty voices. Fourth: To the junior' High School we give and bequeath the air of knowledge that they so aptly wear. Fifth: To the Senior High School Class we leave only our sympathy. Sixth: To the Freshman College Class we give, bequeath, and devise to have and to hold as long as they remain at Maytield, all our prestige, immunities, and privileges, especially that of sitting in the balcony. Seventh: We givei and bequeath to the lovers their imaginary world, with what- ever they may need, as the glittering stars and the gleaming moon of the sky, the red roses of the wall, thq sweet strains of music, and aught else they may desire to figure the lastingness and the beauty of their love. Eighth: We give and bequeath the OZARK GLORY with all our right, interest, property-corporal and incorporal-and all other things there unto appertaining, to the Business Administraters of Will Mayfield College. Said legacy shall empower said legatee with the right to print, engrave, publish and sell same without hindrance or molestation. Signed-The Sophomore Class l36l

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jiteaffhozzghi Marble Hill, Mo. juvember 39, 1927 As we now complete this Ozark Glory we breathe an in- tense and prolonged sigh of relief-not that we feel that we have finally attained our goal. The opposite is trueg we are prone to review our efforts with regret. We should have done much better. 4 During the compilation of this volume there were periods when we were consumed with pessimism, when we felt that in- superable obstacles barred further progress. But thanks to our many friends, both in the faculty and in the student body, and to the Sophomore Class as a whole, were were re-stimulated and continued with our efforts. ' We offer no extenuating arguments for any imperfections that may be discovered in this book. We merely ask that a reasonable and considerate attitude be assumed by the readers. We have done the very best we could under the circumstances- Zllld DOHC C2111 Cl0 DUOYC. , Remember, dear reader, that if you had been editor or business manager of this book it would necessarily have been much better. But, unfortunately, everyone is not endowed with your remarkable intelligence. judge this Ozark Glory, then, not by your high and soaring standards, but by the lower and less presumptuous gradihgs of those who are manifestly your in- feriors. Yours truly, 4 THE STAFF lS7l