Wilcox High School - Echo Yearbook (Wilcox, PA)

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Mrs. Dorsey: A collision is two things coming together unexpectedly. Billy give me an example. Billy Anderson: Twins Mr. Brubaker Cin Science classl: What is the greatest waterpower resource known to man? Jim Servedio: t'Woman's tears. Ray Andrus Carguing with his girl friendlz 'tAll men don't make fools of themselves. His girl friend: No, the rest are born that way. Mr. Donnelley: In what battle did General Wolfe cry: 'I die happy?' l' Johnny Haines: I think it was his last battle. Miss Dean: Ulf it takes seven men four hours and twenty-five minutes to dig a sixty foot ditch four feet deep and two feet wide, how long would it take three men to dig the same ditch. Butch Drost: Since the ditch has already been dug, three men couldn't dig it. Paul Steve's Mother: Dil you mail my letter for me, Paul? Paul: Yes, Mother, and here's your three cents back. Paul's Mother: How in the world did you mail a letter without a stamp? Paul: Oh, it was easy. I just slipped it in the box when no one was looking. Pac cf .26 11. E H34 o-I Junior Girl: '4What do you think of a man who constantly deceives his wife? Sen'or Boy: I think he's a wonder. Mr. Snyder lto freshman coming late to schooli: When were you born, young man? Freshman: On April 2nd, sir. Mr. Snyder: Ah, I see: being a little late must be 3 habit with you. Andy Patrick: 'tDo you know what one little toe said to the other little toe? Laverne Johnson: No, what? Andy: Don't look nipw, but I think we are being followed by a couple of heels. Windy Powell: I challenge you to a duel up in the back of the school house tomorrow morning at six. Tiger: Why you-I accept that challenge. Windy: 'Tll bet there will only be one fellow there Tiger: ls that so. Windy: Yes, because I'm sure I won't. Sonny: Dad, what do you call a man who drives a car? Dad fa pedestrianjz It all depends on how close he comes to me, son. M.ss Selle: Why does Missouri stand at the head of the mule-raising business in this country? Jim Bryington: I don't know exactly. Must be because the other end is too dangerous.

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1920 1921 1923 1925 1926 1927 1929 1936 1 904 1928 1929 1931 1933 1934 1935 Alumni News MARION ANDERSON GLENN MALM LILLIAN ANDERSON EVAN ANDERSON BEATRICE JOHNSON FRANK AHRENS HAROLD NELSON WILBERTA BEERS MARTHA FUNK GEORGE SELLE LORAINE ANDERSON CLYDE WHITAKER KARL ANDERSON ANNETTE BRECHTEL HULDA SHERMAN FRANK EUKEN WILLIAM OGDEN HUGO MAGNUSON ALVIN SWANSON EDWARD ZAWACKI FRANK KISSEL STEVE KUVICK WILLARD NORDIN JAMES THOMPSON ARCHIE FOWLER NORMAN SIMPKINS Marriages 1932 1934 1936 1938 1939 1940 Deaths 1928 In the Armed Forces 1936 1937 1938 1939 1940 1941 HELEN HALQUIST DOYT RICHARDSON REDA THOMPSON VANCE WRIGHT GENEVRA MILLER EDWARD MCMAHON LILLIAN SZYMANSKI ELWOOD DETTER BETTY LEHMAN ROBERT KAYE MARTHA HUBER WOODROW SHAFFER MARGARET THOMPSON CHARLES POWLEY GRANT POWELL LELAND JOHNSON ELWOOD ALLEN RALPH FOWLER CHARLES THOMPSON WILLIAM YONKER THADDEUS THOMPSONQ JOHN NOVOSEL Page 25

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Mrs. Selle: Billy, how many make a few? Billy Turney: Three or four. Mrs. Selle: How many make a dozen? Billy: Twelve. Mrs. Selle: How many make a million? Billy: Very few. Windy Powell: Did you get hurt while you were on the eleven? Herbert Johnson: No, it happened while the eleven were on me. Mrs. Brick Peterson: I'm going shopping today dear. What does the paper say about the weather? Brick: Rain, hail, sleet, thunder and lightning. Frank Chubon: If you don't marry me, I shall not care to live. His old girl friend: And if I did, I shouldn't. Ernest Allegretti: Did your uncle remem- ber you when he made out his will? Edd'e Drost: I guess so-he left me out. NOW YOU HAVE 'EMU Ernie has 3 by-word ig is Geez, Ray Andrus is an awful tease. Kathleen is an excellent cook, Barbara never cracks a book. Harriet and Loraine-or is it Mary and June? Can harmonize any o'd tune. Frank is sorry that a certain Junior lass Isn't graduating in his class. Carl Johnson has the same worry, About a certain Sophomore, Who is always in a hurry, Cat noonl. Vivian and Tommy soon will wed, Norbert and Bob cause us pains in the head, Dorothea and Carl love to fish, Playing hookey is Betty's and Bitter's favor- ite dish. Helen is lost since Evelyn quit school, Herbert, Eddie, Paul and Henry, never break a rule. John Foulkrod carries mail, and drives a big black car, Patty and Pauline from school do not live far. Here you have the Class of '42, A bunch of good-for-nothings, but we like them too. THINGS WE HEAR: Miss Urey specializes in diluting vinegar. Vivian Hanson likes Brytz' milk. Mr. Lore has a diiferent girl for every night in the week. Mr. Snyder is crazy about potato salad. It's his favorite dish. A 1942 Buick is quite the rage on Powell hill. Sparkle! Sparkle! Miss Tully. Will it be Florida, Detroit, Frisko, or Shanghai, Miss Dean? Sailing in the moonlight-Ah! that's the thing, isn't it, Miss Martin? I'll have a chocolate sundae and also a lemon soda -quoting Miss Glaze. Miss Bennett likes Lamont. Mr. Donnelly always blows his horn at railroad croSs'rgs. Boys, don't be afraid to go to the Army thinking you won't receive any letters. Mary Dechano will put you on her list. Mrs. Harris thinks it's silly to have so many pockets in men's clothes, but Norbert in- sists it's no worse than having suitcase size pocketbooks. There's one certain word you should not mention to Mrs. Smith. It starts with the letter S and ends with Y. OUR RADIO STARS: Red Skelton ............................................ Paul Steve Blondie and Dagwood ............ Frances and Frank Vic and Sade ............................ Lucy and Rookie Kate Smith .......... .............. M rs. Harris Henry Aldrich ........ ........ W alter Droast Fibber McGee ......... ....... N orbert Powell Superman .............. ......... R obert Simons. Tommy Dorsey ....... ......... E dWard Drost Gene Autry ........... ............. M iss Dean' Gracie Allen ........... ........ P atty Huson George Bgrns ...,.... ....... W alter Clopp Wee Bonnie Baker ........ ....... J une Bryington Tommy Ryan ........... .. ................ Mr. Lore Dr. Hodges ....... ......... M r. Brubaker Bill Stern .......... ....... M r. Peterson Janet Ross .....,...... ......... M iss 'Tully Professor Quiz ........ ........... M r. Snyder Lulu Belle ............ ........... A my Shaffer Moylan Sisters ..... Eddie Duch'n ...... Betty and Bitter .............John Orolin. Page 27 l 1