Wilbur High School - Tomahawk Yearbook (Wilbur, WA)

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CLASS WILL We, the class of I955 of W.H.S. , having been declared sane in mind Qthis is questionablej, and sound of body by the local psychiatrist and physician, do bequeath the following items to the remaining students in W. H. S. To the Jr. class, we, the senior class, will our ability to stay out of trouble. I, Juanita Shirley Alexander will my long hair to Joel Krause. I, Pat Sullivan will my ability to play football to Danny Erickson who needs it worse than I do. I, Carol Emerson will my artistic ability to Mike Stephensen. To Richard Dreger I, Chuck Johnson, will my fishing ability. lhope you catch your limit. I, Lavonda Bodeau will my 'nose to the wheel' driving tactics to Darryl Emerson. I, Roberta Pearce leave my earring collection to Jane Anderson. May you have a change every day. I, Rae Cook leave my pleasing personality to Marcia Stephenson, hoping that she will use it to the best advantage. I, Marlene Kutkey will my height to Rodney Ladwig, in hopes he will make the football team next year. I, Barbara Bell will my ways of getting along with teachers to Leonard Kutkey. I, Beverly Fisher will my collection of rings to Marla Hume in hopes that she will add to the collection. I, Melvin Novotney will my 'attentiveness' in class to Merle Pfaffle. I hope you use it to the fullest extent. I, Dean Bodeau will my ability to talk in study hall to Gloria Friedlander. I, Alece Goodlake will my majorette position to Donna Miller. To Carol Lynn Gibson, I, Lois Hammell. will my 'hidden' talents. To Clarence Cotton, I, Alan McKay, will my bachelor's trail. I, Don Rolfe will my share of the senior class money to Wally Kluver for his future car. I, Nora Kincaid will my sextet position to Darlene Hume. Keep in good practice. I, Marilyn Jenkins will Gary Ladwig to Sandy Dare. Treat him well. I, Louise Jerred leave my front seat in the bus to Loretta Alexander. To Roberta Quirk, I, Veme St. John will my diamond-- under protest. I, Donna Kay McConnell will my music ability to Willene Dreger hoping she will do as well as I. I, Donnajean Swanson will my bashfulness to Gary Bell. I, Donna Jean Stubbe, will my shorthand book to Carol Ann Fisher. Handle it with care. ----Donnajean Swanson, Alan McKay, PIHIPIIECY One summer day in 1975 as I was resting on the porch of my home on my wheat ranch, I decided to fly East and purchase a new jet-propelled helicopter, invented by the genius Pat Sullivan, who was a former classmate of mine. After thinking over the progress that Pat had made these past few years, I began wondering what had be- come of my other classmates. So I left for Iowa to the Sullivan factory. After landing in a big Des Moines airport, I was surprised to leam that the former Lavonda Bodeau was mar- ried to an Iowa pig farmer. I can't figure out what happened to her horse ranch. After getting my new-fangled plane and learning just how to fly it, I decided I would look up all my form- er classmates. That night in Des Moines- I decided to take in a lady wrestling match, Tootles Hair Puller vs. Ruthie, a championship bout. To my surprise and shock I found Tootles Hair Puller to be Lois Hammell. Being just a little scared of her, I decided I would not go back to the dressing rooms. By the way, Lois won the bout. Donna Jean Stubbe, and Don Rolfe 8

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The next morning I heard that the former Rae Cook was now a big circus lady working for Barnum and Baily who were playing in New York City. Anxious to see what her job was, I took off. Arriving just in time for the performance, I was surprised to see Rae as the world's fattest woman, 834 pounds. Later I talked to Rae and she told me the whereabouts of Donnajean Swanson. It seems that Miss Swanson never married and is now the head of a sunshine colony fnudist campy in Iceland. Due to these circumstances I did not visit her. From New York Idecided to fly to Paris. Before leaving I discovered that Donna Jean Stubbe, a famed racing swimmer, was swimming the Atlantic to save time in getting to the Olympics. She is an all-around athletic. She is married and has three small swimmers. Then off to Paris, where I found Chuck Johnson, better known as Marlon Hudson, making a movie for Paramount. He is now Hollywood 's top actor and singer and always surrounded by girls. He is still a bachelor, however. Also in Europe I found the former Donna Kay McConnell touring with her husband Liberace. They make a great duet team. In the far away country of Pakistan I found quite to my surprise Alece Goodlake, a hard boiled school teacher. She is married to a local Pakistan native and has eight children. She told me in hush- hush that Barbara Bell was behind the Iron Curtain passing out little red commies to her husband on the other side. From here I flew to Los Angeles with a crash. It seems that something went wrong with that new-fan- gled plane of mine. In L. A. Ihired a lawyer, Miss Verne St. John, to sue my friend, Mr. Sullivan. I did win the case, but I still can't feature Veme as a lawyer. She informed me, too, that whe was run- ning for attomey general of Calif. I hired a car and drove to Hollywood and talked with Louise Jerred, who now works as Esther Will- iam's double in the under-water pictures. She is married to Monty Cliff and they have four children. Driving back to L. A. I found my plane all fixed up ready to go. From here I flew to Reno where I found Roberta Pearce hunting for a man. She is starting her tenth hope -less chest. Too bad she is so shy. Roberta informed me that Melvin had a very unfortunate life. It seems that he is serving time in Al- catraz for something so bad she would not mention it. Since visitors were not allowed, I was unable to see him. l forgot to mention, but I'm sure you all know, that Alan McKay is the Republican President of the United States. I was surely surprised to see him as a Republican, when he used to be such an ardent Dem- ocrat. He is married and has three children. From Reno I flew to the old town of Wilbur, a little east of my home in Almira, where I found Carol Emerson using her artistic ability in sculpturing cattle at Mclnroy Meat Company. She has been unable to leave her profession to find a man. On to Nespelem where I found Juanita Alexander running her own night club. She has weekly dances which, according to her, are quite successful. Juanita sent me on over the hill to a lumbercamp, where I was surprised to find Nora Kincaid cooking. Her cooking agrees with her because she weighs 352 pounds. She sent me back to Creston, where I found Marilyn Jenkins, an astronomer, who has a huge observatory on Creston Butte. From here I went into Spokane and visited Don Rolfe, the new owner of Ciro 's no, 2 located on Trent Avenue. His business is growing rapidly. Nearby I found Beverly Fisher, who was in the process of divorcing her eighth husband after her seven other ones had committed suicide because Bev wouldn't let them leave her to marry the fabulous Marlene Kutkey, a night club blues singer, who works at Don's Ciro No. 2. It was back home for me. It was all a tiring trip, and I was glad to retum to my wife and family of twelve kids. Marlene Kutkey Dean Bodeau Donna Kay McConnell Roberta Pearce. 9