Whites Institute - Penguin Yearbook (Wabash, IN)

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CLASSPROPECY The following headlines and captions appeared in issues of the 1975 WIIILI lewsx DONALD SCOTT PURCHASES TREAT! ELEYATOR Donald Scott recently acquired the Treaty Elevator and states that he will continue to give White's the sane good service on coal shipents that they are accustmed to Donald has also agreed to stand guard at the coal car while the driver makes the re turn trip Previous to this time Donald had been teaching History in Podunk College at College Corners ACREE STARS FOR GLOBETRUTTERS Robert Acree, former White's ace, is just in the middle of a very praising career with the Harlem Globetrotters, a professional basketball organization Bob 'Goose' Acree was signed up early in 1956 when Goose Tatum walked out on his contract Acree has consistently been the Trotters best scorer and greatest showman His latest feat to amuse the audiences is to make a free throw while sitting cross legged with his back to the basket and both hands tied behind his THOMAS OPENS SUPER PHARMACY Warren Gale Thema, a 1955 graduate of White' High School, recently opened a new super pharmacy nextdoor to Navy Pier in Chicago The Pharmacy is built on barrels and floats in Lake Michigan Warren says, 'If I can't sell anything else, I can sell sea'sick medicine As a sideline, Warren sells sea shells by the seashore and peddles paint to the pale people of the Windy City PASQ,UALE'S SPAGHE.'I'I'I SHOPPE REOPENS Pasquale Luigi Miranonti QPaul Lewis to those of us who knew him at White'sD has reopened his restaurant after spaghetti and meat balls He is well qualified to speak for the latter Paul begun his restaurant career by working in the kitchen He said he continued because he was always in hot water anyway PROFESSOR HARROLD CREDITED WITH ANOTHER FIRST Professor Ralph Harrold was credited with another first by the scientific world yesterday Ralph has been working feverishly in his laboratory at Purdue University and just yesterday the President's Office released the news that Prof Harrold has invented a horseless carraige that is to shake the world Other dis corveries to his credit are the law of gravity for was it gravyj, the only machine in the world that will scratch your back, catch mice, and peel potatoes at the same time PHELPS PICKERS WIN MONTGOMERY CO FOOTBALL TITLE Robert 'Butcher Phelps another 1955 graduate of White's High is now the manager for the New Ross Pickers, a semi professional football team Phelps team won the Montganery Co title recently be defeating Dogpatch, Lil Abner and all Phelps got his experience in football by acting as Manager fstudent, that is, for the White's Penguins The nickname Butcher came from his winter occupation as barber Bob does not keep mirrors in his barber shop and uses a quick healing oinment to cover up his work That's all the alxmni news 'till next year 8 . s being closed for three weeks for re-decorations. Paul specializes in

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CLASS WILL We, the Class of Nineteen Hundred and Fifty five, do hereby set our hand unto the following, to wit I, WARREN THOMAS, of the Illinois, being of sound mind clare this to be my last will wills heretofore made by me city of Chicago, County of Cook, and State and memory, do hereby make, publish, and de and testament, hereby revoking any will or I leave to Cecille Day my civic pride about Chicago that she may be able to talk about Indlanapolis in next years' classes To Barbara McCune I will my studiousness and all m freckles T Jerry Banes I will my ability to get 5 merits in the kitchen and elsewhere on details here at White's I, ROBERT ACREE, of the c1ty of South Bend, County of St Joseph, and State of Indiana, being of sound mind and memory leave to Robert Smith my height, to David Dulkerson m ability to score baskets with my right hand and lead the County Standings in points per game To Richard Schlotter I leave my ability to have a press full of chewing gum at all times I, PAUL MIRAMONTI, State of Indiana, being Richard Schlotter so he ability to do as little would also like to will of the city of Evansville, County of Vanderbu g, and of sound mind and memory will my cu ly locks to too can WOW the girls, and to Larry Langer I will my as possible in school and still pass my subjects to Bob Smith my tempermental girl friend Delores R I, RALPH HARROLD, of the city of Veedersburg, County of Fountain, and Carol Scharf my ability to so she can make some honor play acting ability and to in Senior subjects act quiet and dignified lkeep my big mouth shutj, rolls and 35 pointers To Arnold Jines I will m Carol I also leave my ability to make good grades I, DONALD SCOTT fmy friends call me Edj, of the city of Dyer, County of Lake, State of Indiana, being of sound mind and memory do hereby be queath my energetic and ambitious natu e to Cecille Day for use in her future college plans To James Mergy I will my way with the women so he, too, can have two girl friends fone at a time, of course on the state legislature trip Tb Bob Smith I leave my long cowboy sideburns, black of cou se I, ROBERT PKELPS, of the city of Crawfordsville, County of Montgcxnery, and State of Indiana, being of sound mind and memory leave to Carroll Heister my former position as manager for the football team, to Eugene McGee my hair cutting ability wlth the hope that he, too, can attend International Barber College To James Lewis I will my sparkling personality and willing ness to work and get a diplo a WE, THE CLASS OF 1955, DO WILL AND BEQUEATH TO TB CLASS OF l956, a year of hard work, mingled with remembrances of good times and thoughts that make the last year the most enjoyable of them all GOOD LUCK of . . o . I State of Indiana, being of sound mind and memory ----- do hereby bequeath to 7