Whitehouse High School - Whitonian Yearbook (Whitehouse, OH)

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A HILL-BILLY WEDDING Elite of corn society back in them that hills . . . without a doubt the social event . . . hitching of lovely Daisy June lwith glasses! and handsome Clem Cwith lovelight in his eyel . . . just like the fashionable city folk! Notice the fashion . . . no shoes. Can't say we aren't saving for defense! Isn't it a fetching looking wedding party? U. I 5, VHPICTICS DRUM MAJORETTES Some strutters and high steppers, these little ladies. . . . Pep and personality plenty. . . . School stuff . . . football frolics, pep pusher, singing sweeties, jolly joking . . . all of these things helped make the show go over with a bang .... It was such a wow that the audience exploded .... More, more, more .... Thanks, folks! TEN PRETTY GIRLS Whoops .... Wait a minute-we lost two! Oh where, oh where can those two gals be. . . . Maybe posing for a tooth-paste ad. There's at least a sample of sweetness from the show. What are you doing tonight, pal. Take your pick. Nice picking, if you ask me.

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JOKES Ruth Benson-'I just got s cheek from home. Ive Beeuou-F'Pey me the S5 yon owe me. Ruth-'Welt till I tell you the rest of my drum. lr. Ribble- Dldn't you beer me yell for you to stopl' Zlgglo-'No slr. Rib.- Dldn't you hesr me whistle? Zlg.- No. slr. Rlb.- Dldn't you see me elgnsl? Zlg.- No. slr. mb.- Well, I guess I'd better go home. I dou't seem to be doing mueh good around ben. O C I Ollle L-'It vss so cold where ws were thst the esndle froze sod we eouldn't blow lt out. Albert U.- l'hst's nothing. Wbere we vers, the words eems out of mouths ln pieces of lee, sndwehsdtofrythemtoseewhstsrswere tslklng shout. Bussnne llesrnlng to drlvsj-'Thst llttle mirror np there lsn't set rlght. Louelle.-'Isn't lt? Sussnns- No, I un't ses snytblng but the :sr behind. e e e Den Koseh-'Everywhere I go I'm esked to cell seein- Jerry Klgu- Popular, eh? Dun Kosols- No, debt collector. O O U Dorrenee Tslbot-'ly Esther een sure tickle the lvorlee. Don White-'Ie he s pisnlstl' Dorrsnee- No, s dentist. C l l He'e e good lnveutor-new working on s nolselese hreerseker. U O l Gene Strayer- Wlut's your hthsr's oeeupetloni' Robert Stephenson-'I-Ie's e worm lmltstorf' Gene-- Wbst'e tbsti' Robert-'He bores holes ln furniture for en sntiqns desler. umm neu--'nw' emma' not annum--on in meh' Harold-'Too bsdl' not-'on m. I wus up-menu.- Irsnk llllea-'Women ere entltled to veeedous h-ombomeuurkf' Iudor l'Isl.ler- Yee, they sbonld have s ebsuge novendthentosteetebtirsdlngsrsetsmped byeeoopsusref' . Q rf' 1, 1--, v l An spiteph ls s ststement that generslly lies sbout one who lies benesth. Sign on student's door: 'lf I sm studylng when you enter, wske me np. O l l Ronnie W.- So the Reverend Jones felled to keep on the right eide of the Cennibsl chief? Jsck H.- Yes, be's on the lnslde lnstesd of the outside. Cel H.-'I just brought home e skunk. Termite- Where ye gonna keep him? Gale IL- I'm gonna tle hlm under the bell. Termite-'What sbout the smell? Gels H.- He'll just have to get used to lt like I Gill Another guy who tskes women ol' their feet le the clerk who sells them tight shoes. Luey W. film had just won the Kentucky Derbyl - 1 just kept whispering ln my horse's ser s llttle poem I msd up-'Roses sre Red, violets ere blue. bones that lose ers nude into glue. Joyce P.-'How much ers your roomsl' lergsret A.,- Two dollars up to seven. Joyce P.- 'Flnsl I'm lesvlng st six. O O O Bernice D.- C'ouldn't you borrow some money from midgets? Irle 0.- Ola, nal Tbey're short themselves. C C U We tell of the fellow who lnd sn lteh for wrltlng end hee been serstehlng for s llving ever slnee. lnrvln W..-'But you gusrsnteed thls wsteh to lslt ms s llletlmsl' lsrvln V.- Certnlnly, Certslnly. Bot you looked pretty slek the dsy you bought lt. Voice on 'Phone-'Will you Ili Pete Hoare from school tedsyi' lr. Dsnlsle-'Who ls thief' Volee-'Why, this ls my hthlrl' Betty Stephenson-'Wlll the operstlon be s hn- gerou one, donor? Dr. Bleak:-'Nol Nol You esn't bsve s hngerous one for 850.003 A shsrp nose lndlestes eurloslty end sjst one, too much eurloslty. O C O Ike B.-'Hser about the fellow 'bo Invented e device for looking through e brlek well? Ted ll.-'Noi What does he ull lt? Ike B.-'A 18401.- I I O A rsbblt'e foot may brlng good luck to you. but lt brought none to the rsbblt. Elnors V.-'Rubber comes from e ssp. Helen 8.-'Whsr hsppens to the sspi' llnors V.-'He IOC! to jsll-you een stretch your lmsglustlonl' Notice ln lauderd- loe Isle: leverelbls topeoet. ltudsnt forced by eizcmnstsness to sell roounuete's cost to ll! llgillh books. CRAZY POETRY THE BOY WI-I0 BTUTTIRID le smsrt boy. Ile like to tell le talk too fest. Tsscbsr no like my hlk. Hs ssy, 'You stutter, you go to epeseh clue. le go to elses ones. le very good student. ls stutter no more. le tooguetlsd. PANTS In dsy of old When halghte were bold, And sheet-lrqn trouser wore. Tbeyllvedlnpsees, Forthensoresse Wouldlssttenysersormnre. Inomeelaaql Thsyhsddseereee For esst-Iron shirts-end wore'ea, Andmereieeblll lnonghlndzls- 'l'bslswllr!osvsrtere'sss. AChlnsmsnmasedAhllq lsllolsstreet ur-llq, llngl Tbseooduetos-tsrnedblsbssd, Torhepseesagensndssld: '1'hseer'sloete'esIln-Dlng,dlngl

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DCVIEWS ALICE BLUE GOWN Grace and poise predominated in this waltz number. Coniidentially folks, they are jitterbugs in disguise .... See the Oomph in their eyes? All joking aside, it was lovely. They even waltzed in time to the music. Some eccomplishment, I say! ME AND MY SHADOW Just one hunter, haunting another .... Whatcha doing tonight, shadow? . . . Same as you, I guess, going to the G. A. A. Var- iety Review. See our pre ident, Bessie, in the background? A penny for her thoughts. Our V for Victory seems to have held up quite well . . . indeed a victory for us! We liked our work, maybe we will do it again sometime. Would youcome? 73 -Y, c- L... A SUPER GROUP OF TROUPERS Touching . . . those hats from the Easter Parade! A few Western misses teach endj -what are they gunning for? There is teacher in the back row looking happy 'cause her kids did so well. . . . And that football material in the front row. Rathbun and Thomas, take a squint! i