White Salmon High School - Punch Bowl Yearbook (White Salmon, WA)

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1920 W. S. H. S. 15 When we arrived in Paris, we went to a Cafe for lunch. While there 501111 happened to read in a newspaper that a. famous French chef had been identified as an American woman, Miss Marie VVyers, from White Salmon, Washington. This chef was noted far and wide for his i?J won- derful pastries, which were made in animal shapes. Just lik-e those old animal cookies!! The next day I happened to meet the Dickeys again and learned that they had been conducted through a zoo by Laura Cole, who is the guide of the Institution. I learned nothing of any of the o'ld Class of 1920 until a few weeks later when upon returning to New York, I read in the Who's Who of a large magazine, that Louis Johnson and Norman Hayes are managing a large teacher's agency. Their specialty is young ladies. This article went on to say that they had been very efiici-ent -- no doubt due to the exper- ience obtained while in high school. Well, so be it, let 'em enjoy themselves. A short time later while going through Boston, who shou'ld I meet but Miss Ricka Claterbos. Naturally We talked of old times. Ricka is run- ning an Old Maids' hospital and a home for pensioned parrots and aged cats. She says that she enjoys her work, and feels quite at home. Just a few days ago I met Roscoe Branaman in a Western town. He is a trainer of wild animals, especially cooties. Also, Roscoe says that Frank Hall is back to his old tricks. Frank is farming at a place called Trout Lake. He raises peaches and has a peach of a wife. He said after all the strenuous work in High School, he thought he would take a rest for the remainder of his days. This ends the prophesy of the class of 1920, the Black and Orange Class. -R.Z.

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14 VV. S. H. .S. 1920 SENIOR cl.Ass PROPHESY OF 1920 JJ' J-8' J-'I' In the fall of the year 1948. a large trans-Atlantic passenger plane was swiftly speeding toward England. In the observation room of this plane, a man was standing by a window watching a large ocean vessel slowly drop behind the fast ship of the skies. He was seen to turn sud- denly and look at a man and woman, who were talking together. The man had just said, 1 wonder what Louis Johnson and Bob Zener are do- ing, now? The man at the window looked at the couple for an instant and then, as if he recognized one of them, he went forward and asked, Did I hear you mention the names of Louis Johnson and Bob Zener? The couple regarded him for a moment. Then the man said, Why, he'llo, Bob, what the deuce are you doing here? And what have you been doing since the days of old W. S. H. S.? Bob settled himself and said, live been drifting around considerably since 1920. Now I'm special investigator for the Governmentf' While he was saying this, he had been looking at the woman. Suddenly he said, By the holy bald-headed Mohammed, if it isn't the gir'l from Bingen What are you two doing here? With a smile, John replied, We are on a trip to celebrate our silver wedding. We are going to Paris where Donnell is to speak on the Evils of Chewing Gum. You know he is a real second Billy Sunday when it comes to sluggying the goo During the conservation that followed it was revealed that John was the unknown or rather mysterious writer of a famous series of stories called, Love, in the West, along the Columbia. The remainder of the history of th-e class of 1920, is as told to the writer of this article by Bob Zener, about a year later when he was again in New York. ........................ Arriving at London the three of us noticed a roof sign: Samuel Dallas, Teacher of Asthetic Dancing! '

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6 YV. S. H. S. CLASS POEM RRI! The Class of l20 has a rep' For lots of fun and lots of pep They're never sick or have the blues, And don't go round in half a snooze, Like others! The girls, of which are three. Are as pretty as they can beg They never 'tsneaku nor miss 'their work, They never play, nor do they shirk V Like others! Eight boys are in our class They're full of go und got the jazz g Th-ey 'lead the school in everything, ,They work and play and dance and sing, N011 like others! The Class of '20 has excelled, They were good and not expelled: Everything will be in a whirl, H When the '20 Seniors face the world! Not like others! --F E. 1920 Hall '20 l