White Plains High School - Wildcat Yearbook (Choccolocco, AL)

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PROPHECY The date is June 6, 2005. It has been 20 years since the Senior Class of 1985 of W.P.H.S. has been together and through extensive research we have compiled the following facts ... MICHELLE AMOS was last seen on the planet, Mrs. She threw a shot-put so far it went into orbit and she's still looking for it. ANITA BOX has changed her name to Anita Sack , and has become a model in Las Vegas, Nevada. EUGENE Pug But- ler recently made $50,000 royalties on his new book The Cheater's Way . TOM- MY T.C. Too Cool CLAY has become a player for the Georgetown Hoyas and yes—he still has that same strut. TRACY MUNROE is finally married to the guy she chased for 5 years. She now owns a Ziplock Sandwich Bag Co. which pre- vents her from having a family. CHRIS- TINE DAVIS is a country western singer and performs nightly at the Alabama Show Palace now located at the defunct Hubbard Oil Co. in White Plains. BOB COLLUM has become head dietitian at JSU and is next in line for the presidency. BRANDYE FISHER was last seen flying on a Boeing 707 jet over the Bermuda Triangle. Word is, she ended up on a de- serted island with both the pilot co- pilot. Some people have all the luck. PA- MELA GHEE, an obstetrician, became a millionaire almost overnight. Through an accidental discovery, women can now or- der their babies by sex, weight, coloring, etc. by computer catalog. TIM HICKS is now co-owner of Sunshine Skating Rink due to his presence there every Saturday night. SUE HUTTO has recently married. She and her newlywed started their own business in White Plains Sue Sonny's Trading Post RICHARD GARDNER has taken over Big Daddy's and has given CHARLOTTE AMOS the job as head waitress. DAVID PALMER joined the service, but went AWOL after the first year. He's residing in Tahiti and you can find him diving for pearls to support his habit of eating. DANNY JONES and TROY WAGNER enrolled at Harvard. Needless to say, they were the loudest, most obnoxious in their class. They have started an opossum farm in Texas. BRAD THAGARD was recently seen in P.C. where he works as a bartender at The Spinnaker. SCOTT SNIDER has become vice principal of ol' W.P.H.S. and enjoys sightseeing from trees. TOMMY STAMPER and ELESHEI CHATMON have joined a famous circus. They are known as The Tallest Terrible Two (They walk on stilts!). EDDIE SMITH is married and has 5 children. He now man- ages the London House Restaurant in Ox- ford, AL. VICKIE McCAULEY had so many arguments with Coach Cleveland that she decided to get the Equal Rights Amendment passed. She did it by visiting the Pres, of the U.S, and taking him one of her o possum pies. FAYE TEAGUE is a police officer in Beverly Hills, CA. She joined forces with Eddie Murphy. BUFFY BARNETT and SHARON JOHNSON live together in a straw hut in Africa. They have even taught the natives how to party. JOEY LOCKRIDGE and his band have hit 1 on the charts with their new single That's out . BETTY LIPSCOMB and PAULA WHITE are maids for the Hilton Hotel in New Or- leans, which is presently owned by MI- CHAEL HYATT. RANDY HUBBARD was last seen with his wife and children visiting Mickey Mouse in Disneyworld. BRIAN JONES has just retired from Lee Brass Co. because he won the million dol- lar lottery at Nances Creek. TAMMY HUMPHREY is married and last year she received the Most Experienced Wife award, due to those magazines she read in class. DERICK HOUSTON has become the Pope in Rome, Italy and is living well in the Vatican. RHONDA VAUGHN has taken the big” position as sec. of W.P.H.S. SUSAN SMITH and GINA CLAY are still in Kenya. They went to see the wildlife and were last seen observing GLENN BAIN charm cobra snakes with his trumpet. DEBBIE WEAVER is a ba- ton twirler for The Marching Southerners. JOEY LEMMON has taken over the posi- tion Blake on Dynasty. LORI MITCH- ELL has become a model in the magazine Fredricks of Hollywood . D.H. SMITH has been named Head Car Crasher due to the fact that he totalled 3 cars in one night. SHERRI LEE and DORETTA WILSON have become Solid Gold dancers. MELODY COLEMAN ventured out on her own and made it in the enter- tainment world. After touring for 10 yrs. she came back to her hometown and mar- ried her high school sweetheart. THERE- SA MURPHY and TISH WAITE left W.P.H.S. destined never to return. They were last seen on a cruise ship headed for the Bahamas. BRENDA MORGAN and ISAIAH EVANS ahve both retired and moved away. They see each other twice a year-once, during class reunions and once during the wheelchair competition held at Oxford Lake Park for Senior Citizens 100 years and older

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