White Plains High School - Wildcat Yearbook (Choccolocco, AL)

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SENIOR CLASS OFFICERS: left to right, GEORGE DOTHARD, ROY MAULDIN, NANCY LETT, CHAD BROWN, JOEL ROBERTS. GET OUT OF THE WAY GET DOWN! 24 THIS IS SOLID GOLD MATERIAL.

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The year is 2004. After a long and laborious search, all members of the Class of '84 have been sniffed out and interviewed, by none other than the Wildcat Weekly's super-slueth, nose-for-news, Rona Looselips (Cyndi Owens). Sit a spell And she will tell All the gossip Per se, pell mell! James Biddy has become a millionaire snuff tycoon by taking over the Skoal company. When asked why he did it, he replied, Anything to keep the little woman happy. Paris James, Nancy Lett, and Deborah Ward are Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Nancy is currently engaged to the entire football team. Paris and Deborah are in the hospital. Deborah was injured when she was accidently tackled while chasing the guarterback. Paris broke both legs trying to prove a point by jumping from the top of the goal post. Petey Taylor and Scott Carlisle are currently tied for first place in the NASCAR circuit. Glenn Gilbert has set up a major vegetable farm in Choccolocco known as, Cucumberland. George Dothard has just signed a recording contract with RCA records, and has hit number 1 with his version of the Jim Reaves classic, He'll Have To Go. Sonja Morrison has become a fashion designer, and her latest fashion to hit the market is a yellow-hooded sweatshirt with no strings. Tim Howardhas replaced Doc Severenson on The Tonight Show , and is a big hit with his all-girl band, The Trump-ettes.' Glenda Smith has become a model and is featured in this month's issue of Playboy magazine. Marcie Howard has opened a 100-acre horse ranch in Texas, and she currently employs Sharon Wyer as a top-notch bronch-buster. Peggy Pateyand Rita Walker gave new meaning to the term, old married bat when they were arrested for husband beating. Mike and Tony apparently had criticized their biscuits. Rodney Lambert gave up women, and, after intensive training under former Coach Randy Sparks, has broken every world record in Olympic Track history. Bonnie Amos, Samantha Henson, and Wendy Snyder were arrested for holding up the 1st National Bank of White Plains. Debbie Garmon has not been heard from in two years since marrying Polar Bear and moving to the North Pole. Rickey Doss was named Coach of the Year because 20 of his 21 players were his kids. Kerry Holy field was trying out for pro-basketball, but was injured when he dropped the ball on his toe. Roy Mauldin, David Johnson, and Aaron Higginbotham were unconscious for 3 months because they listened to too much Quiet Riot's 'Bang Your Head'. Mark Cochis heard everyone call him Cochese so much that now he thinks he's an Indian. Lisa Lee was discharged from the service after wrecking an airplane while kissing her male co-pilot, tlimmyand Johnny O’Kelley were so glad to graduate from school that they retired. Terry Jones took all his wrecked cars and becameda , scrap-iron salesman. Mike Harrell, Joel Roberts, and John Smith became country singers withn their hit single, Yeah . Tommy Smith is happily married and living in Hollywopd .JTis bride, a former Whit Plains student, is a movie star. Ami Bryant, Pam Ashley, and Lori Cobb are running the woHd f3tnou% Turkey Farm.' Pam Duncan, Nina JoJtuiafSjid Donna Mathis Own a fashion shop that specialized in- alLhQpts.' Greg Morroycbec rnejatorld famous by drop-kicking a Big bun and yelling 1 Where sfttg-Beel ? CTfad Braxeii SndRandy Jones are movi£ sf ns, and every high school student in America has seen their cult films, the latest of wMch is, 6men v — Terror in the Teachers Lounge. Tammy Parker stars with Mr. T. in a T.V. shov titled, Miss Parker Mr. T Show. Brian Regner becomes President and sells Scott Amps and Gary Burns the Hawaiian Islands, where they set up their own government. Tony Regner becomes a national hero when his military servicemen annihilate Russia. Jim my Rogers becomes a worljtl class boxer. Gary Smith is a stand-up comic. The interview was complete upon discovering■ Gur homeroom teachers, Brenda Morgan and Isaiah Evans. They were vacationing in Tiswau'and ironically, both were confined to wheel chairs. ALOHA! 26