White Plains High School - Wildcat Yearbook (Choccolocco, AL)

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Absolutely Boring! Dorothy Hamill II The Young and Restless. Feels like the first time. Prepare for landing! 12

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Class Prophecy Around the year 2000, the Old English teacher, Mrs. Brenda Morgan, decided to check up on all of her great students from the class of 1981. Wouldn't you know it! She started with her favorite students Ronnie Taylor and Chris Brown, who have started their own farm for breeding grasshoppers. They select the best grasshoppers and sell them to the World’s Most Elegant Restaurant. This restaurant happens to be run by the husband and wife team of Teresa Brooks and Tim Shultz. About 30 miles away is a place called the Walker and Cole Maggot Manufacturing Company. This company supplies the White Plains Sanitation Dept, with a new way of cleansing the water. It is now owned and run by bio-chemist specialist, Darwin Jones. And in a desperate search to find the rest of her English students, she went 60 miles east of highway 9. There she saw a sign saying Home for Plants.” It is run by Lisa Bain and Debbie Morrow. They have a selection of black roses, wreaths and you can get a free engraving on the wreaths! The motto most often engraved is Rest in Peace.” Could it be because next door is Doctor Gary Hollingsworth's office building? She also found out that Ronald White and Sharon Boswell were making it pretty good in the Buffalo Chips business. They are getting the product at a cheaper rate because Andy Jenkins and Tammy Jackson own their own spread of buffalo. While down the road is a small farm house. This is the home of King Ken Williams and Queen Sherry Holyfield. There they rule their kingdom of chickens and pigs. Top F.B.I. Agent Robin Brown is now working on a case that has been described by Time Magazine as being bizarre. Robin is trying to find out why the dish ran away with the spoon. Jeff Wheeler and Terrie Murray and now 2 movie stars starring in a true story of their romantic en- counters during high school. Anthropologist Sandy Clay and Becky Turner discovered something that the world was not ready for. Therefore sheriff of the universe, Jackie Cheatwood had to send them off with their bionic creature to another universe ruled by Jeff Munroe. Sue Sponsler is now the nation’s top cook and appears on her hus- band’s T.V. show. While she cooks, her husband, Terry Beecham. uses her food scraps as weights. On Sunday mornings you can watch the Rev. Robert Biscoe heal the sick by using some powder that Chemist Tommy Snider has developed. Danny Guttrey is now the new Pope of Israel, but has a small flock of followers. Anthony Poland and Donna Jones now own a prison where the most violent criminals are caged. Two of the criminals are Carol Branning. and Cynthia Branning. Wendy Regner is now a model in Old Davis Town. There she models the latest fashions in squid tails and underwater octopus diving gear. Michael Goss and Pam Coleman arc making it all right. Pam is helping nurse Michael back to health. He has been suffering from a rare disease. The doctors have discovered he has lived all of these years with no brain at all. The coun- try’s top 2 lawyers are Mark Headrick and Tony Patey. They became notable after getting Chris Gilbert's and Tim Rawls' Organ Transplant Co. acquitted in a 70.6 billion dollar lawsuit. It all started when Thomas Hensen and Lisa Brooks complain- ed because nine of their eighteen children took a fourteen month gestation period due to an implanted organ in the mother. Delores Teague and J. R. Coppock arc now liv- ing in Hollywood in their one room penthouse suite. Not too far down the road is the home of Professor Kaye Kitchens and her loyal husband, the lifeguard, Tony Snider. Kaye is an expert at teaching people how to float vertically while Tony is perched high on his throne watching their children swim in an Olympic pool. We can’t forget Chris Garmon and Todd King. These 2 are the most highly paid athletes in the sports world. They are both cheerleaders for the White Plains Football team. And last, but not least, is Bo Jordan. Bo now lives about 30 miles east of the Bahama Islands. Bo has become a billionaire. We find that Bo earned most of his money by being the World’s Greatest Lover and Liar. Story By: Bo Jordan

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Very Interesting . . . Slipsliding Away 13