Whetstone Township High School - Whetstonian Yearbook (Bucyrus, OH)

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He l1kes to s1t and watch thmgs HIS calm d1spos1t1on comb1ned wlth h1s lngralned mertness make h1m the 1deal type for a sports promoter He 15 deeply xnterested 1n athletlcs but plays for hlmself a stlff game of poker He cannot be manager of a ball team or a boxer as that would requlre too much mov1ng about He w1ll keep a racmg stable he w1ll have a race track bu1lt up the sxde of a house keep a stable of rac1ng snalls l1e back 1n a hammock and gaze at the track as h1s fa1thful sna1ls crawl on and up to v1ctory He IS bel1eved to have set a record 1n the mar1nes be1ng a recru1t for 10 years As for myself Daryl Ehmann I was rather surpr1sed when I read that he thought I would make a wealthy cosmet1c1an the proprletor of Ye Beaut1f1er Shoppe a shop Wh1Ch sponsors alterat1ons wh1le you walt fat people become fatter skmny people become sk1nn1er and on the s1de I w1ll sell hats a drape of a str1p of velvet a drop of seallng wax and two ch1cken feathers on the head of a woman Gurgle lala and charge her twenty t1mes what the hat 15 worth and get It Now that we know what l1es 1n store for all of us I th1nk lt 15 only fa1r to tell you that th1s morn1ng I learned Professor Abdullah Freudson Br1ll1ng 15 not a psychxatrlst at all but an escaped lunatxc from the qtate Asylum Gzftatory The follow1ng people were g1ven g1fts by the SCHIOTS at Class N1ght Mr Parr S1nce he IS always bend1ng over scrap1ng gum off the floor and cha1rs w would l1ke to g1ve h1m a long handled putty knlfe Mr Sp1tzer S1nce h1s ha1r 15 always hang1ng 1n h1s eyes the class thought a tooth less comb would be Just the thmg to comb h1s ha1r Mr Stewart On ra1ny days h1s curls are all over h1s head We thought a ha1r net would be appropr1ate Mr Johnson We thought he should be at least 6' tall so we are g1v1ng h1m v1tam1ns to grow taller Mr Probst S1nce he tears artxcles out of the Cleveland Plam Dealer xnstead of cuttmg them out we would l1ke to g1ve h1m a pa1r of sclssors Mr Duncan S1nce h1s shoes are always squeak1ng as he walks up and down the hall to qu1et them down we re g1v1ng h1m a can of 3 I o1l M1ss Sherer She doesn t l1ke her students to chew gum but she loves to chew lt herself So we are g1v1ng M1ss Sherer a pack of gum Mrs Spltzer She 15 always tr1mm1ng dresses so we w1ll g1V6 Mrs Spltzer a bottle of green f1ngerna1l pol1sh to keep tr1m Woodrow Crock S1nce he has trouble rememberlng where he's suppose to go I would l1ke to g1ve Woodrow a date book Daryl Ehmann Daryl's headl1ghts are so d1m we thought a paxr of candles would help h1m out Arland C3115 S1nce Mxke 15 thmklng about matr1mony the class thought a rmg would be appropr1ate Joan Gallant S1nce Joan 1S gettlng marrled we thought she could use a rolllng p1n to keep her husband on the ball Geraldme COTWIH S1nce Jerry has trouble holdlng her man the class thought she could use a hook Arden Haycook S1nce Arden IS always try1ng to grow a goatee we thought a bottle of ha1r grower would do h1m Justlce Melvln Wxlcox SINCE Mel has an uncontrollable temper the class thought Mel needed a thermometer - 1 I . 1 - 1 I , 1 1 , . , . 1 1 ' ' ' ll ' ' ll ' v 1 -- , -.. '-- ' , - 1 1 1 ' 1 L . O . . . . . H . --- 1 e . --- ' - I --- - . . --- 1 , . D --- , . l . . . . ' - - ' ' ' 1 I --- , ' --- , --- ' --- , -..- , --- , --- , ..-- I

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A Look Into The Future THE REPORT OF A PSYCHIATRIST The members of the class of 1952 have been very much xnterested ln psychology Many of them havmg taken profound courses 1n such awe msplrmg phases of the subject as psy choanalysxs and psychlatry When the world renowned psych1atr1st Professor Abdullah Freudson Brllflng came to town and opened a consultmg room for the mentally unflt and the 1ntellectually unsettled all these earnest students rushed to see hun Now don't m1sunderstand me I am not 1mply1ng that they were unfxt mentally unbal anced or un anythmg They all acted funny sometlmes but there wasn't anythmg wrong w1th them that couldn t be cured by spendmg a few months 1n the state 1nst1tut1on for the feeble mlnded Well anyway on wlth my story It was suggested by one of the teachers that all of the members of the class pay a v1s1t to the professor to be psychoanalyzed One by one the Semors v1s1ted the professor Flnally I had a chance to enter h1s offlce No not because of any mental weakness but merely to collect the rent for my father who owns the bu1ld1ng Well the professor wasn t ln so to klll some t1me I read the magazlnes on the table After I d read Modern Pr1sc1lla for December 1910 and Grandpa s Home Compamon for Aprxl 1890 I looked around for somethmng else to read All I could f1nd was a black covered notebook at the ve ry bottom of the pxle It was fllled w1th closely typed notes And to my surprlse these notes were about my fellow students They were the professor s prlvate and genu1ne op1n1ons of those who had consulted h1m The f1rst page was wr1tten entlrely on the class presldent Melvln W1lcox who w1ll be three tlmes governor of the state of Confusxon and leader of the new progressive party HIS motto 15 All For One And That One Is Me He also w1ll be a candldate for the pres1dency but w1ll be defeated by one vote cast by hxs campa1gn manager On the second page were qu1te a few notes on the v1ce pres1dent of the class Joan Gallant who w1ll be a famous mventor Marrxed to Mr Moneybags h1mself she IS one the r1chest women 1n the world She has lnvented over one thousand labor savxng devlces all of wh1ch are blesslngs to humamty Among the best known products of her aglle bram are restwell mattresses for oyster beds mdestructlble leads for sllver penc1ls and exercxses for reduc1ng ones 1ncome tax It seems that those few months ln the 1nst1tut1on d1d her some good The th1rd member of the class that he exammed was the treasurer Woodrow Crock a stol1d slow mov1ng chap who w1ll never d1splay e1ther speed or ammatxon and can be trustec never to hurry He w1llf1nd h1s proper pos1t1on 1n lxfe early He w1ll become a plumber' asslstant the one who goes back for a left handed monkey wrench and can't fxnd It H w1ll contlnue 1n that restful occupatlon unt1l he f1nds one that IS a lot easxer On the fourth page was an analysxs of Gerry Corwln the secretary of the class She 15 a nervous 1nqu1s1t1ve type W1ll be a reporter and because of her xntense 1nterest 1n every body s busmess and her cast 1ron nerve wh1ch enables her to penetrate where she 1S not wanted wxthout embarrassment she w1ll be an excellent one In ten years t1me she w1ll be a natlonal celebrlty known as Polly Pry She w1ll be so alert that she w1ll lntervxew a cr1m1nalwh1le he 15 commxttlng the crlme and get tomorrow s news last week Arland Carxs or rather known as 'Mlke has two pages to h1mself The professor wrote that hxs case would be rather d1ff1cult and spent one whole page explalmng why It seems that when Mmke was a young baby he was always falhng on h1s head therefore h1s braxns were forced down 1nto the b1g toe of h1s rlght foot Whlle the professor was examlnmg h1s toe M1ke was explalmng to the professor what he would l1ke to be and sure enough the professor s analysxs proved that he was rlght M1ke's ambxtlon 1S to be an orchestra leader and composer of d1st1nct1on For f1ve years he w1ll be the leader of the 1nst1tute band and after fmmshmg extra schoolmg at Vassar a natlonally known glrls school Mlke may compose several songs or operas H15 hobby xs raxslng A1rdales as they remmded hlm of h1s mus1c1ans Arden Haycook an extremely mterestxng case has a letherg1c mmd the patxent type . ' 1 ' 1 1 . .l 1 ' 1 ' . 1 , I . . . . . ' - 1 1 ' . , 0 I 1 1 . I . . . . 1 1 1 ' , . . ' . 1 1 1 1 ' ' Q . , . , . . . . . . 1 1 , . ' H ll ' ' ' ' 1 , 1 ' 1 , . . , of 1 ' 1 . . . -D . . . . . 1 1 . . - 1 1 1 ' 1 . . S - . E . , . 1 ' 1 ' , . , . . . . I . . , . . . . ' . 1 . . . ' 1 ' 11 ' 1 1 - 1 I 1 . I 1 , - . . . . . - . - 1 1 1 ' I . , I ..- ,

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DARYL NAM E imi- Arden Jerry Joan Mike Mel Woodrow Daryl FAVORITE FOOD Horoscope AM BITION Steak and mush- rooms Macaroni and cheese Ham Steak Chicken Steak French fries State Patrolman Nurse Housewife Diesel Mechanic Diesel Mechanic Mechanic Farming PASTINIE Dancing Collecting Pictures Reading Loafing Fishing Loafing Loafing EHM ANN MELVIN WILCOX MIKE CARXS Do You Remember? FAVORITE SONG Tea For Two Blue Tango I Love You I Walk Alone I Wa lk Alone Because of You Cold Cold Heart ARDEN HAYCOOK Mr Probst trying to drive his car from the back seat Beating New Washington and North Robinson ln the baseball tournament Upsetting Sulphur 79 54 Our drive for annual ads Beating Dutchtown in the tournament 66 63 Taking second in baseball basketball and volleyball Going to district basketball tournament Going to district baseball tournament Junior and Senior Banquet Honor Society Banquet Paper drive Trip to the Freedom Fair Ccrr-mencement exercises Cl s night I t day of school Senior boys parties -knnual meeting at Mr Probst Senior Play third act ' l O . 1 r ' . . a . , -':.3 - 4:25 . . ' . ua , - . .