Wheeling High School - Record Yearbook (Wheeling, WV)

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MERGE PHARMACY Accuracy and Service a Specialty 4315 Jacob Street Phone 1239 THE LOG CContinued from page 1655 bination Mardi Gras, Play, Dance, Bake Sale, and minstrel called The Carnival. The event was a red letter day in the history of the school and many enjoyed the event. May 7-The high and mighty descended to Freshman levels on this day and created great excitement by coming to school on kiddie kars and velocipedes. This was BABY DAY. May 8-The Musical Department under the supervision of Mr. Edwards presented a blackface minstrel which proved a huge success. Yea, MISTER INTERLOCUTOR. She: I'd like to buy a petticoat. F. W.: Antique department on the sixth floor, Miss. Take elevator to right. Men's lVear that Men Wear Harry Superior's Fashion Shop Wear Adler Collegian Clothes OTTO Shoes for Men SPEEDY SHOES FOR YOUNG MEN 1105 Market Street S6 S7 S8 169

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MONEY BACK IF DISAPPOINTED The same courtesy shown when you return a garment as when you buy it New York Waist House 1058 Main Street Wheeling, W. Va. Beautiful Dresses Silk Underwear Spring Blouses Fan Tan Hosiery Pan Tanette Cuff Hose M ust give satisfaction, or replacement guaranteed. A WISE BOY Why have I never married? repeated Matty, the bachelor, as an ac- quaintance asked him the question. Well, years ago, in a crowd, I accidentally trod on a young lady's gown. She turned furiously, beginning, 'Oh, you clumsy brute.' Then she smiled very sweetly and said, 'Oh, I beg your par- don, I thought you were my husbandl' So when I came to think it over, I decided that I'd let marriage alone! Wife- A little bird told me you're going to get me a fur coat. Husband-A'Musta been cuckoo. Customer-Wonder why I have to pay so much? You don't have to cut off so much hair from my head. Barber-I charge for having to search for it in your case. What's the matter with the prisoner, why doesn't he answer? He's deaf, your honor. Dismissed I can't convict a man without a hearing. The softest job in the world is keeping the grass cut on the North Pole. The hardest job is trying to catch rats by making a noise like a piece of cheese. Wanted-Young lady to sell tickets, someone fast that can take care of large crowd.-Seelye Theatre. Him- I'd marry you all right, only you are too dumb! Her- You're right, boy, you need a wife with brains enough for two. 170

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100 START-ONLY 2 FINISH! According to U. S. Government statistics, only two out of each 100 students whoi enter the fifth grade ever graduate from college. just think of it-a mortality of 9861 Who's Who in America , that great authority on successful living Americans, contains the names of 87 times as many high school graduates as there are those who have had only grammar school training, but 800 times as many college graduates. What is the answer? It can only be this: You will succeed in life's work in proportion to how well you are prepared. The trained minds lead the world. Your future-the most important future of all, as far as you are con- cerned-lies just beyond the echo of the next clock-tick-Just back of the dawn of the new day-just behind the next leaf of the calendar. What are you doing now to prepare for it? MARIETTA COLLEGE-the Pioneer College , historical in name and great in achievements, has been training men and women for leader- ship and lives of usefulness since 1835. The college is located in beautiful old Marietta where one enjoys a life worth living while preparing for the better things of life, Ask us for catalog and illustrated literature. MARIETTA COLLEGE MARIETTA Chartered 1835 OHIO Compliments of Harold Jarvis Garage 9 2 7 Market Street Phone 5 3 7 Absent-minded Professor Cmeet- ing his sonjz Hello, George, h0w's your father? Sambo was bemoaning the fact that he had forgotten to latch his chicken-coop the night before. Were your chickens stolen? he was asked. No, he replied, dey went home. Bill R.: CAfter she had refused to kiss himj: Oh, well, I was only joking. Alice: What a pity! So was I. Girls are prettier than men. Naturally. No,-artificially. -C. C. N. Y. Mercury.