Wheeler High School - Mustang Yearbook (Wheeler, TX)

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II 'I' IMI GU -iii The Mustang--'30 Humor Miss Adams: What are the agents of Weathering? Isaac Carter: I don't know. That agent hasn't been to our house yet. Miss Taliaferro flooking for hosej: Waterbreaker! Miss Addison: What are you talking about? Miss Taliaferroz Well, doesn't dam mean waterbreaker? Conley: Have you noticed that bliss always rhymes with kiss? Rondalz I have also noticed that blister rhymes with kissed 'er. Mr. Starr: J, L., what is pasteurized milk? J. L.: Milk from cows that run on a pasture. Ross Scott: I Wonder what is the matter with Miss Manby lately. She doesn't act normal. Florence Merriman: Well, at first I thought too much Shakespeare was affecting her mind, but I have decided that it is only a serious case of Smithitisf' Jewel: Is Clarence an actor? Glennis: Why yes, don't you remember that play, 'Slide, Jelly, Slide'? He was the grease spot. Wendell Meek: I'Ve had this car for years and never had a wreck. Jaunita Maloy: You mean you've had this wreck for years and never had a car. Miss Manby: Augusta, give your parents' names. Augusta Wadsworth: Papa and Mamma. Miss Adams: Do you know the most important city of Alaska? Harold Nicholson: No'm. Miss Adams: Correct. Buster Walser: May I hold your hand? Jaunita: It isn't heavy, I can manage, thank you. Mr. Starr Cin chemistryjz I will take some Hydrochloric acid and- Jewel: That wouldn't be a bad idea. Glennis Watson: Say, there, have you heard that joke about the dirty shirt? Ross: No, what is it? Glennis: Well, that's one on you. .44 Page 46 11:-:Qt 'I -

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FM4 -fi-if The Mustang--'30 'ww -T- September 9, September 25, September 26, October 3, , ..,t .. October 15, October 15, October 22, October 31, . November 11 November 14 November 26 November 27 December 10 December 19 December 20 December 30 December 31 January 4, ccc.. February 14, February 19, February 20, February 21, March 7, . , March 15, er,,,. March 21, 22 March 24-29, April 1, .,.., April 14-19, . April 20, April 25, ,... . May 1,. ....,,r May 20, School Calendar ...-.-...-School opened. .,...,---Senior Class organized. .-.,...--Seniors ordered rings. --...,.-.Whee1er Hi Whirligig organized. ....-....7th Grade Say It Right Club organized. ...,.-...Footbal1 queen contest. ...,..-..Founding of the Guestonian and Home Economics clubs. ........,Senior Halloween Party. ,-.....,-Armistice, half holiday. .-,....--Home Economics Inspector visits here. ,.-.....-Junior-Senior banquet. ..,., Teachers attend the State Teachers' association. ,...... Mr. Truman Fletcher plans Mustang with staff. .. ..f'Hold that Line, Jimmy , Senior play. ...,.....Christmas vacation begins. .........School opens after Christmas holidays . ......... Senior New Years party. ..--...-..Senior party. .-.-...,.7th Grade Valentine party. ..,,....,.State Inspector here. ...,,.-..Al1 High School banquet. ..-......Arbor Day observance. ' .........County Girls' Basket Ball Tourna- ment. -....,.-.County Teachers' Banquet. . .-.County Interscholastic meet. -........Clean-up week. ...----.-Senior party. .-.....,-Flag Week. ..--....-Easter. -------..Senior party. Senior Day. Commencement exercises. 'CW -'N Page 47 14' 'JETS O A A- +599 --