Wheaton Warrenville South High School - Timberline Yearbook (Wheaton, IL)

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IIMIIII WIWllllllllllIllIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllIIIIIIlllIIllllllllllllllllllllmllllllllllllllllllllllllllIMWM llllllllllllllllllMllllllllllllllllIMIllllllllllllMill-lllllllllllllIlillllllllllllIllllllllillM11ll'l1llllllllllllllllllllllliillllllillllllllllll WOULDN'T IT BE A JOKE IF. I There was no column in the Annual under this heading? Paul Mitchell started a Dancing School? p Hoffman should study something besides the All-story Weekly 'and Twice-a-month ? George Dawson should give up his part in the Junior Play? Members of the Debating Club should arrive on time? I Aldis Hatch was caught smoking? Ode Voigt should post C. H. C. notices? Dorothy Kelley should loudly and insistently contradict some one in class? Philbert Tomlinson answered, a Physics question? . Some one laughed at these? TRUTH IN SMALL PACKAGES. Keep your shoes polished. You can shine at one end if not at the other. Be careful how you criticise of some one will be sure to mistake it for kicking. The most common vice is advice. D Of course it is well to patent your idea, but most H. S. students prefer to copy right. - - - Not all who have dough are well bred. We had no idea what the Royal Gorge was until we.saw the football team at a banquet. - If you would arise with the larks, avoid the midnight swallows. A It is a peculiar fact that the girl with the smallest palms usually has the most dates. It is not always high-toned girl who is the soprano singer. Ketchup-a tonic for those who have failed. We never could understand how people can laugh at a man's being short of money till we remembered the statement that Brevity is the soul of wit. The chief value of taking'Latin seems to lie in -the fact that it develops sufficient gray matter to comprehend the advantages of studying it. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and the world laughs at you. ' p Whooping -cough is terrible, And so are other ills, U But after all, the cough that's worst Is coughing up for bills. b i R R H Sophornoref- Where did you get that fine collection of penny pictures? You must have one of nearly everybody in the school. Freshie,- Oh, I picked some up under the desks and Gus gave me a lot. feasi- A - i ,. 5 E .216 . I ' X I - , ..T7 JV , l ,ag 1 - , . -. .. . V ,- , ' 1' 'fa-A , 5.4-V 4i.,.,,,1, tif! 15:-f-,1'-'gf,., J' - S ' .L f.x',xfJ ' ,-.1 , s bl V - . v ref- A ' F - 5- - ' - f. --we an - f f Slauafiiigk .. . ' ...f. i iz?

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