Wheaton Warrenville South High School - Timberline Yearbook (Wheaton, IL)

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llllllllllmlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillllllllllllll mluuuulmnmmmnanmnulnnnnunnnlunIsmmllnnnnmmmnmmrulmnmnnmannnmnnlmnmuuuuuumuuunm Miss Woolenden? Define:. Space. - 4 E Kink,- I carfteexactly explain ithbut I've got it back in my head some- where. fSee App. Note 35. i R H H Snappy Work. ' Senior in Virgil,- He saw the Greeks scrapping around Troy and the Greeks running and the Trojan youths chasing-them. ' Mrs. Ballou,- Tell about the city described in Moore's Utopia. ' Kink,- The city was founded by one of the founders. It had .narrow streets with houses on both sides. It was surrounded on two sides by a ditchf' A vu n vu The Virgil class is positive that if bellum is not masculine it is either feminine or neuter. ' H D R T In an English Exam the teacher put a question on the board which a certain Junior did not know. He thought for a moment, then raised his hand andlsaid, Thank you for putting that question on the boardg it is the only one for which Ihave a pony prepared. The teacher did not wish to dismiss him since he was so frank, so she erased the question and put on another which the boyl knew, or his smile belied him. R R R - Mrs. Ballou, having just read an essay picked from the various submise sions of the class, which ended abruptly said, What is it that we want to know, but can't find out? T . Honorable VValter Pearson,- Who wrote it? . T When you've studied all the night And you have your lessons right, Who asks you to recite? NOBODY! h ' A Simple Ballad For Beginners in Russian A broken pencil on our desk It mustov Bustoff. ' And so we leave it on our desk For Gustov . To dustoff. uuauuauu 1