Westport High School - Pirate Treasure Chest Yearbook (Westport, OR)

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| . Lestie DeGanoi ¥ IRVIN BLACK PRES IDENT Vice PRESIDENT ' 2 — Pat CARVER ANN JoHnsoy AX LENORE MATHEWS SECRETARY TREASURER | } StU. COUNCIL ete Pl 4 at

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14 CLASS PROPHECY (Continued) FROM THE SECTION MARKED L , St, PETER PULLED OUT A CARD LABELED Luoto, James MILTON. HE NOTED THAT JIM HAD ELOPED WITH A GRASS WIDOW, WHEN HE WAS TWENTY-ONE, AND HAD MOVED TO WASHINGTON D. C. WHERE HE LATER BECAME U.S. AmBASSADOR TO OUTER MONGOLIA. YEARS LATER, WITH THE ADVENT OF THE MONGOLIAN REVOLUTION, HE RETURNED HOME, HIRING OUT EVE- NINGS AS A CIGAR STORE INDIAN» SKIPPING DOWN TO THE Pts , THE HEAVENLY GUARDIAN EXAMINED THE FILE ON Jackie Pritzen. DesPITE HER EDUCATIONAL ACHIEVEMENTS, SHE HAD MARRIED AN ENTERPRISING YOUNG GARBAGE COLLECTOR NAMED JOHNSON DURING HER FIRST YEAR IN COLLEGE. WIDOWED, HOWEVER, IN FIFTEEN MONTHS BY HER HUSBAND'S UNTIMELY DEATH, SHE ASSUMED HIS POSITION IN THE SANITATION DEPARTMENT AND BECAME FONDLY KNOWN BY WesTPORT CITIZENS AS Mrs. Stop JOHNSON. THe Next 48 GRADUATE IN THE REGISTER TURNED uP UNDER Q , THAT OF KATHLEEN QUINLAN. Kay SECURED A POSITION AS MODEL FOR THE FAMED DRESS DESIGNER, David C,. RoperTs, AND GAINED NATIONAL RECOGNITION as Miss Cosmic Ray or 1960. IN HER LATE THIRTIES SHE MET AND MARRIED LORD NosewaT, EARL OF DEVONSHIRE, ENGLAND. AFTER A YEAR OF MARRIAGE, THEY WENT ABROAD TO ENGLAND WHERE SHE BECAME AN ACCOMPLISHED TEATORINKER AND FOXmHUNTERs Amone THE R's tHE Saint round David ROBERTS, WHO, THE CARD RE- VEALED, HAD GIVEN UP A BUDDING PROFESSION IN FORESTRY TO BECOME A PRO= GRESSIVE DRESS DESIGNER; HIS STUDIO WAS LOCATED IN DOWNTOWN WESTPORT. DESPITE HIS APPARENT INTEREST IN WOMEN, DAVE ENTERED THE KINGDOM AS A BACHELOR, LEAVING HIS VAST AND UNDIVIDED FORTUNE TO HIS MOTHERe NEARING THE END OF THE FILE, Ste PETER LOCATED THE THIRTEENTH HISTORY, LABELED$ SAtmi , LAWRENCE Aw LARRY, WHO HAD YEARNED THROUGHOUT BOYHOOD TO BE A CIVIL ENGINEER, SERVED HIS VAST PUBLIC AT WESTPORT AS City Dog CatcHeR, To HELP HIS FINANCIAL STATUS, HE WORKED PART-TIME FOR THE VOLUNTEER FIRE DEPARTMENT, AS FIRE-HYDRANT PAINTERe St. PETER WAS PLEASANTLY SURPRISED TO FIND ON THE CLASS ROSTER THE NAME OF SALMON, SISTER EILEEN. ACQUAINTED WELL WITH SisTeR EILEEN, HE EXAMINED HER EARTHLY RECORD. SHE HAD IN EARLY LIFE, BEEN DIS= APPOINTED IN A TRAGIC LOVE AFFAIR, AND HAD DEVOTED THE REMAINDER OF HER LIFE TO SERVING HUMANITY AS A NUN. AS HE MOVED ON, THE SAINT FOUND NUMBER FIFTEEN AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SECTION MARKED T , THe CELESTIAL RECORD OF DOoNALD Bs. TAYLOR was COLORFUL TO SAY THE LEAST. HE HAD BEGUN AN EARLY CAREER OF AN INVENTOR BY PATENTING HIS NiFTY-NONBREAK ING-SQUEALAGIG PIGGY BANK. THE REVENUE FROM HIS BRAIN CHILD ACCUMULATED SLOWLY, HOWEVER, AND HE EARNED PIN- MONEY BY SELLING PENCILS ON THE STREET CORNER. IN HIS EARLY FORTIES, HE HIT THE FINANCIAL JACKPOT WHEN HE OFFERED TO THE PUBLIC THE NEW TayLOR PocKET-ALARM , AN INGENIOUS ELECTRICAL ADAPTATION OF THE OLD= FASHIONED TWENTIETH CENTURY BURGLAR ALARM. THIS INVENTION COMPLETELY ANNIHILATED THE PICK-POCKETING PROFESSION. IN 1980, HE BECAME Mayor oF THE TOWN, St. PETER SLOWLY REPLACED THE CARD AND CLOSED THE FILE. WHAT A CLASS, HE REFLECTED.

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ty ( 4 f Row |: Erma Tuom, Newton SmitH, Lestie DeGanot, Don Brack, Ivan A Ww Hooper, IrRvin Black, Jesse Martin, ALBERT TUOM, CHRISTINE Rd BRAZEALE. Ne ¥ Row 2: Pat Carver, ALzA Grounos, Mary Witson, Joyce Root, JANICE 7p WV JOHNSON, LENORE MATHEWS, JOANNE SMITH, ANN JOHNSON, CAROL 44, ANDERSON, PHYLLIS WOLFENBARGER’ ma) ts Y r THE JUNIOR CLASS WADED INTO ITS THIRD YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL WITH A CREW OF 2I| STUDENTS, AND Lestieé DEGANDI AT THE HELM. OFFICERS CHOSEN FROM THE CLASS WERE LES DE GAND1, PRESIDENT; IRVIN BLACK, VICE PRESIDENT; Pat CARVER, SECRETARY; ANN JOHNSON, TREASURER; LENORE MATHEWS, STUDENT COUNCIL REPe. AND FIRMLY GUIDING THE RAFT OF JUNIORS was Miss Bray, CLass ADVISOR. PaDDING THEIR TREASURY IN PREPARATION FOR THE JUNIOR PROM, THE JUNIORS GAVE NUMEROUS SALES, OFFERING HOT DOGS, ICE CREAM, AND COKES TO THE PUBLIC. AN EASTER HAM RAFFLE CLIMAXED THE MONEY=MAK ING DRIVE WHICH NETTED THE CLASS A LARGE SUMe FALL TERM HIGHLIGHTS FOR THE CLASS {N= CLUDED THE ARRIVAL OF THE JUNIOR RINGS IN Novem— BER, AND THE PRESENTATION OF MaGNoLIA Buooms , A ONE ACT PLAY, IN JANUARY. WiTH THE SPRING TERM CAME EXTENSIVE PREPAR= Gg e ATION FOR THE JUNIOR Prom. On APRIL 24 THE JUN- HMWCOAS 1ORS PRESENTED TO THE PUBLIC A GAILY LIGHTED GYM, BUILT AROUND THEIR THEME, THE Great Wactz CLIMAXING A VERY EVENTFUL AND SUCCESSFUL JUNIOR YEAR.