Westport High School - Herald Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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'LHE WEsTRoRT HIGH SCHOOL HERALD. 23 VVANTED.-Merry VVidow sailorg must be at least three feet across and built on up- to-date lines. IDA MENSE. INANTED.-A change! I'm tired get- ting nothing but A's and of being at the head of things. Let me be a high private in the rear rank. PAUL STIVERS. Position as a home-maker wanted by one who has had varied experiences. Can' do everything to make life pleasant. . EDNA MARSH. W'ill trade anything I possess for a second- hand Pegasus. Must be strong, well under control, and broken to a side-saddle. ALMA CUTTER. XVANTED. --Position as telephone line- man. Can walk cables. HERBERT SNODGRASS. Situation desired as French tutor for small boysg very successful with older children also. ALICE SPENCER. How to Get an Office and How to Hold It, by Eloise Day. Miss Day has had experience as officer in every organization to which she has belonged -now President of the Amalgamated Presi- dents, Union. Glen's Practical Practice Pedometer. A churn with a treadmill attached! VVork while you run! For sale by GLENS-HULL COMPANY. VVANTED.-To know whether the reason forgSarah Magill's coming back for a course IH Domestic Arts is the obvious one. INANTED.-Information Concerning the romantic novel from which I obtained my mid- dle name. GLAIJYS RosELLA DUNCAN. A straight, good - looking, diminutive creature with a sharp name would like a place as permanent parlor Hborderf, BIARIE EDGE. VVANTED.-Someone to hold up! By one who knows all about the theorv of rob- bing. Must be unarmed and perfectly de- fenseless. DONALD JOHNSON. VVANTED.-A chaperong one who does. not object to being de tmp. HAZEL VVOILLARD. I want to know why the popularitv of a girl who has plenty of interesting brothers and cousins is never attributed bv the world to her own charms. EDYTH WoRN.ALL. WANTED.-.A. bushel to hide my light under. Its literary effulgence is becoming too blinding. CHARLES G. SMITH. Authority on modern Art and up-to-date Artists. Especial interest in cartoons and car- toonists. JULIA SCHAEFER. I can manage cranks of all kinds. Motor- boats preferred. VVINLOCK MILLER. NVANTED.-Storage for my many prizes collected at Hearts, Casino, Authors and Qld Maid. ADA FAY COLLIER. I 've an idea! Patent applied for! Will make a fortune for somebody! It 's yours for the slight consideration of two pickles and a doughnut. HELEN HARBAUGH. XVANTED. -A position by a silver- tongued orator. Addressing ladies in assem- bly or singly is my specialty. JOSEPH HAwTHoRNE. W'ANTED.-Situation as barker by a loud-voiced fellow with wonderful imagina- tion and story-telling ability. HowARD JAMISON. We offer to put up somebody against any- body in a game of tennis. For particulars, address S--, fWl77ZCl'gCl' for Reuben VVcstc1'. A practical practiced politician wants po- sition as VVard Heeler. Will move to suit lo- cation. IQENNETT B. OLSON.

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22 THE WEs'rPoRT IIIGH SCHOOL HERALD. INANIXED.-Position as hustler for the Ginger Club, by one who has done nothing Qelsel in his life. HARRY GUY. Actress with pretty face and charming personality desires position as leading lady with Hrst-class company. Mr. Frohman, please take notice! References, Profil A. S. I-Iumphrey. MAY MOTT. INANTISD.-New excuses for tardiness. VVill pay reasonable prices per dozen for models, signed but not dated. . EXNNA NEWELL. CAT HQSPITAL.-Best of care for cats in all stages of health. Reference, Hon. Jos. G. Hawthorne. MARGARET MERRILL. Hume's European Guide Book! New! Interesting! Complete! Descriptions of Eu- rope set to musicg for sale at all newstands, or address CYRILLA HUMES. IVANTED TC EXCHANGE.-Thirty two fgel As for a B or a C. Variety is the spice of life, you know. RACHEL KINCADE. Instruction given on 'What to Say and When to Say It. Also What to Wear and How to W'ear It? ZEMULA JOHNSON, A Social Sjveczulisf. Burning buildings extinguished, runaway horses stooped, distressed damsels rescued. Special rates for job lots. Address INIARVIN CARY. CGQK ACADEMY.- Drawling, stretch- ing and fainting in coils -taught by the founder. . LYDIA Cooiq, Points on how to cut and trim graduating gowns by one of wide experience and deep in- terest. Call on LUCILLE Coppm, Arguments on any subject. Self-evident facts readily disputed. BERENICE ATWELL, I 've a pretty good notion of what I Wifllf, but I 'in not going to tell anyone. If you think you can deliver the goods without my llHV111g to ask, vou can address, ALICE YATEs. A new book! !'How to Stud' and the VVay to Get There Without Making a Fuss. About Itf' For sale in Study Hall. HAZEL HARRIsoN. Girls, donlt be lonesome! Meet me at the corner of Ilth and VValnut any afternoon. Will wear a Richmond rose. PAUL JONES. VVANTED.+A person of scientific quali- fications to assist me in my deen research in the realm of Physics. Apply to ALICE BRAINERD, Care Mr. Hull. Anybody giving information leading to the detection of Ruth Lawson in the act of look- ing cross will be rewarded by THE COMMITTEE FOR THE PREVEN- TION OF UNH.-XPPINESS, I want somebody to tell me what that queer stuff in a large bottle, in the Chemistry room, marked NI-I4OH, is. Have tasted it every day for two terms without success. LoUIsE HODGES. A LADY ELOCUTIQNIST. - Curfew Shall Not Ring To-night and others always. ready. FLORENCE FARLEY. - Hats and umbrellas recovered by an expert track-walker. HoYT SIMPSON, Address, Centralia, Missouri. VVANTED.-To know why. It doesnt make very much difference what it is, but I Want t0 ICUOW, Hllywav. Address all reasons IO ,IULIA GUYER. INANTEII-Something to Want, I have everything I need or can think of needing and solicit su9'O'estions as to what else I could de- sire for graduation presents. .IVLIA LYAIAN.

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24 THE VNIESTPORT HIGH SCHOOL HERALD. Frances King Reid's latest perpetration, f'IrIer Love Lost in the Sweet Sugar Cane. More thrilling, more touching, more sweeter than anything written by Mary I-Iolmes, Laura jean Libbey or Berthaf9M. Clay. 011 sale at Gilliss Book Store. 4. I A new Card Game! Solitaire for two. Plays itself while you wait, leaving those in- terested free to do anything else they may wish. Very popular with engaged couples. In- vented and for sale by ALICE PHILLIPS. .42 1, I FQR SALE.-23,ooo transfers! Apply Cottage No. 3, Fairmount Park. RUTH CARTER. VVANTED.-A map of the shortest road between Kansas City and Liberty, Mo. MAUDE BIDDLE. I want an automobile-built for two-one that can be driven with one hand Oreferred. ARTHUR MOSES. Collecting is my special work. I collect dues and first prizes to order. MABEL GUsHURsT. , ,.. - A1-1, The fine Art of Debating taught by mail. Personal correspondence. CRAVEN CORRESPONDENCE SC.HOOL, Des Moines, Ia. illil- VVANTED.-Some one to teach me to walk. Have ridden a motor-cycle one year. Now I have motor-cycolia. FLOYD DONALDSON. ,l.lTi1. Expert Analysist and Chemist would like situation as soap maker. Position on the farm preferred. JOSEPH SHORTRIDGE REID. WANTED.-An amanuensis. Must be rapid. My work is too heavy for meg I must have help. ELSIE WARREN, Secretavfy Senior Class. WANTED.-A soft place to light. I must ease my long-sustained flight! MARY HALL. WANTED.-A situation as Latin tutor to a child of three. My phenomenal methods produce phenomenal results. ADAH PATRICK. CLASS The close is come and through the halls are heard, As back and forth we wander 'mid the throng, The thrilling shouts, and many a farewell word Is wafted to us as we pass along. Upon the air rings out a merry song, A spirit of excitement fills the hall And breaks forth in a hundred voices strong, A hundred haoov hearts echo the call 3 And waves of rapturous melody now rise, now fall. OF '-08. How glad and thoughtless are we as we leave The friend and guide of youth's impetuous wi l ! We do not stop, nor even think to grieveg 'We glqo not know our loss. We feel the t rill Of youth's ambition surging throuofh us, till VVe forget the task of life, and care free, Though hasteninff even now it to fulfill, Bounding forth our allotted work we see Half finished ere we wake to see its im- mensity. Alma Cuiler, '08,