Westport High School - Herald Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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. ! tier. JS, rk, wealth rk, e utter. THE VVESTPORT I-IIGH SCHOOL HERALD. 21 QUANTUM MUTATUS ! It is with great regret that we announce that this, the eleventh of July, finds the Senior Class of last month in a most distressing mental state. The strain of writing sixty-three different and orig- inal Senior essays was quite too much for their over- worked brains. And those unexpected and strenuous finals- surely they were the last straw! And the Seniors of '07? they just succumbed, that 's all-and in- stead of going out into the world in prime mental condition, they have been incarcerated, one and all, in an old musty building at Eleventh and Locust Streets. They while away the time bewailing Freshman days in old Westport and begging for a ray of sunshine and a breath of fresh air. Many of them, at the height of their brain- storm, have been guilty of various petty and more serious crimes. Cn account of their abnormal con- -dition, court proceedings have been waived and they have been confined for safe-keeping. A full and complete list of the unfortunate members of this luckless class follows: Miss Jeanette Stickle, alias Mlle. Eugenie St. Iklerie, who made .such a success in Life in the New School, was incarcerated for allowing her dramatic genius to carry her mind away. It in- cidentally carried away the box-ofhce receipts and the scenery. S Margaret Siegel is one of the belles of the Sanitarium. Toward the end of school she devel- oped a tendency to slide in the halls. Now she dances in the halls every evening from eight till midnight, amid crowds of admiring rats, mice, and kittens. S! Laura Snodgrass became over-ambitios about declamation and public speaking. After the Com- mencement program, it was all they could do to restrain her from reciting Curfew Shall Not Ring To-night as an encore. She spends most of her time reciting Casey at the Bat and The Wreck :of the Hesperusf' Anna Brainerd found a watch and lost her mind. She could not find the owner, and after she gave up the attempt she feared that the owner would find her. She insists that her name is Anna Erd, as her brain is gone. She has taken up knit- ting in her spare moments. Q Charles Gossard was given nervous prostration by the admiring plaudits of the girls. I-le used to hear such expressions as I-le 's a love, lVIy! but isn't he sweet? Now he paces up and down his padded cell repeating, She says I'm a love, a distant, far-away look in his deep blue eyes. 3 Walter Warren was imprisoned to save his life. l-le impersonated a woman and attended a meeting of the Old Cats' Associationf' They discovered his presence and a regiment of infantry had to escort him to safety. The terrible fright caused his mind to wander. 3 Martin Brooks is perhaps the most dangerous patient. l-le is believed to have committed many crimes, from stealing watermelons to assassinating the next president. He insisted on a trial by a jury of women, with an orchestra attached, and was put in a padded cell. S Down in one of the darkest dungeons, waving his arms in wild frenzy, lies John Marley. I-le ex- pected to receive a subsidy for his family, but was disappointed. His mind gave way and he devel- oped a tendency for indiscriminate flirting. 3 Wilbur I-leslip is kept in a reinforced concrete cell. l-le was confined for throwing a banner through the window of the fourteenth story of the Long Building, while engaged in a track meet at Elm Ridge. Enraged because it did not clear the river, his mind gave wayQ Marshall Campbell, in a padded cell, objects to anyone else being president of anything. l-le was arrested for a violent attack on the insurgent president of l-londuras. l-le is campaigning now for the presidency of the Hirmalgamated Lunatics' Association.