Westport High School - Herald Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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24 THE WESTPORT HIGH SCHOOL HERALD. Boy: A Dutch class. Mr. U.: Is it High or Low Dutch ?', Boy: KI guess it is low 3 they 're all freshmen? They don't have iire drills in high school any more, for they had them only for the freshmen, who this year are too green to burn. bk Pl: 23 Miss K.: '4Miss L., Ubersetzen Sie. QMiss L. sat down.j S4 Flf Pls Pupil Qin Algebraj: It is so cold back here? Mr. Bigney: C'That is strange: there is plenty of hot air up here? Pl! Pk Pk Miss Kahn fto fourth hour Rhetoric classj : Please give me an example of a similef' Arthur' M. Qprobably thinking of herb : She is like unto a clinging vine? ,lf 224 :lf The Latin lessons are marked thus in the book: L.: learn, R.: Kreadf' . Do.: Md-0 this? - - Kearney Wornall's interpretation is thus: L.: look at it. R.: run from it. Do.: adonit touch it? P14 P14 Pl! Mrs. Hedges fstarting to reprimand Mr. Coxj: Miz Cox-F' QThen reading from her bo-ok: I lo-ok into thy glorious eyes. The lesson in History was the Ren- aissancef' Mr. Shouse: What is the lesson, Miss Luke ? Dorothy: C'Reminiscence. 524 22 :lf Miss Kahn Qin Rhetoricj: C'Mr. Os- borne, take that match out of your mouth. Mouthes were not made for matches? 25 34 34 Mr. Bigney: 'fOan you use the arti- cles 'a' and 'an' with a plural ? Paul J.: ffYes5 we say famenf D 34 534 P14 Leslie Hohman wants to know Why rain is rain, and snow is snow. I-Ie isn't curious a whit, He never talks a single bit. The girl.s are grateful to Principal Underwood for having a mirror placed in the lunch roo-m. They can now see when their hands a.re clean. S 24 S2 Freshman: C'Yes, my grade in English is good. I think Mi-ss Busch is the fair- est teacher in Westportf' Miss Wilder: Why, you say this to me when I am yo-ur Latin teacherf' Freshman: Well, I mean she nas lighter hair than you? Pk 2? ik Mr. Bigney: 'fMiss Luke, donit copy down everything I sayf' 21 24 FIC Teacher: Why are public lands given to new States ? Pupil: 'CFor navigation purposes in arid districts. NEW YEAR RESOLUTION OF A FRESHIVIAN. Yum! I vow I 'll not chew gum From now Through this new year. In grades I will try, too, To be nearer the shade Of an 'CAD or two, And let my teachers know I 'in here. 7 'J 4 ad' I If .5 was ii I feed!!! ' fig Talk! I will not. But will walk Away from the Where temptation hovers near. :li spot Late No more to my class. At a quicker gait Through the halls I 'll pass, Being no longer the one in the rear. A- 1-. - - 1---514'vg':f:a-4,441 1- 'Lf' am: -- -.:a:-:'::1-51:42-4 ' as-ff --' --- - f- :.L.- --....4...i - K ... - .gp-A , -,-..--

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asa ,ya- Q' it-'2 'itE-:fefi'!:iH'F5'f.?1?-E506-i'i.v-para:-se,1's 1-.zine ' astra:-:a,.': - ' , .. -a r : H 13: H -- ------U A ..... . . . . . , - ' f Mt' 'W ' i -'1'-,:.---'--:v- ' :--7S-'Ag'1ff'?F !:1H5 -!1':1'G'lF2'91S15'r:-2yi1f::sfbv ':5:::i-:sawn-s-H.,-fg.k, j - :ff , , , 4, , .fan ., Q, .:- -2:1 THE WESTPORT HIGH SCHOOL HERALD. 23 peared from the 3d hour class in which he was the only boy. 7 nh sb J .s ,,. 4 Miss De Witt: When a woman be- comes too learned she loses her 'beautyf' Hazel: ffWell, .l 'll quit studying right now.' J. .v , . v. 'P 'P 4' The Snodgrasses seem to be possessed of bonnets filled with presidential bees. if 24 34 ' Civil Government Teacher: HExplain two ways of becoming a citizen. Pupil: I, By being born by birth. 2. By taking out civilization papers. Civ- ilization papers niust be taken out not later than two years atter you get here? V1 dp J, 6 fi- -r Q Have you seen the poster girl in white toboggan cap and sweater? X 211 24 Charline Baily says that her first loaby words were: CtC'h, see the pretty man? We have it on good authority that she occ.asionally uses these same words now. .fp 1 n fr 915 -l4 Miss Wilder says if she were alone in the Egyptian desert, and heard someone ask ai question, she would say: There is Mr. Holimanft 4, v, -1. 1, P -P Kenneth Taylor, too, is here, Tall and thin is he. Although his feet are Number 12 Theypre too far oft to see. :lf Dk :lf Mr. Bigney: 'CDid you ever have 3d Algebra, Miss Cutter ?', Miss Cutter: NI think so, I was in your classf' J: JA J fr 4- 4 Mr. Amelung Cin Mechanical Draw- ingj : f'Those letters you made there, Sti- vers, look all run together. Mr. Stivers: C'Ch, Mr. Harnden made those. u. 4, -1, 1, .9 qs Miss Wilder fto Virgil pupils, who were watching the moving ot the an- nexesj : CiStop stretching your necks. lou look like giraliesf, f Mr. 'loilz Swans if vou Jlease Miss J ., J Wilder. PR 31 3 ' Fred F.: CCMr. Hull, fl have someones else booksf, . . Mr. Hull: C'Well, why 'didn't you ,Give them to her when you got to school .P Jn U, J' ,P :P 4. D :Q Mr. Shouse tat the telephoney: fi' ut your lips closer to the Jphone, dear,,'7,g , l'erhaps it isntt neceisary to explain that he was speaking to little Plioehe-.U Polly lt: 'fMr. Green, 1 don't under-- stand the center of osczzlationf' As Miss Bose left the room fifteen minutes later, she was heard to remark: 'CI understand it much better nowf' .- 4. v. 4. ' ' , .,. 3. .,. Mr. Charles Smith, the conservative says that Miss Cutter ought to play me violin so as to give her china rest. J Miss Wilder ttelling a storyj : There was once a parrot which ha-d beautiful foliagef' 2: 1: Miss Bose tin Algebraj: This prob- lem has wheels in itfj Teacher: C'Are you sure all the wheels are in the problem 79 av, .v, 4, vp 4. an Mr. King: 'tWhat is an integer IPD' Freshie: 'CAn 'integer is a number not contagiously related to another. nh 41 -J. .P qs 1,- Mr. Bigney: fiWhat else do we know a bout th is -curve PM l'upil: c'That it isn7t a straight line? ln English, I am-All right. Algebra il like-Best. lin Latin li am Careless, And Doubtful in the rest. .y. 4. 4. .,. .P 1, Mr. V. Cwhile visiting another school saw a boy passing a roomj: Can you tell me what recitation is going on in hcre IW l 1 ..,. sf.. A., .. .-.......... ..,4...,..-...H :..q.--.......,..- ,E . V, -,.....v- ..-....,..-..--...-. - .M '- A, in-k ,' -5, :-

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