Westport High School - Herald Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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asa ,ya- Q' it-'2 'itE-:fefi'!:iH'F5'f.?1?-E506-i'i.v-para:-se,1's 1-.zine ' astra:-:a,.': - ' , .. -a r : H 13: H -- ------U A ..... . . . . . , - ' f Mt' 'W ' i -'1'-,:.---'--:v- ' :--7S-'Ag'1ff'?F !:1H5 -!1':1'G'lF2'91S15'r:-2yi1f::sfbv ':5:::i-:sawn-s-H.,-fg.k, j - :ff , , , 4, , .fan ., Q, .:- -2:1 THE WESTPORT HIGH SCHOOL HERALD. 23 peared from the 3d hour class in which he was the only boy. 7 nh sb J .s ,,. 4 Miss De Witt: When a woman be- comes too learned she loses her 'beautyf' Hazel: ffWell, .l 'll quit studying right now.' J. .v , . v. 'P 'P 4' The Snodgrasses seem to be possessed of bonnets filled with presidential bees. if 24 34 ' Civil Government Teacher: HExplain two ways of becoming a citizen. Pupil: I, By being born by birth. 2. By taking out civilization papers. Civ- ilization papers niust be taken out not later than two years atter you get here? V1 dp J, 6 fi- -r Q Have you seen the poster girl in white toboggan cap and sweater? X 211 24 Charline Baily says that her first loaby words were: CtC'h, see the pretty man? We have it on good authority that she occ.asionally uses these same words now. .fp 1 n fr 915 -l4 Miss Wilder says if she were alone in the Egyptian desert, and heard someone ask ai question, she would say: There is Mr. Holimanft 4, v, -1. 1, P -P Kenneth Taylor, too, is here, Tall and thin is he. Although his feet are Number 12 Theypre too far oft to see. :lf Dk :lf Mr. Bigney: 'CDid you ever have 3d Algebra, Miss Cutter ?', Miss Cutter: NI think so, I was in your classf' J: JA J fr 4- 4 Mr. Amelung Cin Mechanical Draw- ingj : f'Those letters you made there, Sti- vers, look all run together. Mr. Stivers: C'Ch, Mr. Harnden made those. u. 4, -1, 1, .9 qs Miss Wilder fto Virgil pupils, who were watching the moving ot the an- nexesj : CiStop stretching your necks. lou look like giraliesf, f Mr. 'loilz Swans if vou Jlease Miss J ., J Wilder. PR 31 3 ' Fred F.: CCMr. Hull, fl have someones else booksf, . . Mr. Hull: C'Well, why 'didn't you ,Give them to her when you got to school .P Jn U, J' ,P :P 4. D :Q Mr. Shouse tat the telephoney: fi' ut your lips closer to the Jphone, dear,,'7,g , l'erhaps it isntt neceisary to explain that he was speaking to little Plioehe-.U Polly lt: 'fMr. Green, 1 don't under-- stand the center of osczzlationf' As Miss Bose left the room fifteen minutes later, she was heard to remark: 'CI understand it much better nowf' .- 4. v. 4. ' ' , .,. 3. .,. Mr. Charles Smith, the conservative says that Miss Cutter ought to play me violin so as to give her china rest. J Miss Wilder ttelling a storyj : There was once a parrot which ha-d beautiful foliagef' 2: 1: Miss Bose tin Algebraj: This prob- lem has wheels in itfj Teacher: C'Are you sure all the wheels are in the problem 79 av, .v, 4, vp 4. an Mr. King: 'tWhat is an integer IPD' Freshie: 'CAn 'integer is a number not contagiously related to another. nh 41 -J. .P qs 1,- Mr. Bigney: fiWhat else do we know a bout th is -curve PM l'upil: c'That it isn7t a straight line? ln English, I am-All right. Algebra il like-Best. lin Latin li am Careless, And Doubtful in the rest. .y. 4. 4. .,. .P 1, Mr. V. Cwhile visiting another school saw a boy passing a roomj: Can you tell me what recitation is going on in hcre IW l 1 ..,. sf.. A., .. .-.......... ..,4...,..-...H :..q.--.......,..- ,E . V, -,.....v- ..-....,..-..--...-. - .M '- A, in-k ,' -5, :-