Westmount School - Review Yearbook (Edmonton, Alberta Canada)

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R O X V STUDENTS! DON T FORGET Monday Night is Your Nite (Any Student Under 18)—15c, Tax Included f j ASK FOR CLOVERDALE MADE— KNITWEAR I - j KNITTED OUTWEAR—All Kinds RUGBY SWEATERS HOCKEY JERSEYS, Etc. SCHOOL SWEATERS A Good Garment and a Good Investment — Cloverdale Knitting — Hills j Phone 26362 EDMONTON 9690 99 St. i j j j j I { SEE AND DRIVE THE 1940 HUDSON Canada’s Safest and Smartest Car I I j ! HEALY MOTORS LIMITED Edmonton, Alberta Page seventy-thi

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THE TREAT SUPREME ‘ ‘ Always in Good Taste ’ ’ Edmcntcn City Dairy LIMITED Plant on 109 St. Phone 25151 Visitors Welcome { Inspection Invited ‘ ‘ How absurd, ’ ’ said the gnat to the gnu, “To spell your queer name as you do!” ‘ ‘ For the matter of that, ’ ’ Said the gnu to the gnat, “That’s just how I feel about you.’’ Teacher: “Name three collective nouns. ’ ’ Tommy: “Fly-paper, waste-basket and vacuum cleaner.” All through a baseball game an en¬ thusiast had loudly urged the home team on to victory. Finally he turned to his pal and said: “I believe I ’ve lost my voice for the moment. ’ ’ “Don’t worry,” was the reply, “you’ll find it in my left ear.” “Would you give ten cents to help the Old Ladies’ Home?” “What? Are they out again?” It Pays To Play! Any Sport j and it pays to see us for j all Sports Equipment. j j We cater to all Schools and j Communities NORTHERN HARDWARE ! COMPANY 101 St. Edmonton, Alta. | j American Tourist (to Northwest Indian) : “White man glad to see red man. White man hope big chief is feeling tip top this morning.” Indian (calling): “Hey, Jake, come here and listen to this bozo; he’s great. “You know, you’re not a bad look¬ ing girl.” “Oh, you’d say so even if you didn’t think so.” ; ‘ We ’re even then. You’d think so even if I didn’t say so. ’ ’ “Consomme, bouillon, hors d’oeuv¬ res, fricassee poulet, pommes de terre au gratin, demitasse des glaces, and tell that mug in the corner to keep his lamps offa me moll, see! ’ ’ Girl, after horseback ride: “1 never knew anything so full of hay could be so hard. ’ ’ Page seventy-two

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Willie’s little sister came to the schoolroom door and handed the fol¬ lowing note in to the teacher: “Teacher, please excuse Willie— he caught a skunk.” Teacher: “Tell me, Johnny, what do you know about the Caucasian race?” Johnny: “I don’t know anything about it; I wasn’t there.” $mtV bun (Lumpann Trud eau s Phene 23431 Cleaning, Pressing and Dyeing by Edmonton’s Certified Dry Cleaners With Compliments ! j Royal George Hotel COMPLIMENTS OF Amby Lenon YOUR PERSONAL ATTENTION FLORIST 10349 Jasper Ave. Opp. Birks Bldg. Edmonton Day and Night Phone 21262 i j ! ! SLrnns Milk Shakes Candies — Soft Drinks Tobaccos — School Supplies POST OFFICE HILDE’S BEAUTY PARLOR AND I BARBER SHOP I | Cor. 110th Ave. and 124th Street Phone 82263 Ccrcna Barber Shop CORONA HOTEL Phone 82611 Special Attention to Students Page seventy-foui