Westmount School - Review Yearbook (Edmonton, Alberta Canada)

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Westiriourit Greenhouses 11006 130 St. Phone 82953 Sterling | Furniture Ltd. j i S j Out of the high rent district j to save you money. j. j I Shop at Your Store | j Quality merchandise and | j more for your dollar at j j The Capitol j Beauty Shop 10132 Jasper Ave. Downstairs Page sixty-eight CLASSROOM BONERS A spinster is a bachelor’s wife. William Tell invented the tele¬ phone. Homer was not written by Homer, but by another man of the same name. A Pullet surprise is given in America every year for the best writings. Universal suffrage was when the whole universe was made to suffer. Chemistry is the study of how a thing that is busted gets together under certain situations, and how them that’s together get separated. Artificial perspiration is what you make a person alive with when they are only just dead. Uses of the skin: 1. Makes your appearance more natural. 2. It doesn’t show your ribs and inners. 3. It keeps part of the wind from getting in. The moral of the Ancient Mariner is, “Obey the fish and game laws.” The male inhabitants of Paris are called Parasites. Q. What has the govt, done for the Indians ? A. Put them in reservoirs. “You a schoolboy?” the bystander asked of Beetle Brown. “Yep, in my spare time,” said our hero hookier. “Say, do you know who I am?” “No,” said Beetle, “Can’t say as I do.” “Well, I’m the city truant offi¬ cer.” In deep thought, “Do you know who I am?” “No.” “I’m the biggest liat in the coun¬ try. ’ ’

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WESTMOUNT GARAGE H. D. HOWARD CHRYSLER AND PLYMOUTH SALES Gas, Oils, Repairs, Accessories j j Phone 83185 11018 127 Street j j YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD GARAGE AND CAR DEALER j HAVE - GIVE - SEND Laura Secord Candies FRESH DAILY CORNER DRUG STORE 102nd. St. and Jasper Avenue 124th St. and 102nd Avenue Phones 21633 — 81058 i J. C. BURGER LUMBER CO. LTD. LUMBER, HARDWARE AND PAINT { 8604 103rd Street j Phone 32833 - Two Yards EDMONTON, ALBERTA WE AIM TO PLEASE 12402 110th Avenue Phone 81702 ROGERS’ DRUG STORES PRESCRIPTION DRUGGIST Corner 110th Avenue and 124th Street A Modern Up-to-date Pharmacy in Your Own Community Drugs, Toiletries, School Supplies and Magazines Kodaks and Kodak Supplies - E.C.D. Ice Crea: Phone 82862 for Free and Prompt Delivery Regardless of the Size of Order No One Appreciates Your Business More Than We Do Page sixty-sevt

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Ask Mother to Include Sun Ian cl Biscuits In Your Lunch Always Fresh and Tasty AN ALBERTA-MADE PRODUCT ' IT PAYS TO SHOP AT EATON’S j j “Goods Satisfactory or Money Refunded” T EATON C° w C » T I H N j | COMPLIMENTS OF i i RIALTC THEATRE j IPPCRT ALBERTA INDUSTRY BUY ESSO EXTRA AND THREE STAR IMPERIAL GASOLINE FROM YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD IMPERIAL DEALER REFINED IN ALBERTA FROM TURNER VALLEY CRUDE OIL