Westmount School - Review Yearbook (Edmonton, Alberta Canada)

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JOHNSON’S THE LEADING CAFE Cor. 101 St. and Jasper Ave. j 1 j Nippon Silks Co. I Specializing in j j Silk Hosiery, Dress Goods j j and Lingerie j | Just west of Capitol Theatre j j . | oLcnon j YOUR PERSONAL ATTENTION j d’Haridt 10349 Jasper Ave. j Opp. Birks Bldg. Edmonton j j Day and Night Phone 21262 I ! ; ] ENJOY YOURSELF AT THE Recreation j Bowling Academy NEXT SEASON Herb Webb HARDWARE Complete Stock of SPORTING GOODS Special Discount to Clubs j 10704 Jasper Ave. Phone 22557 I i i LA SALLE j BEAUTY SALON AND BARBER SHOP j Corner 107th Ave. and 124th St. j HAIR CUTTING j FINGER WAVING Hair and Scalp Treatments H. F. KETCHESON, Prop. Phone 81551 | WOODLAND ICE CREAM | i i ‘ 1 The Smooth Delicious Kind ’ ’ A DEALER NEAR YOU CAN SUPPLY YOU Page fifty-sev

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A conceited ass is a fellow who knows a good thing when he says it. Airway Coffee A dependable blend of fine Brazilian coffees, scientifically roasted and blended to give you an invigorating cup of coffee. G-round only at the moment of purchase. Airway Tea A genuine Orange Peko e Blend from the sunny hill slopes of far away Ceylon. An excellent tea at a thrifty price. When iced, makes a delightful summer drink. To laugh is to be free from worry. Who doesn’t worry lives a long time. To live a long time is to last. There¬ fore he who faughs lasts. Roy Faltinson: ‘ ‘ There’s the gor¬ geous blonde who took me down the aisle and then left me cold.” Geoff. Hodgson: “Siren, eh 1 ?” Roy F.: “No, usherette.” Cop (through traffic noise) : “Wait a minute, wait a minute! • Say, lady, don’t you know what it means when I raise my hand?” Teacher: “I ought to, officer, I have been a school teacher for 10 We Wish the Westmount High School Students Every Success WEST END GROCERY We Carry a Full Line of HIGH-CLASS GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, FRUITS FRESH MEATS AND FRESH FISH (WE DELIVER) Phones: Groceries, 81067; Meats, 81392 EDMONTON, ALTA. 11017 127 Street

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Wade Richards Radio and Refrigeration 10075 100th Street | Phone 264 21 Edmonton “We Take Pleasure in j Pleasing You’’ | Ken Joe’s j MEAT MARKET j ; j j 10540 Jasper Ave. Phone 22485 | i j mat s way we empnasize pei - I manent satisfaction. The best | quality materials, and the most j modern equipment combine to | ! bring Kepward’s repair service j up to a standard that’s second j to none. = You’ll be more than pleased with j Kenward workmanship! KENWARD’S j j SHOE REPAIR SHOP j j 10045 101a Ave. Phone 24265 j We Call for and Deliver Give an athlete an inch and he’ll take a foot, but let him take it. Who wants athlete’s foot. John Chinnick: “The plastic sur¬ geon who’s going to reshape my nose offers his clients the choice of a dozen noses.” Bill Warham: “Have you picked your nose!” John Chinnick: “ Sir! ” First Farmer: “I’ve got a freak on my farm. It’s a two-legged calf.” Second Farmer: “I know, lie came over to call on my daughter last night. ” Jean Corregan: “Gee, I heard a good joke over the phone last night. ” Doris Eastwood: “Really, what’s his name?” Captain: “Your rank, sir?” Cadet: “Don’t rub it in, sir. That’s what the sergeant just told me.” Bert Nightingale: “No girl ever- made a fool out of me.” Nolan Henderson: “Well, is that a fact? Who did, then?” The cow stood on the railway track, The train came round the bend. She stood there frequently before, But it got her in the end.” Sediment is what you feel for someone you love. A blizzard is found inside a chicken. Pat, the hod-carrier, had just fal¬ len two stories and covered himself with mortar. “Pat,” said his friend, “are you hurt ? ’ ’ “No,” said Pat, “but I feel aw¬ fully mortified. ” Page fifty-eight