Westmoorland College - Lupine Leaflet Yearbook (San Antonio, TX)

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LUPINE LEAFLET

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. LUPINE LEAFLET 49 Girl, getting ready' to leave school in the afternoon: Father: Louise, come on, let's go home now. Louise: I can't go now, l have to wait for gym. Father: Oh, are you going to take Jim along with you?'? ' U 0111? ln English Class: Teacher: 'EDO you know why you flunked? Stude: 'AND I can't think. Teacher: That's just the reason. ' Oli? Miss Allen: Why is it that when l enter the room, none of you are at work? Anna Mathis: Because you didn't wear your button dress to-day. c:i:n:o P In First Year English Class: Miss Barbe: Girls, you must have the Riverside Edition of 'The Merchant of Venice! ' Janice Newton: Mine says 'The Arden Shakespeare! E Maggie May Kay findignantlyjz- Aw, mine says 'The William Shakespeare edition.' ' Oil? Gym teacher: Lots of girls use dumb-bells to get color in their cheecks. Burta fafter gym classy: And lots of girls use color on their cheeks to get dumb-bells. . Mrs. Fox Cin speaking of the tariffj: Well, sometimes they lowered it and again they highered it. ' iii? M. Frazer: We used to have a police dog for my brother: and when he was a puppy, he was the cunningest thing you ever saw. At a recent banquet a groom was called upon to speak. He steadied himself on the back of his bride's chair, and boldly exclaimed: This thing has been forced upon me! 0111211.20 Annie Marie Wall: Ignorance is bliss. Elizabeth Regent: f'Then you must be blisteredf' C1130 Say! Can You Imagine Hazel Herb I Miss Allen at a kid party? Miss Runkle with bobbed. hair? Miss Middleton chewing gum? Dr. Hill with hair parted in the middle? Little Miss Loden weighing 200 pounds? Big Miss Loden wearing high heels? Miss Ragsdale on time to breakfast? Chapel without announcements? Infirmary without pills? A Mrs. Ray t slender?

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,. ...Y ,,1 Y I l L l l l l I l l l LUPINE LEAFLET 51 By These Presents Shall We Know Them Roberta Ricks Cora Mae Leeis red hair. Alva Taylor's permanent wave. Marion Teller's giggle. Marie Foster's ear-rings. Joyce, Garrett's laugh. Mary Tomlinson's height. Dorothy Hodge's smile. Jane Seiser's coiffure. ' Maurine Walkefs curls. Ethel Orrell's eyes. Roberta Rick's freckles. Esther Preston's eyelashes. Mildred Smith's powder puff. Eleanor Fitch's hair. Margaret Wilson's voice. Marguerite Hannah's spectacles. Burta Gilliland's bangs. Q Roberta Ricks' freckles. Della Halbert's clothes. ' Marion Scott's S. A. Academy ring. Anna Mathis' eyebrows. ' Christine Vander Stucken's walk. Gracie Cock's crooked smile. Eleanor Ragsdale's artificial complexion. Ruby Lewis' spit curl. Westmoorland girls' hats. Gill? The cowfs in the meadow, ' 1 The sheep are in the grass, But all the simple little geeses, Are on the LUPINE Staff. Cr':liI?9 y Did you ever worry all week about your next themeg sit up until two o'clock in the morning before trying to write it, and then go to class without it, and have the English teacher say, You may hand in your theme the first of next week? Neither' did l. e Grill? Spring Time The Spring has cameg the snow has went. It was not did by accident. The birds have flew as we have saw l Way up north to greet the thaw. Cfilili, School magazines are great inventionsg The school gets all the creditg E The printer gets all the moneyg The staff gets all the blame. ,mg T - T A D .A.-,.J ig Luc..