Westminster College - Argo Yearbook (New Wilmington, PA)

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Feature Battle of the Bulge I ' m FAT and so the Diet begins!!! You decided today no more cookies, no more desserts, bread, potatoes, noodles, ONLY SAL- ADS!!! This diet is the last one you will ever go on. You will succeed in loosing that ugly cellulose; that gross flab! You will trim that flab off with a daily excercise routine that consists of ONLY 150 push- ups, 200 sit-ups, running 12 miles, and a Jane Fonda Workout. You smell the pizza and the popcorn popping, but YOU have the WILL POWER to say NO. You sit at the desk and begin to list how YOUR new daily sched- ule will go: 3 a.m. Jane Fonda 4 a.m. run 6 miles 5 a.m. 200 situps 5:30 150 pushups 6 a.m. shower and dress for class 7 a.m. Breakfast Vi grapefruit or SAGA glass of juice 5 glasses of water 1 piece of dry toast 1 SAGA cup of coffee or tea 8 a.m. class 9 a.m. class 10 a.m. yoga 11 a.m. watch the Price is Right 12 a.m. Lunch piece of fruit 6g lasses of water 4 salads (no dressing, only vinegar) 1 glass of skim milk 1 p.m. class 2 p.m. relax 3 p.m. class 4 p.m. soap opera 5 p.m. Dinner 6 p.m. homework (1 know 1 will get an A) 9 p.m. run 6 miles 10 p.m. get ready for and go to bed You become excited! The schedule is made and YOU, the next sexy poster star, is here to stay. You close the door to your room and get ready for bed. You set your alarm for 3 a.m. and climb into bed. Although restless at first, you soon fall into a deep sleep. Bzzzzzzzz! the ALARM goes off, it ' s 3 A.M.!!! You hit the snooze button . . . the battle will begin tomorrow. Wendy Samuelson 24 Feature

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