Westlake High School - El Paisano Yearbook (Austin, TX)

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I know that teachers are human. I've seen them act and think just like students. I think you should in. clude some of their dreams and fantasies in the book - kind of a teacher's fantasy island. -Darin Clark I think that it would be appropriate for the yearbook staff to include a section in . the book dedicated to my life. -Ben la Cohen A yearbook queen and king. Every year- book should honor two of its own as outstanding in what they do. I love look- ing at my mom and dad's yearbooks and seeing those kind of pictures. - Todd Wills ROADRUNNER After being a sweater queenl at Indiana State University, it just seems like a natural progression of events to slide right into being Ms. Roadrunner at Westlake, Ms. Sandy Kern, the 1984 recipient, said. Joining Ms. Kern in the honor, Mr. Scott Gardner, known to fans as Herr, expressed his er citement in being named Mr. Roadrunner. Obviously I am deeply touched by this . . . umm . . . by this unique honor. . . Even though I must admit that . . . what? . . . oh blast . . . these bloody photographers are everywhere . . . and I havenlt a trace of makeup on. PLEASE, GENTLEMEN! Do be so kind as to allow me just a few moments of peace . . . and you, sir . . . yes, you! Get away from that spray paint now. . . Get away, I say. I think the poor knave hasnlt a single brain cell in his body. . . Now, where were we? Oh yes . . . I must admit that I was only mildly surprised at being chosen, what is it, Mr. Roadrunner? Or some preposterous . . uh, interesting title. After all the competition is not what I would call . . . uh . . . substantial. You understand of course. Yes. I thought so. Now please leave. . . I'm expecting my pedicurist any time now. Thank you, Herr, for the in- Mew: 9 You Got It

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uPersonally, I would like to see more stuff about the Hyline in the book. I like good- looking girls. -David Pool There's nothing bet- ter than pulling off a good prank unless itIs reading about them in the yearbook. I hope that you will in- clude some of the yearls pranks in the yearbook. -Jill Thompson 13;; t FANTASY ISLAND If they could. . . I want to be a wise, wealthy, philanthropic world traveler and have a home base big enough KIDNAPPED. , I'55 I 'lKidnapping Craig Corona from 188 was well-planned and we had a lot of fun d0e I mg it' And we get ' for my little boy to have the six dogs he wants, caught; r -Gary Krelg' me to have the two horses I wanty and my hu5r S C band to have the garage space for the Porsche he wants. - Lynda West, English teacher ll want to work for the government and help establish foreign policy. Ild also like to teach Chinese in high school. lfI can get it underwrite ten by the TEA, maybe some day I will? - Eric Schultz, history teacher uI wanted to be a major league baseball player and a lawyer when I grew up - but I never grew up. As an adult I fantasize about being able to take off summers and travel - first all over the US. and then around the world. My dream is to help as many other people as possible and become the best per' son I can be. - Gerry Reed, science teacher and coach Yd like to travel to other planets and see what it's like to go to the moon or another galaxy. I might have to learn Martian or something. Or I'd like to form a world where there is good come munication and love between people. - Cathy Angell, Spanish teacher PRETTY GIRLS. Now David Pool wasn't the only guy who wanted pretty girls in the yearbook. 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1r 7 T;Tj v !I tt ' UWhois Who . . . n i mETnteehrtl-saile g riot. Class favorites, Most Yd like to get a laugh Handsome, Clatebst .- . . on the teachers so in- They fall woul e in- clude some of those terestmg to see. 1 times when teachers think it wquld he did some of those really speual to have really stupid things. a mosut likely to sue! -Mike Ford ceed. --Rachel Carlin ;I REDfACEDII Go ahead and laugh! ' HAt the end of the Friday perthrmunce 0t Zenith, my hnyfnend tonk me out and we met a friend. I m; rmduced him and called him the wrong name. He Just looked at me and said No, that's not it! e Ellen Bozyan, senior 0 H1 was in the kitchen with my boyfriend fixing lunch. Just as we started kissing, my dad walked in I turned bright red? - Natalie Cook, senior ' Nobody helped me I was walking down stairs in high heels and pants when one of my heels caught in the cuff. A friend pushed me and I went down the steps. - Alicia Davis, junior ' HI was m a real hurry. 1 got dressed quickly and headed straight for the mall. When 1 reached in a pocket for some money, I realized that 1 had my shorts on backwards. I went t0 the closest depart ment stmre and told the Clerk the pruhlem and ask ed tn the d dressing mom When I came out, the en' tire sales force applauded my mistake. e Karen Morehead, senior DRESSED TO THRILL. This senior has ambition. Senior Billy Sill ap pears ready for a formal dinner with the president, but actually, it's just another school day. In preparation for the prom and in promotion of a tux rental store, Billy wore the tux- edo to school and distributed dis- count cards. Monica Villarreal, Allyson Brooks I freshmen AUTOGRAPHS 1 0 You Asked for It