Westglen High School - Review Yearbook (Edmonton, Alberta Canada)

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She was only an electrician’s daughter, but she sure gave me a shock. Jerk Brown: “You look like a sensible girl. Let’s get better ac¬ quainted !” Barbara Blackett: “N o t h i n g doing. I’m just as sensible as I look !” Tevie Miller (at the movies) : “Can you see all right?” Barbara Seabrook: “Yes.” Tevie: “Is your seat comfort¬ able?” Barb: “Yes.” Tevie: “Is there a draught on you?” Barb: “No.” Tevie: “Well, will you change seats with me?” Peggy Newland: “Do you know the difference between a soldier, a school girl, and a lake?” Lee Sawyer: “No. What is it?” Peggy: “A soldier faces the powder, and a school girl powders her face.” Lee: “What about the lake?” Peggy: “That’s where all the suckers are caught !” Gord. J.: “She said I could kiss her on either cheek.” Hugh J.: “What did you do?” Gord.: “I hesitated a long time between them.” Harry B. (in Soc. St.) : “Sir, did the Israelites descend from Ham?” Mr. Smith: “Are you trying to establish a new theory of evolu¬ tion?” Mr. McKim: “Give me a sen¬ tence with the word gruesome in it.” Pat Kenny: “The man stopped shaving and grew some whiskers.” The man in the theatre was an¬ noyed by the conversation in the row behind him. “Excuse me,” he said, turning, “but we can’t hear a word.” Jim Fleming: “Oh, is it any busi¬ ness of yours what I am saying to Shirley?” Doctor: “Well, what seems to be your trouble?” Tommy Hale: “I don’t know, doctor. One minute I’m hot, the next minute I’m cold, and then I’m wringing wet.” “Doctor: “Well, those are alarm¬ ing symptoms. When did you first notice them?” Tom: “This morning when I took a shower.” HOWLERS Every year the Pope sends mis¬ sionaries to invert the Chinese. In a boat race there are eight men and one to coax them. A swan’s song is a poet’s last gulp. A monologue is a conversation between two people, such as hus¬ band and wife. Humour is a kind of growth. Some doctors recommend an oper¬ ation; others get it down by mas¬ sage. The doctor felt the patient’s purse. A deacon is highly inflammable and is lighted in case of national danger. Page Sixty-three

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EATON’S ■ ■ ■ ■ All through their school careers, our young people choose EATON’S as their shopping headquarters ! And small wonder, because it’s the store with the young mind, and with the young in mind ! They know that here they get an extra big welcome . . . that they’ll find just the merchandise they want at just the price to suit a school budget! They like the prompt service and cour¬ teous attention; they’re the boys and girls who have made EATON’S the STORE FOR YOUNG CANADA ! T. EATON WESTERN o LIMITED EDMONTON ALBERTA The Institute Press. Ltd.