Westglen High School - Review Yearbook (Edmonton, Alberta Canada)

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Si ; Room 12. Middle—Grade X; Room 13 Bottom—Grade X; Room 14. Page Twenty-eight

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JOKES ... A la Westglen ! ■ Jim Cowley: “Late hours are not Barty Foster: “Why is kissing a good for one.” pretty girl like eating soup with a Shirley Miller: “But fine for fork?” two-” Jerry Palmer: “I guess it’s be- cause you never get enough of it.” We’ve heard of a Scotsman named Vincent who changed his name to “Vin”—so he could save the cent. First Civilian: “Hurry ! There’s the air-raid siren.” Second Civilian: “Wait’ll I get my false teeth.” First Civilian: “What do you think they’re dropping — sand¬ wiches?” “What’s wrong with the guy asking you if you can dance?” “I was dancing with him when he asked me.” She: “You say a pat on the back develops character?” He: “Yes, if administered young enough, often enough and low enough.” Mr. Clark: “The law of gravity explains why people stay on the earth.” Ed Harris: “How did they stay on before the law was passed?” Young Wife: “Now, Bill, I want you to see about having the baby christened.” Bill (shipyard worker) : “Do you mean to say you’re going to let someone hit that little thing over the head with a bottle?” Young Private Jones slunk on the parade ground ten minutes late. “So you decided to come on pa¬ rade,” said the sergeant, icily. “We were afraid you’d signed a separ¬ ate peace.” Bob McKee: “Migosh, that girl is dumb !” Dune Stockwell: “She didn’t pay any attention to me, either.” She: ”It says here, ‘Germans driven back into Italy’.” He : “Well, that’s good news.” She: “It’s a downright shame. Why don’t they make them walk ? ” Don’t blame any one for taking candy from a baby these days. Where else can you get it? Employment Manager: “Why did you leave your last position?” Prospective Employee: “Illness. The boss got sick of me.” Husband: “If a man steals, no matter what, he will live to regret it.” Wife (coyly) : “You used to steal kisses from me before we were married.” Husband: “Well, you heard what I said.” Page Twenty-seven

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: r Top—Grade X; Room 15. Middle—Grade XI; Room 5. Bottom—Grade XI; Room 8. Page Twenty-nine