Westfir High School - Log Yearbook (Westfir, OR)

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I Joan Afdahl do bequeath my supernatural ability to cook to next years homemaking class. I Loretta Farmer do bequeath the path between Westridge and the high school to Arlene Thielke and Judie Shorey in hopes that they will use it every school day. I Danny Hammond do bequeath my low bowling scores to Cliff Hawthorne so he can bring up his average. I Clifford Himmel do bequeath my great sense of humor to my brother Ralph. I Jo Ann Johnson do bequeath mv spelling and writing ability (interpreted as French) to anyone who can hand a paper to Mr. O'Harrow (who also writes French) and have it come back with use the English language written on it. | Jjm Love do bequeath my ability to wreck Model A's to Ilia Dimmick who I'm sure will carry out the profession far better than I. I Darla Logon do bequeath all my commercial classes to Darlene Thielke. I Dick McCoy do bequeath my hot rodding techniques to Wade Harrison, and I hope he will be as lucky as I have been. | Jim McDonald do bequeath my remarkable jump shot to Mike Cross in hope that he can make it once in a while. I Quida Owens do bequeath my ability to stay in a good humor with Mr. O'Harrow to Nancy Perkins. I Doyle Parks, do bequeath my ability to bop to Cliff (the man) Hawthorne. I Lottie Sarvinski do bequeath my height to Cliff Hawthorne. I Charles Tistadt do bequeath my professional pitching ability to the great Chuck Parker. I Don Thatcher do bequeath my old broken down car radio to anyone vho is silly enough to take it. I Mamie Walker do bequeath my perfect attendance record to my sister Sharri.

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15 1 2 NAME PET SAYING NICK NAME AMBITION 1. JOAN AFDAHL: Creeyps----Hot Rod---Good Cook 2. DARLA LOGAN: Heavens----Dar---------Be in Womens Hall of Fame 3. RICHARD McCOY: You Junglebunny - Dick---To Do Nothing 4. JO ANN JOHNSON: Funny Man — Jo--------------Get to Africa 5. LOTTIE SARVINSKI: Rawncy--Lod-----------P.E. Teacher 6. CLIFFARD HIMMEL: I Du Know; -- Cliff ------ Boot-Legger 7. LORETTA FARMER: Funny--------Lebby------College? 8. DOLYE PARKS: Diddle Darn-----Frilly-----Married 9. JAMES LOVE: Oh Darn----------Willy----------Ask Helene 10. CHARLES TISTADT: Shoot ---------- Chuck ----- Have Fun 11. MAMIE WALKER: Hi Ho Stevereno----Spud 12. JAMES M. DONALD:yoicks-----------Skeets- — To have an even dozen -U.S.A.F. General 13. DONALD THATCHER: Horse Pucky-----Snatch—I coun't Say 14. DANNY HAMMOND: Hi Son----Speed--Censord 15. OUIDA OWENS: Gads—-------Oda ---— Tour the World

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PROPHECY As I turn on my crystal ball T. V. set, and tune it in, I see some of my old classmates demonstrating their occupations and telling the world who they are. Let us first travel to South Africa, the home of that world-famous head shrinker, JoAnn Johnson. She is very happy with her work, and quite successful I might add. Her collection totals 543 heads. Now I see Joan Afdahl as president of the student body at U.C.L.A. It has just been announced that Mamie Walker has just been elected Mrs. America for 1977! Loretta Farmer has had a bit of bad luck. While drying someone's hair, her beauty shop burnt down. She has begun a new profession of raising goats. Charles Tistadt and Danny Hammond are quite famous now. They are traveling from school to school displaying their ping-pong abilities through National School Assemblies. Jim Love enters the picture as a famous flag-pole painter. He even has his own business. Jim McDonald, Jim Love's pal, waddles in and informs us that he is now the fat man of Barnum and Bailey's Circus. Oh! There's Darla Logan, pitching her third game of the world series. It's another strike! NO-----no the umpire calls it a ball. By the way, that umpire looks familiar. Why it's Don Thatcher, who's profession is umpiring women's softball games. Let's switch channels. There's Ouida Owens. She made use of her talented voice and is now singing the commercials for Speeds Alkaseltzer. Now I see Dick McCoy who tells us he is now teaching young ladies how to care for their children. He also tells us his good friend Clifford Himmel is still trying to get his masters degree in college. Lottie Sarvinski is now a teacher of midgets at Princeton University. Last but not least is Doyle Parks who is now the worlds champion tree planter. Now that I have seen my old classmates and see what they are doing I can turn off my T. V. set and relax 12