Westerville High School - Searchlight Yearbook (Westerville, OH)

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A Bit of Worldly' Interest Yes, sir. some burglars got into the house last night. bound me to a chair and gagged me. Then what did you do? YVhy I sat around all night and chewed the rag. T00 IXIUCH FOR PAT An Irishman coming out of ether in the ward after an operation ex- claimed audibly: Thank Godf That is over. Dont be too sure. said the man in the next bed. they left a sponge in me and I had to be cut open again. And the patient on the other side said: XVhy. they had to open me. too. to find one of their instru- ments. Just then the surgeon who had operated on the Irishman stuck his head in the door and yelled: Has anybody seen my hat? Pat fainted. I'll never take another drop. said the drunk man. as he fell oif the cliff. .I. Hance-Prof.. the more I read in physics. the less I know. Fowler-You seem to have read a good deal. A cat has nine lives so they say .Rnd that indeed is right But think of the frog He croaks every night. DIFFERENCE l 830 .He-May I have the honor of a minuet? She-YVith all my heart. kind sir. l 930 He-Dance? She-OK. Even anish wouldn't get caught if he kept his mouth closed. The plot thickensf' quoth the man as he sowed grass seed on the lawn for the third time. What is the matter with my razor? Why I don't know. It was all right when I opened a can of sardines with it. Brutus met his friend Julius on the steps of the Forum, and said. Hail, Caesar. old scoutf How many eggs did you eat for breakfast? Et tu Brute. How is hash made? It isn't made. it accumulates. Nervy Gent-I adore you. VJill you not be my wife? Nliss Rockerlip-The idea of you proposing to a girl of my class-you should know better. Nervy Gent-I do know better, but they haven't half your money. Oh. curse these organ recitalsii' cried the student as the zoology lec- turer reached for another cat. The height of ignorance is not necessarily trying to start a cuckoo clock with birdseed. but it is some- where near it. These jokes aren't original. Oh. nof You can find every word in any one of the standard dictionaries. Unrecorded historic moments 1'Queen Elizabeth to Sir Vlalter Raleigh!- Keep your shirt on. YValt. My heart is with the ocean. cried the pbet. You've gone me one better. said his seasick friend. as he took a irmer grip on the rail. Q l' ' ,f?R:3 21- , Sriigig-c

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When you're hungry, thirsty, or want to find the gang - STOP AT - WILLLIAMS GRILL If you are planning Class Banquets Dances or Parties make the arrangements for WILLIAMS CRYSTAL ROOM EXCELLENT Eo0Ds CQURTEOUS SERYICE A 'rm -gzx fs 'QTY-jiaeg 1 1:5- , 'Nt 17?-Q X:-YJ 'ikflj f sehffsff'