Western Oregon University - Yearbook (Monmouth, OR)

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j ELEVEN THE NORM A im- Mame Me; . tmnl t run- tEhte? Discord, Ambition, Vanity and Deceit. Discord takes he? 'I w . 7 dIQ-f U'm-v ' V . . . usual place on the stageJ t -' 1. HHMML'I MW Aembztzon tbmsklyl. What! Not mooning by the fire When r .ux. you should be a.gallop With Destiny? - Vanity. Where is your pride, 13? HI 1WD Discord. White squaw heap stick. ' - Decett. Keep tellint yourself you,re well and you,ll recover. m; Iwnum, ,1 t . 1.913.. .No, I cant Nemesis has. chosen me as her afhhity. .5 5 Th. :13! me Ambttwh. Come, come! You must attend the mee'tlng of 1:;Mg. m Mn, i'.t'f1ldf the Student Body. . rm H:- 1913. My. own worries me more. H'm t l . . Vanity. Be warned: melancholy raises wrinkles and scores , I n d 5: 't' Them the deuce with onets perspective. i Vnmr in. Deceit. Laugh ant keep sayin, you ar'entt i11- ' n'- HHU . n? m Muioom tEnteq TruthJ 1: f. l m :rwzmgf Mm Tmoth ttakthg tn the situation qutcltlyl. 111? Have you sent for the Leech? funh' In hr with youur 1.913. I hate him; he has such. a stickery title. What good could he do? . !' Wh-n- is Health? Tmth. He tells your past so that by correcting the wrongs you may have a more comfortable future. Itll call him. tGotth Vanity. Nay, he never could be prevailed upon to come While the game is still love-qone. EH2, Baum?! 'i'l'i JON Truth. If duty calls, he Willeeven though it means. driving ,M 5m. wu zhis numing7 after dark. tExit. 1913 Eshtvem'ngl. I feel worse every minute. J 0y. Im so sorry! ERe-ehteT Truth followed by Leech. Leech looks lingerihgly back through the dome for several seconds. The orchestra. softly plays several bars from the ttMisevneaheh 0f ttIl vaa- th. .irzxzkmg the healthg . 2. 1' tn'lqt Li-vmmu-r m In Irsmd. Tina ,WU $011!:th tom. Leech crosses mom but at Centeoh turns and Ire- m. turns to dew and looks out longihgly once more. The J yimu- sum .Wur m music continues until he has crossed the room a second h ' ht time and halted by 1913ts ehtm'H . ,. wu. lull? xng 1913 temssly, as Leech stands at Open door the second ttmeJ. ? M l. muml Hugh For heavents sake, shut that door! ' m Leech tsighs, crosses stage and feels her pulsel. Each of your . twenty-three component parts-your tW'enty-three compOnent 'amh'l' parts feels ill.

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THE NORM ' , ' TEN Nemesis istahdlthg with folded amms in same pose as when lights were tmmed um. Your courses are nearly run. . I:Sho7it pausej , , 1913 ishamly and fitmlyl. I wont die! tFaees N emesis with unconscious imitation of the lattetis attitudej . CURTAIN. ACT SECOND. Scene: The same. Oh following morning. All traces of the banquet have been removed. The oilstove stands down stage extreme Left. 1913stts tn lame chat? in fmht of it 01 fireplace. - . 1913 tshrtvevf'mgl. Br-r-r-r! How cold it is! The frost sleeps late these mornings. Ufnoch at domal Come in. tEnteqe Infirmity, who stands f0? a- moment in the doorwayj 1913 UWitablyJ. Shut the door; Pm freezing! Who are you and What may your business be? Ihmn'mh'ty. I am Infirmity, come to- live with youuntil the end 1913 tcuttthglyl. How kind! Where is Health? Infimntty igmvelyl. Sheis busy drinking the health of the '- J une class. iEhteqe Coumage, Wealth, Beauty and J oyJ The Quartet. Hello, ?13! How are you this morning? 1913. Not at all Well. . J 0y. Pm so sorry. - 1913. Pm as childish as any beginner in the Primary Depart- ment. . Courage tenthusiastieallyl. Then you should have a sand- table; its the only thing! Beauty. Revive yourself by a glance into your mirror; its just a clean , I think. - 1913 iwith wan smtlel. What say you, little Wealth? - : i Wealth. Call me. not tilittlei, ; in Technical English. I have i been pronounced great. i! Joy Ito 19131. Come over with me for a feed. live just received a consignment of small epotatOes from Yamhill. 1913. Nay, Iim too weak to be tempted even'thus.

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THE. NORM TWELVE 1913 Ipeevishlyl. Whats. the matter With them now? Leech. Its not the present that makes me solemnenot the present, but the past-the past. ' IHISTORYJ Take heed, and may the fUtUPGFIIIELY the future be better-be better. ITokes out notecose and presents papehl My bill. 1913 Bakes bill, mods it, sighs, gives him her puma without looking into i251. Your bill takes all I have. ' Leech. Does it so? Very well. IOffeaqs his mm to Wealth and they go out 750967512th , Vanity. Wealth departs With the doctor. Ah, well, Well soon see two radiant blue eyes above a new diamond ring. IPoverty slips in and goes up stage, coming doom on 191938 leftj 1913. Who are you? . Povemiy. I am Poverty, the stimulant of Domestic Science. 1913. I am sorry to see you leave the ranch to be With me. Povevnty. My visit will be inconvenient, no doubt, for meand you both. ' Deceit. The Leech is a, ridiculous doctor. Truth. Why so? Deceit. He tells you nothint you dont know and can help, leavin? the remedy to be guessed. Tmth DwebukinglyJ. He is my choice among physicians. Introspection is the sovereign specific. Deceit. Oh, oh! Airft it to laugh! . Tmth. Ishmplyl. Some day you may receive in the mail an invitation to go to Coquille. If you do, go! IExit, hgaughtily. 1913. I feel so unhappy. Beauty, bring the mirror. IBeauty does 80. 1913 looks into it and puts it aside in disgustl Joy. Goodbye! I have to take the 4 0,010ka motor for Inde- pendence. Beauty. And I must hie t0 ttJustideIWeV to sew on bachelor buttons. IThey go out, letting in Sorrow and Age. Sorrow Icmssmg to 19131. Behold us! Ipomtmg to hefselfl Sorrow. . A96 IfOll-meg switJ. Age; green old age. ' Vanity. A word from the Emerald Isle!