Western Oregon University - Yearbook (Monmouth, OR)

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N r36! H'UHISI HO . w sh tn Yul mind. fare 80d 95'0 : ITlley 91a rmmd'f From Content; um Mmhsu another 1 IRHShmm deserve Hi: - d mum. Ambitionag til: 11' plan. 1' xxhn ls lhlsl. mi. 1 rl'r this :1! pictureshi nm Asturizl? 1i :1 frivlld. l ht'l' In K112155352 uur gum! friend Discord .-5-m'5'qu-. even H3111 xrut me la listen to 55- nn 1 9. ml her :555a51'hl 1i Hulc'lll't'S: H. W ' '. 1 Hum; Inuk, h!!! 1510015 inu-ml In nlkm the: 9 min! unl tn take 05 mil - v 5. y-lmmv pacli- v m. NINE THE N ORM Deceit. I'll stay, bein' as Truth has gone. She and I don't speak, you know. My red sweater makes her think I'm 21 Rhode Island Red and she hates chickens. 1913. T0 the repast once more my friends; the vacant places are all filled. Vam'ty. A toast to our hostess, the rarest, fairest, loveliest and most entrancing 0f maids! Deceit. When it comes to 8.21in language, Vanity is a regular Bachelor Maid of Arts and Watercolors. 1913. Many t.hanks.' I'm the happiest of classes, beloved of so many estimable companions. Our confederacy Will outlast life. Nothing can alter or end it. Ambition Hail,1913,twenty-two parts feminine grace and one part manly dignity! 5nghts suddenly go out. A TQSOZthing cmsh 0f the thuhdevl'shieet ' cmd chills-cmd-ferveva music in the omhestm pit. Feminine shMeks her in the darkness. Theh silence, thmugh which comes with. stmttihg distincthess the voice 071 19.13. That dynamo belt ran off again. Where's the 01d stu- dent lamp? Voice Wow and 0,8 sepulchml as possiblel. hour is at hand! 1913. Gracious! What's that? tshort pause-Jo'hg enough to count teh without undue hastej Voice. Your time has come. 1913 tafteq veaqy short pause, with slight tlremm in he? voicel. Who are you? Voice. A Visitor from the Unknown Shore. fSp-ot-light flames up, directed on N emeszs, who stands Left Cehtm'. I f spot-lz'ght 2's not available, a single beam of light fmm above will answer, the 23mm being to light up N emes-is and keep the Test of the stage in shadow. The light shows 1913 at Right Center gazing m alav'm at he? unexpected visitor. All the other chamctem have disappeawed. Short pausej 1913. What do you mean? Nemesis. Death approaches. 1913 Uh quick gaspJ. Death. Uifter two seconds pausej Not death! How, gasping, bTeathy tonal. 1913, the last I am N emesis.

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EIGHT THE NORM 1913. A horrid crime! . Modesty Dmuch distmobed by these wOTdSJ- HOW sho'cklng! -' 'Omtentment ihuffilyJ. If such be your mind, fare YOU W611. Iill go about my business. ' Modesty. And I. iThey amt. 1.913. Doni-t go! Vanity. Hush! Can,t you understand? From Contentment we are to have another story and from Modesty another perfect 1e.svson..-Suriely The Norm and the classroom deserve that we should deprive ourselves in such good cause. Ambition and ,1, though unworthily, Will strive to fill their places. ' 1.9.13 ipomtmg out DiscordJ. And Who is this? Ambition. Our good friend Discord. All. Isnit she funny? . Health. live seen her oftentimes ere this at picture-shows. 1913. Comes the good friend from Astoria? Ambition. Nay, sheis not so good a friend. Hmmmony. I donit like her. Tell her to go away. Vanity DJ-rotestmglyl. Nay, not our good friend Discord. Ambition. Why, Discord loves. everyone, even Harmony. ---iT0 Discordj Donit you? Discowl igrum'pilyl. N 0 like ,um. H avomony Eomgmjlyl. You cant expect me to listen to that sort of talk. Un rising keyJ If you wont send her away, Iill go. Tmth. Sh! Sh! Such uncultured cadences! . Hahmony Uvmthfullyl. Iim going. hExit Joy. Pm so sorry! H.913 goes to doe? as if to Call Hmmony back, but is too latej Tmth Ho 1913 at dooH. Do you intend to allow these two interlope-rs Undicating Vanity cmd Ambit'ionl to- take over the administration of your affairs? 1913. They are my guests. Tmthl. Are they invited guests? .1913. The'yuye-es-e , Deceit entem. 1.913. No! Tmth idisgustedl ' And now you welcome Deceit! iEzmjt. Deceit. Room for any more here? Ambition and Vanity. Yes. Come in;

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THE NORM ' , ' TEN Nemesis istahdlthg with folded amms in same pose as when lights were tmmed um. Your courses are nearly run. . I:Sho7it pausej , , 1913 ishamly and fitmlyl. I wont die! tFaees N emesis with unconscious imitation of the lattetis attitudej . CURTAIN. ACT SECOND. Scene: The same. Oh following morning. All traces of the banquet have been removed. The oilstove stands down stage extreme Left. 1913stts tn lame chat? in fmht of it 01 fireplace. - . 1913 tshrtvevf'mgl. Br-r-r-r! How cold it is! The frost sleeps late these mornings. Ufnoch at domal Come in. tEnteqe Infirmity, who stands f0? a- moment in the doorwayj 1913 UWitablyJ. Shut the door; Pm freezing! Who are you and What may your business be? Ihmn'mh'ty. I am Infirmity, come to- live with youuntil the end 1913 tcuttthglyl. How kind! Where is Health? Infimntty igmvelyl. Sheis busy drinking the health of the '- J une class. iEhteqe Coumage, Wealth, Beauty and J oyJ The Quartet. Hello, ?13! How are you this morning? 1913. Not at all Well. . J 0y. Pm so sorry. - 1913. Pm as childish as any beginner in the Primary Depart- ment. . Courage tenthusiastieallyl. Then you should have a sand- table; its the only thing! Beauty. Revive yourself by a glance into your mirror; its just a clean , I think. - 1913 iwith wan smtlel. What say you, little Wealth? - : i Wealth. Call me. not tilittlei, ; in Technical English. I have i been pronounced great. i! Joy Ito 19131. Come over with me for a feed. live just received a consignment of small epotatOes from Yamhill. 1913. Nay, Iim too weak to be tempted even'thus.