Western High School - Occident Yearbook (Bay City, MI)

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In the game of love is Hiram handy tHandyJ? Freshie tat libraryl- I want the life of Julius Caesar. Librarian- Sorry, but I'm afraid Brutus is ahead of you. Freshie- I wonder how those players get the mud off their uniforms. Senior- Oh, that's what the scrub team is for. Latin Teacher- Give the principal parts of 'Possum'. Jim Tyson- Head, legs and tail, Dorothy Millar tat gyrnj- Have you taken a shower bath? Gladys B.- Why, nog is one missing? Lewis P.- YVhat is the easiest way to drive a nail Without smashing my iinger? , Hattie- Hold the hammer in both hands. . Mr. Gariock tin landscape gardeningl- Take Shaver's lawn for instance. tClass smiles.J Well that's the only case I can think of just now. Frank Reese- That's the only case you've got. Clarence Shaver has the honor to hold the position of chief draftsman at the North American Construction Co. He opens and shuts the windows. Ruth A.- I hear he's rather sweet on you. Maybelle K.-4 Hather! He's good for about 2 lbs. of candy every week. Teacher tin commercial lawl- Name the things that it married man can hold that no one could seize. Victor M.- His wife. Heard in the c'.asses: When the last French attack at VVatcrloo proved a failure, Napoleon turned pale and rode at full gallop to St. Helena. VVilliam the Conqueror defeated Childe Harold at the battle of Hastings, so called, because the English hastened away from their enemies. Clarence Hare' to Freshman-- I wonder how long a man could live without brains? Freshie- How old are you Teacher- Mr, Ensing, did you have any trouble with the lesson today? Garry- No, Ma'am. Teacher- And you have no question to ask about it? Garry- Yes, what is it '? Mrs. P. tat 12 bells!- Effie, is that young man gone? Effie- Yes, completely. Mr. Perkins- Glen, what is the temperate zone? Glen T.- The temperate zone is the region Where no one drinks too much. Mr. Perkinst in physiographyl- Now, we will represent the moon with my hat. Theo B.- Mr Perkins, is the moon inhabited? Mr. Garhock Lin zoologyy- Fred, what's the difference between a piece of coal and a cow? Fred- One gives heat and the other milk. Art Giese to Cuddy-- Have you ever seen a pig wash ? Cuddy- No, but I've seen pig iron. Mrs. Barnhart- Was anyone here last night, Gladys? Gladys-- Just Eva, mother. Mrs. B.- Well, tell Eva that she left her tobacco box on the piano. Mrs. Tiffin- Eva, remember the lights must be out at l0:30. Edwin G.- Your command will be carried out, Mrs. Timm. I wonder if Robin Hood liked the sherwoods 4Sherwoods3. Noted traveler questioning the ticket agent at a New York wharf: How long before the steamer Vesta sails to Bristol? 83

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