Western Canada High School - Yearbook (Calgary, Alberta Canada)

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BOOK Pagre ninety-one Keith—“Have you an opening here for an unusually bright and energetic young man ?” Manager—“Yes, I believe we have, and please close it softly as you go out.” Mrs. Robertson—“Now Weller tell what I’ve punished you for.” Weller—“That’s right—first you make me stay in for three hours and then you want to know what you’ve done it for.” !j£ Bill Simonton—“What did your mother say when she heard you had failed?” McMurchy—“She became historical.” Bill S.—“Hysterical, you mean.” McMurchy—“No. I mean historical. She dug up my past and reviewed my sins.” He Mr. Copeland—“Can you tell me how many tons of coal were shipped from Canada in any one year?” Bill Todd—“Yes, sir—1492—none.”