Westerly High School - Westlyan Yearbook (Westerly, RI)

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THE SexVior Year Book — 1952 Julia Pitas is chief hotel detective for the Aching Head Hotel. Kay Dowd is skipper of the “Good Ship Lollipop” which makes frequent voyages across the Sahara Desert. Edward Dennehey—We find Ed in his penthouse office, head of that notorious detective agency. Body Guard, Inc. Shirley Quattromani and Bertha Sherman cultivate fish in the largest fish market i:i existence called “You Name It—We’ve Got It,” the fishiest establishment this side of heaven. Bob Dinwoodie’s making his debut in Moscow, Russia, invading the Kremlin with his artistic rendition of the Ballet after a smash hit in Liverpool, England. John Denham — Skipalong Denham and his pal rocketship “Jet,” the roughest, toughest hombre this side of Mars, can be heard Monday through Friday on Station UGH selling his wonderful build-up cereal, “FLOP,” the cereal that sits in the bottom of the bowl and oozes. We have endeavored to be earnest, conscientious, impartial census takers. It is with pride that we report to Superintendent Morenzoni the amazing success, longevity, and vigor of each member of our class. If their reported careers seem to be paradoxical, we hope they will be accepted in the playful, quixotic, merry spirit which motivated the writers. Statistics Girl Best Looking Most Popular Most Athletic Most Likely to Succeed Most Intelligent Most Michievous Class Baby Bench Warmer Cutest Artist Musician Wit Bluffer Talkative Done Most for Class Apple Polisher Stenographer Poet Neatest Dancer Romantic Studious Flirt Clown Farmer Seamstress Singer Eleanor Eccleston Jean Hustwit Margaret Loomis Anna Pellegrino Marjorie Holland Marjorie Holland .....June Taylor Joan Smith Judy Champlin Jean Hustwit Joyce Kaye Hope Whitehead June Taylor Sylvia Lord Marjorie Holland Emma Benn Shirley Parker Virginia Trombino -----Eleanor Eccleston Janice Howard Shirley Berggren Joan I.avarini —lanice Howard Patricia Geyer Bernice Greene Boy James Wilcox Robert Dinwoodie George Perry Victor Finizio Mario Sculco Anthony Ritacco Kenneth Bennett Robert Hamblen David Benson Louis Vitterito Victor Finizio Victor Finizio George Cruickshank Norman Crowell Fred Dawley Robert Serra Mario Sculco John Champion Fred Ferraro Henry Crandall William Ornberg Anthony Ritacco -• 20 --

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The Senior Vicar Book — 1952 Rose Ann Piezzo, Rhumba Queen at the Purple Cat Night Club, has just developed some new routines. Mildred Saretzki, owner of the Saretzki Diamond Mines in Ashaway, and one of the world’s wealthiest and most charming women, is now living on her fabulous Newport estate with five cars, three yachts, and a 25-person staff of servants. Harry Crandall, the second Rudolph Valentino, even better than the first, is now starring in the greatest romantic motion picture—“Outlawed from District No. Six.” Sandra Pinney is one of the World Government’s best undercover agents. In F. B. I. A. circles she is known as “always-get-your-man Pinney.” Shirley Salimeno is a trained nurse authorized to attend sick goldfish. She was the first to give artificial respiration to a goldfish. Norman Crowell—We found in the heart of Paris' fashion center the fabulous unique “Joe's Salon owned and operated by Monsieur Crowell. Shirley Regester is truck driver for the “Run 'Km Down” Trucking Agency. Her truck is a 25-ton 5-axle Hydro-Diesel truck which she drives from New York to California every day. George Cruickshank, alias “Knuckles George,” just received the title Mr. Universe of 1972. His pictures appears on every bar of Munchy Wunchy Hydrogen Chocolate Candy. Shirley Parker is head of the Commercial Department at Stonington High School, Connecticut, U. S. A. So stern is she that her students call her “Stone-Face Parker. Not one giggle is allowed in her classes. Richard Davis has been on the banks of the flowing Nile digging up dinosaurs and bones of prehistoric man for the Institute of Natural History in New York. Lyall Spargo, Gaudy Spargo,” owner of Spargo’s Mortuary, has just developed a five-day lay-away plan. Alice Spino, head chef for the VV aldorf-As-toria, has just released the recipe for a pickle split smothered with whipped cream. Sarah Stanton hands out the Bromo Seltzer. Norman Tougas is assistant to his great idol. Professor Samuel Barber, at the New Government Institute of Carpentry. The sub-basement maid of the wealthy Mrs. Aloysius Van Burp, Katherine Parnigoni, goes zipping through her work in record time with the help of the James vacuum cleaner. Gail Martin, spectacular lion tamer, is the first woman ever to challenge the lion to put his head in her mouth. Sam Urso in his swank New York penthouse apartment gives fabulous parties for all the prominent people of the theatrical world. Louis Vitterito, working in the Salt Mines of Siberia, met and married Rodora Creampuss, once the top woman wrestler of our day. Louis has been in and out of the hospital several times. Anna Mello, well-known psyschiatrist, has pried further into the human mind than Shakespeare, Socrates, and Plato combined. Fred Vocatura is compiling time-tables for the intricate and complicated schedules of the great Zip Railroad Line. % Harold West has just bred a cow that produces hot chocolate with whipped cream. Ramona Murphy and Maisie Sheldon are vying for the title “Queen of the Roller Derby.” They move so quickly that they are just a blur to the audience. James Wilcox is one of the world’s greatest bankers, but because of his unscrupulous business dealings, he has gained the nickname of BLACKHEARTED WILCOX. James Wills—manufacturer of that famous spot remover guaranteed to eat the spot out of any material. David Wright—Curly Wright, who wrestles weekly at the Los Angeles Arena and appears on television, is largely responsible for keeping television alive. Fred Dawley—We saw him down on his New England farm with his twelve children and 450-pound wife. He has a world-wide reputation as the developer of a fancy breed of hens that lays no eggs.

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The Senior Year Book — 1952 See page 60