Westerly High School - Westlyan Yearbook (Westerly, RI)

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Tiif. Senior Year Book — 1939 and establish this our Last Will, do hereby designate the following personal belongings of the members of the Class of 1939 to our ardent admirers, the Juniors and Sophomores. 1. 1, Walt Miller, do hereby bequeath a free tuition to any physical education culture school in the East, to the incoming president of the Senior Class, in order that he may attain sulficient muscular power to conduct an orderly class meeting. 2. I, Jim Rose, confer a share of my interest in Beach Street on whomever 1 deem worthy. 3. We, Hester Sims and Emilio Guari-no, bequeath our melodious and extraordinary voices to the W. H. S. chorus. 4. We, Prudy Dower and Bud Saunders, bequeath our profound interest in agricultural matters, especially little pigs, to Grace Harwick and Stanley Gould. 5. I, Harry Tourtelotte, will my rickety Model T Ford to Miss Fallon, who is in dire need of a dependable car. 6. I. Millie Link, will my terpsichorean grace to George Mearns. 7. We, Joe Vocatura and John Drew, bequeath our scientific wizardy to Everett Larkin, who is plotting to ostracize science from his curriculum. 8. I, Lois Maines, bestow my brilliant, magnificent red hair in all its glory, together with my equal brilliance, and magnificence in studies, on Russell Brown, who should prove a worthy successor. 9. We, Rita Paldino and Phillie DeSimone, bequeath our deep, true, sincere, loyal, unaffected, unswerving, ardent, beautiful friendship to Winnie and Ruth Stenhouse, who, we feel, will cherish and keep their friendship as we have ours. 10. We, Alfred Berarducci, Patsy Gentile, and Sam Fusaro, will our positions as assistants to Mr. Paterson, to T. Ber-ardo of the Junior Class, who, we know, will be a famous business man some day. 11. I, Mary Carlson, leave my blonde locks and fair complexion to Mary Mor-rone, disproving the saying “Beautiful but Dumb.” 12. We, Dorothy Clark, Theresa Perra, and Anna Murano, bequeath our mouselike silence to those three noisy Sopho- mores, Dorothy Stopello, Ida Grills, and Frances Boyington. 13. I, George Trovato, will all my serious, solemn, earnest, thoughtful, important, weighty, ponderous, grave meditations to Wally Latham of the Sophomore Class. 14. I, Joe Pucci, bequeath the assurance of being a one-woman man to Ralph Spargo of the Junior Class. 15. We, Ginny Anderson and Dabby Dabrowski, leave our 5 o’clock date with Dick Tracy to Carolyn Browning and Miriam Anderson, in hope that they will be as quick in mind as they are with the trigger. 16. I, Betty Champlin, leave my petite, airy walk to Joe Mex” Mahfood of the Junior Class. 17. We, Ruth Whitford and Florence Tamer, will our writing ability to Miss Hanson to be kept in reserve for emergency cases when next year’s Seniors suffer a literary depression. 18. We, Frank James Sposato, Frank Paul Sposato, and Angelo James Sposato, bequeath our second names to the teachers of W. H. S. to that they can always keep us straight when they read of our great achievements in the world of tomorrow. 19. I, James Stretch Harvey, leave my versatility to Dave Parnigoni of the Junior Class. 20. I, Ernest Vetelino, bequeath my curly hair, lock by lock, to all my fair admirers in the high school. 21. I, Ray Smith, bequeath my red hair to anyone who, I feel, will like my shade rather than his own. 22. I, Joe Langworthy, bestow my skill on the baseball diamond upon Joe Capalbo, my protege. 23. I, Rita Alexander, bequeath my ability as an authoress to John Matarese with the hope that it will be useful in the publication of next year’s “Seniors.” 24. I, Josephine Santora, leave my love for argument to Ray Hindle of the Junior Class, trusting that he will not overburden Mr. Mudge with it. 25. I. Joe Bingley, leave my Camay complexion to the girls of the Junior Class. 26. I, Clifford Fusaro, bequeath my -4 n -

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Tiie Senior Year Book — 1939 those gypsies kidnap us? Or a clown sets a firecracker under us? FLORENCE—Now you’ve got us down in the dumps. I can see how you happened to be chosen “the most pessimistic” in our class! What in the world is going to make a gypsy kidnap us? You might think we were all beauties or millionaires! MILLIE—Just the same, it sounds pretty dangerous to me. Say, I’ve got an idea. Remember that class will that was drawn up? In case anything does happen, we’d better make sure that everything in it is bequeathed just right. WALT—I remember having it drawn up, but I’ve forgotten the exact provisions of the will. MILLIE—Well, we could call our lawyer and have him read it for us! Try to get him here, Bill. (Exit Bill.) JOSEPHINE—That’s a good idea! I feel a little better now. I’ll know that if we don’t come back alive, the Juniors and Sophomores will be getting their just dues. FLORENCE—Huh! Those ought to consist of a teething ring and a rattle! WALT—Let’s do something until the lawyer gets here. I have the class poem in my scrap-book. Shall we have that read ? EVERYONE—Sure! Anything! (Poem is read.) BILL—(Enters.) The lawyer says he’ll be right up. He lives just around the corner on the next street. RUTH—Let’s make plans for the Fair! Shall we all go together? GINNY—Yes, let’s. We’ll all meet at Walter’s house and take the bus together. (Door bell rings.) FLORENCE—Oh! oh! Here comes the lawyer. I’ll answer. (Enter Cappuccio in full regalia. Briefcase under arm.) CAPPUCCIO—I realized the necessity of easing this moment of anxiety, as it is not usual for a will to be read before the death of the testators, I’m in extreme apprehension as to the propriety and legality of such procedure. MILLIE—The Class of ’39 will never die, so we might just as well hear the will now, as never! JOSEPHINE—(Aside) He’s just a shyster, and I bet it’ll cost us plenty to satisfy him for this extra trip! JOSEPH—Not at all, Madam! Not at all! I shall consider it a great favor to accommodate the Class of ’39 once more! WALT—I guess that’ll be enough! If you’re going to accommodate well, hurry up and do it! (Joe gives him a pitying glance, and takes an exasperatingly long time to extricate will from briefcase, for which he has difficulty finding the key. Then with much ceremony he unwraps will and with a slow glance at every tense face, begins.) Class Will As Executor of the Class of 1939, the privilege and solemn duty of announcing officially this Last Will and Testament falls on me. Because of the fact that 1 can scarcely view the document without tears, it behooves me to put on my spec-tagoogles in order to perform this important and burdensome duty with which 1 am confronted. We, the Class of 1939, being entirely mentally sound, well balanced, trustworthy, honest, loyal, and thrifty, do hereby formulate this, our Last Will and Testament, declaring null and void all similar documents formerly promulgated by us. Therefore, we shall at once delve into the contents and dispense with the sobs and tears as soon as possible. We, the Class of 1939, bequeath our qualities and treasured possessions as follows : Item 1. We leave Mr. Maxwell alone in his glory, as the best janitor who has ever pushed a broom. Item 2. We, the Senior Class, bequeath the Rock Maples, which almost sent the class into another depression, to whoever may find their shade beneficial. Item 3. I, the squeaky desk in Room 27, will be waiting for some quiet Sophomore history student. Item 4. We, the 39ers, will Mortimer the Skeleton, who is located in the Biology Lab, to Mr. Mudge because of their constant companionship throughout the year. We do this because we feel that only they are able to understand each other. Item 5. I, Joseph Cappuccio, having been duly intrusted to draw up, compile, 8( io )§►-

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The Senior Year Book — 1939 graceful mien on the ballroom floor to Michael Spezzano, the idol of Friday dances. 27. I, I’Lee Rippetoe, leave my lorgnette and all it suggests as to dramatic ability to Phyllis Langworthy. 28. I, Louis Giorno, deed my gigantic size to Joe Hazard to be used with care in the football field. 29. We, John Reardon and John F'lah-erty, bestow our romantic lyrics and fantastic tales on Clarence DePaola, whose meek manner conceals his true poetic nature. 30. I, Rose DeSimone, bestow my baby tactics, in addition to the sweets and lol-lypops I have not yet consumed, on Ting Donati. 31. I, Sultana Koulbanis, confer my enthusiastic pow’ers in athletics on Betty Langworthy, a promising young Junior. 32. I, Kenneth Taylor, bequeath my title, Duke of Ashaway, to my baby brother, Dan Taylor. 33. I, Patrick Visgilio, bequeath my collection of tardy slips, acquired because of the constant admiration of many a charming maiden, to Charlie Peckham, wrho is reputed to possess a collection second only to my own. 34. I, Sylvester Cofone, will full possession and ownership of the Red Stone Filling Station and vicinity, including all public buildings, junk yards, and stables, to Frank Gencarelli, my present minister of foreign affairs. 35. I, Joe Cappuccio, bequeath my hereditary love for oratory, music, dramatics, and student government to my younger brother, Patsy Cappuccio, of the Sophomore Class, realizing that no one but a Cappuccio is mentally equipped to fill my place with becoming dignity. We do hereby appoint Mr. Mason and Sara Iacoi, w'ho perhaps know’ more about the laudable records of our class than any other persons and who have always shown a benevolent interest in us, the sole administrator and administratrix of this, our Last Will and Testament, in witness whereof, we the Class of ’39, the testators, have to this, our final Testament, inscribed in a lengthy scroll, set our hand and seal this tenth day of May, Anno Domini one thousand nine hundred and “39.” - JO-JO LINK CORPORATION. JOE—Now that w’e’ve disposed of that and my mind is more at ease, may we have some entertainment? WALTER—I’ve asked Angela Nardone and Lois Maines to bring their instruments. (Bell rings) I guess the girls are here now. (Bill answers door. Enter Angela and Lois with instruments.) EVERYONE—Hello! MILLIE—Oh, play something for us, please, before you sit down and are too comfortable. LOIS—Well, you might give me a chance to rest after lugging this “dog-house” all the way up here! ANGELA—You may have a “doghouse,” but this “squeakalin” wasn’t exactly light! JOSEPHINE—Won’t you play for us now, Lois? (Lois plays) BILL—Now’ let’s have your contribution, Angela! (Angela plays) FLORENCE—I hate to spoil the fun, but wre can’t very well go to the fair if W'e have to study for that big history test Miss Leach is going to give us day after tomorrow. CHORUS—What history test? First w'e’ve heard about it. RUTH—Don’t you remember? It’s on the Class of ’39. We’re supposed to study dates, elections, famous people, battles, literature, and .... CHORUS—Ohhhh . . . . ! MILLIE—Say, I’ve an idea! Instead of staying away from the fair tomorrow, let’s review the history now and take advantage of the fact that we have brilliant students here to help us. GINNY—We’d better go about this systematically. What are the dates? FLORENCE—1936 was the first one. The Class of ’39 w'as the last to enter the old high school as a Sophomore group. RUTH—What candidates won in the election of 1936? GINNY—Walt Miller was President; Ernest Saunders, Vice-President; Jessie Sawyer, Treasurer; and Jean Williams, Secretary. 12 )jt—