West Warwick High School - Chronicle Yearbook (West Warwick, RI)

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wg 1 WQWIIZK 1 WX ... 15 1931 0 S YVORLDLY WISE I don't know, Father, Whether to start a bookstore 01' a grocery store. Start a grocery store, my so,1g gm empty stomach demands sustenance much oftener than an empty head. DUMB She's so dumb she thinks the Canadian border pays rent. EXCUSE Why are you late? The bells rang before I got heref' STORE-BOUGHT Doctor: When the symptoms Hrst appeared did your teeth chatter? Patient: '41 don't know. They were on the table. lvl

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'Q lflll EXCHANGES AND ACKNOWLEDGMENTS The Caducius ,,....... .....,...,., C lassical High School, Providence, R. I. The Crarzstonian ...,...... ,.,......... C ranston High School, Cranston, R. I. Durfee Hilltop ..,........ ,........... D urfee High School, Fall River, Mass. The Crimson .......,. .,...,...... E ast Greenwich Academy, E. Greenwich, R. I. The Melting Pot .......... ,.....,... H ardwick High School, Gilbertvillei, Mass. The Tatler ....... ,..........,..................... N ashua High School, Nashua, N. Hampshire Boston University News Boston University, Boston, Massachusetts The Reflector ...,..... ............ N orth Kingston High, North Kingston, R. I. The Palmer .......... The Pawsenhi ,..,...., .......,.... The Anchor ..,..,..,, Tech Review ,........... ............ The Reflector ......... ............ The Alligator ............ ...,........ Z emth ...........,.,...,,....,...,........,....,............ Blue and White Banner ...,.... Palmer High School, Palmer, Massachusetts Pawtucket High School, Pawtucket, R. I. R. I. College of Education, Providence, R. I. Technical High School, Providence, R. I. Woburn High School, Woburn, Massachusetts Ware High School, Ware, Massachusetts Woodrow Wilson High, Weehawken, N. J. Putnam High School, Putnam, Connecticut 103

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..,. ,.... AT DAWN Irate Father: While you stood at the gate bidding my daughter good- night, did it ever dawn on you- Carl: Certainly not! I never stayed as late as that. HIS ALIBI I'm surprised that you get such poor marks in spelling, my son. Well you see, daddy, it isn't my fault. The teacher doesn't spell words the same as I do. Policeman: No fishing allowed here. Brutus: Pm not fishing. I'm allowing this worm to bathe. Policeman: May I see the worm? Policeman: You're arrested for letting it bathe without a swimming costume. DISTANCE SHORTENED Wife fWho has insisted on a new carl : Just think dear, how close the auto has brought places formerly quite distant. Husband fGrumpilyJ : Yes, including our house and the poorhousef' Did your watch stop when it hit the floor? Of course, did you think it would go through? What did Paul Revere say when he had finished his famous ride? Whoa! BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON Teacher: When was Rome built? Percy: At night. Teacher: Who told you that? Percy: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day. I hear they are going to make the class periods ten minutes shorter this year. That won't do. We're not getting enough sleep as it is. Great day for the parade. Just great! ' I hear the parade outside. Oh, Aunt Helen will miss it! Where is she? She's upstairs waving her hair. Why, can't we afford a flag? If I were king- What's the first thing you'd do? The first thing? Yeh-when you ascended the throne. Sit on it! ! ! 105