West Snyder High School - Legend Yearbook (Beaver Springs, PA)

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CLASS WILL We the Senior Class beln of sound body and of stable mlnd do hereby bequeath our last w1ll and testament to tho s e persons who rlghtfully deserve the followlng I Joe Anselrno w1ll my ablllty to o with lrls to Pom Snook I Haael l33lEI lt.lHC w1ll my Innocence ' to Tonna Klme I George Benfer w1ll my ablllty to uuss basketball practlce to Tony IXfIcGlaughl1n I Robe rt Blckhart w1ll my Plynaouth to anybody who drives a Chevy I Dorls Bltner w1ll rny lon fxn er nails to Peggy Nerdlg I Judy Blee w1ll my stature to Carol Rltter I Rose Boonxe w1ll my fl1ght1ness to my slster Judy I Betty Lou Brouse w1ll my sllmness to Llnda Herbster Terry Buckley w1ll my sense of humor Arlene Soles Carl Dressler w1ll my ab1l1ty to drlve Charles Erb I Dallas EW1HC w1ll Z0 to Danny Spa1d and Kenneth L Wagner so they can buy blgger mud flaps more bug catchers and better fender guldes I Roberta Flsher w1ll my ab1l1ty to hold my temper and my sportsmanshlp to Tonna Kllne I NelsonG1lbert wlllmy halr cut to Wayne Balmer hilllp G1ll w1ll my g od penmanshlp to Martha Thomas I Gary Goss wxll my athletlc abillty to Walter Weaver I Patsy Gos s will my shortness to Sue Herbster I Wllmer G r ov e w1ll my ab1l1ty to keep out of trouble to Scott Garr1 on I Glorla Hawk W1 ll my ab1l1ty to fllrt to Shlrley Kllne I R1chardHerbster will my ablllty to keep out of trouble to Wayne Snow I Patsy Kaufman w1ll my offlce of Presl dent ln the F H A to Martha Thomas I Carl Ifl1I1E w1ll my Junk bu s1ne s s to Baird Hawk I Jerry Kllne w1ll my Kalser to any fool crazy enough to want to drive lt I Kenneth Kratzer w1ll my other bottle of 'halr grower to lNIr Qu n I Ruth Krlck w1ll my Trlg book to Sarah Hclntzelman I Lols Master w1ll my short ha1r to Judy Boonle I Patsy Narehood w1ll my ab1l1ty to get out of Physlcal Educatton classes to Pxyllls Goss I Byron Pheasant w1ll my blg ear to any one dumb enough to want lt ILSKSI' I James Romlg wxllmybraln to posterlty I Ve rnon Romw w1ll my abillty to stay away from glrls to Danny Spald I Weldon Romlg will my abillty to stay home from school to Nancy Mattern I Rlchard Saylor w1ll my membershlp 1n the EARTH ANGELS to Poodle Snook I Lee Shamory w1ll some more freckles to Danny Spald I Rlchard Shawver w1ll my gamblmg a blllty to Mr Peters I Charles Shlrey w1ll my hair to Mr Qulnt to lmprove h1s morale and that of the school I Mar tha S mlth will my ab1l1ty to go steady to Tonna Kllne I Rachel S mlth w1ll my slowness to Phfllls Herman I Harold Snook w1ll my ab1l1ty to control my temper to Ralph G0Odl11'1g I Joan Snook w1ll my tallness to Barbara Rewle , ' ' , ' g . ' . . . I 1 ' . . . . I I I . S ' . I ' U l 5 , ' ' ll- . 1 ' ' ' A I ' , f , . . -. - I . 7 . I I . ' , ' , ' ' . i t. . , A I I I ' . ' 1 I I 1' . ' . . ' . g . g . I A I . . 1 ' 1, . . , . . I I I ' ' I ' ' - . . . I ' b . '. ' I, Donna Romig, will my freckles to Janice ' Il' . I, , ' . . . . , . to . ' Il ' , . . . , - s, 1 to , ' . . . . , Lg. 5 . . I I I ' ' ' ' - I I ' . ' . . . . . I I . . . Q. . . I ' ' I I 4 ' . . . . . . H , H , ' , . n I, P , 0 . . . I I . . . I ' , . I I l I I I ' I -I . I I . I . . . ' I . . 's . - . ' . I . . . . I I . I ID D 37

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CLASS PROPHECY It was 1968 when I Fred Thomas re cclved a letter carrled by a Jet propelled plgeon stamped V1a space maxl I was flabbergasted to see the name of a near and dear classmate of mlne It was an In v1tat1onfor the class of 1938 to gather at Lokoma for our annual c la s s reunion Lokoma 15 a fast growing space stat1on owned and operated by the eccentrlc mtlllonalre Jerry Klme B S M S A B P D D D S D D NI D Ilmmedlately hopped aboard my newly purchased Romlg Z3 Z0 -L Iemployed Harold Snook as the navlgator and Donna Romlg and Crystal Spald as the hostesses Of course everyone knew that th1s rocket was de slgned and built by the world re nowned Professor Jam s Romlg BLAST OFF' After 30 I6j87 spllt seconds I arrxved at Lokoma I was greeted by Mayor Jack Wagner and hxs devoted wxfe Glorla Hawk and also Ruth Krlck the Umted Space Natlons Delegate I was to be escorted to the Out of Tlus World Nlght Club owned by the multl m1ll1ona1re playboys Rlchard Saylor and Phllllp C111 As we drove through the crowded streets we almost collxded wlth an Earth Angels' Taxl Cab owned by Dorls Bltner We passed the Shamory Super Space MarketandaBeauty Salon operated by Pat Gos s Pat Narehood Kay Stuck and Pat Kaufman These glrls were all happ1ly marrled To our rlght was a modern all glass school bu1ld1nU I le arne d fr om Carl Dressler the cab drlver that the prlnclpal of thls school was our own Dr Morls Qulnt He also lnformed me that Judy Blee and Rose Boonle were now teachlng muslc and Ke nne th Kratzer was now wearlng a lab Jacket llke Mr Lepley s Kenneth Zleber was teachlng agrxculture and had recently developeda new specles of weed known as space weed The se teachers were all former classmates of rnme The home s of Lokomo have all been deslgned by LaRue Thoman We passed the factory wh1ch bullds r o c ke t s whlch travel to the nelghborlng planet of Pluto Iwas also told that several of my classmates we re now em ployed ln thls factory Among them were Nelson G 1 lbe r t , Wllmer Grove Thomas Haffley Charles S hlrey Arvln Wagner and Kenneth W1ll Suddenly we heard screechlng brakes whlstles blowmg and gears grlndlng the dust cleared away we saw Cam Tate pollce woman dlrectlng tr a f f 1 c unsuc cessfully Ahead we saw the Dmg Dong Space a Phone Company The drlver mformed me that several of my female acquaxntan ces were now emoloyed here Joyce Zleber Joan Snook Frances W1ll Rachel Smlth and Martha Smlth were among the employees To our left was a slgn deslgnatlng the locatlon of a Junk yard operated by Carl Kllne and Terry Buckley Flnally we arrlved at our destlnatxon As I stepped from the cab I notlced several of my classmates dlscusslng the qual1ty of grass on the spaclous golf course George B enfe r Weldon R0 Il1g and V e r non Ro mlg were the accompllshed farmers of Lokomo On my way to the dmlng room I passed the roulette table and I saw the qulck hand of Rlchard Shawver pulllng 1n the chlps I paused a moment to talk to Margle Wagner and Betty Brouse Thelr faces looked stralned but happy after carlng for thelr huge famllles There seemed to be a b1t of confuslon by the glass doors Joe Anselmo a noted playboy had just had a sllght coll1s1on w1th Bob Blckhart who 1S now a mechanlc 1n Dallas w1ng's garage As I went on I notlced Hazel Ballen tlne and Lols Master and I declded to go chat with them Ilearned LOIS fulfllled her dream of ownlng a thrlty s even room manslon overlookmg the c1ty Hazel was spend1ng her v a c a t1on wlth I..o1s after worklng many months as a nurse 1n the local mental hospltal Gary Goss who was as happ1ly marrled now as he was 1n hlgh s chool was now presldent of a large englneerlng corpora t1on Roberta Fisher was employed as the prlvate secretary of th1s company Byron P 1easant and LaMar Troup were members of the Board of D1rectors of th1s firm I arrlved at the dll'111'lg room and was greeted by Richard Herbster who was head of the reunion commlttee We all gathered round the table and were led 1n grace by the Reverend Paul Zleber The meal was delxclous and everyone was looklng forward to the next class re uruon whlch w1ll be held on Earth Wltnessed by 'Qfafel 5 0,4172 49,1-,.,..,., 1 1 1 ' ' 1 1 , , As - - ' ll 1 ' 1 1 1 1 ' 1 - 1 1 - 1 A 1 1 1 1 '1 ' -1 1 -1 1 1 1 h ., . . ., . ., . . , 1 X - 1 1 1 1 P . . . . - 1 - 1 1 A 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ll ' ,. . . , 1 ' 1 1 1 1 1 1 . , ' 1 E . 1 1 1 1 ' ' 1 1 - 1 , - o' ' 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 - I . . . . 1 1 - 1 , 1 1 1 1 1 1 0 1 , - 1 1 1 1 1

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CLASS WILL I Crx stal Spald wlll neg lonv halr to .Iudy Spald I Kay Stuck w11l mx ab1l1ty to recelxe dlarnond rings to Phj. llls Wagner I Cam Tate w1ll mv cheerleadlng umform to Sandra Yelders I l aRue lhoman xullmx artablllty to Mr Dlppery I Fred Thomas vwlll n x soccer ablllty to lxenneth L lll I I axlar 1 roup xull my abxlltx to eat slowly to Charles Erb Xrx ln Wag ne r VSlllI1'AX aollltx to sawe my quarters at lunch tune to Phllllp I oht I Jack VN agner will danclno alblllty to Roger Splcklez oe Nagner ull car to lxllne s Junk yard I lzancc s XX lll wlllx lP1g,,llL to 'Xlade 1ne 1 er I l bI'I16LllVXlll vxlllnn junkheap to Sltklns lu lk 1 a Cl lXLIl1t Lllf1PlJGI' Vkllll x vurestllng ablllty e L 1 L 1C he r Vslll zu 5 aolllty to settle down to my r ousln Delores Z.1eber I Joyce Z 19 oe r wlll my ab1l1ty to mllk cows to Joy lxnepp INDI- RCI X5SlXlENI lo the .E re shnxan Class Nloney to pay the1r dehts lo the Sophonmore Class Strength to VslLl1SL8Hd the hards hlps of the next two xears lo the J unlor Class The entlre Senlor Classof l9b8 leaves1ts 'VV Ltty renmarks o the ' lre clas of 7 THF FACULTY To Mr Weller the ab1l1ty to hax e three more mey stone Farmers next vear To Ixlr llalsht Another electronlc genlus llke Jerry lil1HS To IVl1ss Murphy 50 pounds of fertlllzer to keep her flowe r s ahve and a llbrary full of petrlfled mumnues To Nlrs Blngman Some new typewriter rlbbons To Mr Coon .Jr X new urand Plano to e nable hun to surpass Lxbe ace s popu larlty Io Iklr Dlpp ry A new Ioke Book To Mr mood S Xnother cooperatlxe Senlor Class7'9'77? To Iklr aster -X D1 tar llke l r L1ood's To'Xlr 'Norrnan Kllne Our assurance that wood thlnvs colne ln slnall packaves To xlr Rlchard lxlme Xnother homeroom who wlll laugh at hls corny Jokes 'lo Mr leplq X B11 lien so his classes xx 1ll get to lunch on tune To Mr Peters A llcense for a motor scooter to haul all hls dlctlonarles froxn class to class o Mr Fowl X chenustrx ah ll of us own lo Mr Slleo A garden of Seranlum plants and a Hlaelllfle to e xtra ct blood from them Io xllss Ronug -X can of turtle food for C It sar her pet turtle lo 'Vlr Solonmon A case of Pepto l3lSIT10l to recuperate after the basketball games To Mr Nlartz -X personal secretary to xx r1te checks and deposlt money Quallfl f Ions for the Job 'J st a glrl' In wltness whereof we the undersigned do slgn our nanmes to this and declare it to bf' our last wlll and testaznent .Iune flve ln the year of our Lord one Thousand nlne hundred and Flfty l1Y7llL MM new ,fum 17422 I if ' v AY B 4 L. I I , . , -- . . V 1 I 1 I .V I . . 7 ln' I ll . ' . . Y 7 . . . .Y -- , . I I 1 v . , . I A ,, ' Y. 1' . . Y . , Y . ' I Y. A-5 . . V U -- Y ' 3' . ' I 4 H ' I V' f ' ' r ' . , .--I . M U I v , . . ' L' l - . 117. w I -' I, 'ir f , , ' ' ' J U . e ' -- . . . . I ' , 'h :ny 1 s l l .' - 1 I T---I T .4 1 a I A I , . . , xv - nu . ' I, ,xlarcl V S , ' l nuy Sap - M X l il X1 f .. , . V I . , 7' pl. ' , nj: 1 'j . l' 1 'il l '- Wag 1 . fs' s s ' f v- . . . . ' ' ' ' ' I X31 ,- , - 1. . I --1 4 . y 'r . ' - 1, ', I, I Y' uv, , ' , . , X'--r S L to liwxneth iill. ' - I, l'zul ' '- , 1' I - -- . I I I I ' ' T . 52 --: X 4 1' l a l' V I ll ' . I -- 7 ' , Q . ,. : . .7--A V 'A 4 JI 4. Ii , v , . ,. -. VI 1 ' ' . ' --I . I I . ,Y ' . A --I 1 -- 7 - - . . .' ' I - ,ar ' , u ' ', ' X . . ' ' 1 Y' xr v l . I , t 1 'd s l',59 . , H . V . D . xr J ' , , 38