West Snyder High School - Legend Yearbook (Beaver Springs, PA)

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For entertainment there will be Dorrine Johnson and her accordion. Doris Specht will provide laughs with her Seven Little Moyers. Barbara Mitchell and Shirley Troup will open the Cosmic Beauty Shoppe. Their first customer will be ,lean Geedey Aurand having her eyelashes curled. Darwin Snook will open a bank and mint his own money. Robert Spaid will run a cigarette factory. Lola Rigel will be our good will emissary, and Doris Booth will be there since tele- phone operators and opinions will be in demand. The rocketship to Willville will be designed by Thornton Grove and built by Frank- lin Trego. Lloyd Klinger will serve as the ship's mechanic. This ship will be piloted by Terry Herbster with his wife Betty Jones acting as co-pilot. Riding on the ship will be two beauty experts, Gaye Wagner and Janice Fultz. Bobby Albert will go along as the Willvillels barber. They know their services will be needed if the class looks as it did in 1956. To help populate the town there will be quite a few large families. Loreen Kline and Bob head the list with the largest family. Barbara Krick and Louie will come with their children, Ceres and Mark. Ruth .Pheasant and ,lay will bring their three little Ballentines. Cossetta Mateer will give up her job at the Playhouse to marry a certain Beaver boy. Among the several teachers on this trip will be Professor Gene Crawford who will go along to gather material for his college lectures. Others are Nancy Renninger, Robert Clark, and David Snook, who will open the first moon schools. Nancy will be teaching the ABC'sg Robert, the sines, cosines, and tangentsg and David will open an all girl school. Lee Dippery will be operating the Doctor's office with Glenda Wagner as his dis- obedient nurse. Richard Coleman will open a large business firm with Donna Hacken- berg and Audrey Kline serving as his prominent secretaries. Chandis Klinger, who will be tired of his hunting expedition in Africa by then, will try his luck with the moon creatures. ,lean Loht, being an ex-WAVE, will be in charge of the water supply. John Dressler and his wife, Mary, will open their own photography shop. Harold Fisher will go along as official food tester for Green Cheese Incorporated. If anyone cares to see what's happening on the moon, they will be able to get a first hand report by tuning in Barry Goss's new program on MOON-TV. Witness : DAVID BAILEY DALLAS WILL PROPHETS PAR EXCELLENCE .lANlCE ARCHIBALD DONNA HACKENBERG

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I, May Romig, will my short stature to Jackie Howard. I, Larry Sassaman, will my ability to attend school regularly to David Lash. I, Paul Saylor, will my ears to Joe Anselmo. I, Larry Shambach, will my ability to go steady to David Zechman. I, Rich- ard Shirey, will my ability to become a farmer to Tony Saylor. I, Darwin Snook, will my ability to smile to Patsy Goss. I, David Snook, will my good looks to Tom Louden- slager. I, Robert Spaid, will my ability to play cards to any old fool. I, Doris Specht, will my silliness to Edna Kern. I, John Thomas, will my Model A to Gary Goss. I, Frank Trego, will my hot-rod fever to Boyd Dippery. I, Shirley Troup, will my ability to work at Leo's to Blaine Bachman. I, Larry Troxell, will my pleasing plump physique to Joyce Moyer. I, Gaye Wagner, will my height to Barbara Auman. I, Glenda Wagner, will my gift of gab to Larry Zeiders. I, Glenn Wagner, will my ability to haul milk to Charles Kauffman. I, Judyann Wagner, will - 1 broken-down trombone to any fool who wants it. I, Thomas Wagner, will my handwriting to Connie Aumiller. I, Dallas Will, will my ugly disposition to Frank Dippery. I, Marian Woodling, will my quietness to Kay Stuck. Class J Prophecy The Class of '56 wishes to announce a proposed trip to the moon in about ten years. There we will build the first moon cities. They will be the twin cities of Baileyburgh and Willvilleg named for our singing mayor, David Bailey, and our Deere Mayor, Dallas Will. The first rocketship to Baileyburgh will be designed by Michael Aumiller, built by Dale Haines, and piloted by Donald Moyer with his devoted wife, Dawn Moyer, as co-pilot. John Thomas will be the ship's mechanic. It will carry Larry Sassaman as M.D. Q Moon Doctorj, Darlis Keefer as his medical secretary, and LaRay Fetterolf as our much needed missionary. Janice Archibald will go in search of a new chemical element, and Paul Hassinger will study the various moon plants. There will be several teachers on this tripg Sara Ann Master is planning to look for a basketball star, John Benfer will open a new branch of the Slenderella Reducing Salon, and Marlene Grim will be trying to get a rest from Thomas Wagner, Junior who can't be controlled by his teacher father. Larry Troxell will build our moon homes, Nancy Felker will decorate them, and Gary Norman will furnish them. Ethel Howell and Frances Casner will occupy the largest houses since they have the biggest families. Donald Haines, Ralph Heintzelman, Richard Shirey, Larry Shambach, Paul Saylor, and Glen Wagner will run a huge farm on earth to supply the moon cities by the way of Hackenberg's Rocket Freight Service. May Romig, Leon's wife, will be secretary of the firm, of course. The secretaries of another thriving business, Green Cheese Incorporated, share an apartment in Baileyburgh. They are Loretta Hommel, Judyann Wagner, Marion Woodling, and receptionist Frances Bowersox.

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