West Side High School - Legenda Yearbook (Saginaw, MI)

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Emmaline Kennedy: Oh, Don you ' re cruel. How could you cut a poor worm in two. Dankert: Aw, Emmaline, he seemed so lonesome. Would-be-suicide : Don ' t rescue Ine, I want to die. French (at Scout Camp) : Well, you ' ll have to postpone that, I wanta life saving medal. Whiz : Why doesn ' t the devil serve ice cream? Bang: Whereinhell could he get it, Sober Brother: I ' ve come to bail you out. Drunk Brother (in jail) : You don ' t — hie — have to bail me — hie — out. I ' m not full. Mother: Edna, don ' t you think this boy is a little fast for you? Edna: Yes, but I think I can get him. It was a beautiful night. Louis was trying to conceal his state of intoxication. Suddenly he looked up and said: Shay, the moon ' s as full as a — hie — goose, ain ' t it? Say, is that the moon rising over there? Metcalf: I ' m sure I don ' t know. I ' m a stranger here myself. Navarro : Oh, Tony getta hit in da face with a pickaxe and knocka out all da teeth. Izzo : Too bad for poor Tony! Navarro : Oh, not so bad. She gonna get- ta falsetto. Tea will be served in the annex tomorrow. All wi ' mmen be there. Jack Ferguson will pour. K. O. Lady: Officer, arrest that strap- hanger. Officer: What is the complaint? K. O. Lady: I heard him tell the other man that he was going to pinch my seat when I left the car. Marguerite Campbell : Somehow, you seem familiar. MacDonald: Gee, lady, I haven ' t started yet. Ross: Well, I ' m afraid that train will beat us to the crossing. Metcalf: That ' s not what I ' m afraid of. It might be a tie. Dr. Purmort: Here ' s something queer. You say this tooth has never been worked on before, but I find small flakes of gold on my instrument. Pitts (moaning) : I think you have struck my back collar button. Lovette : Comfy, Dear? She : Ummhummm. Lovette: Sure you ' re happy here? She : Ummhummm. Lovette: Then if you ' ll excuse me, I ' ll be running in. I must get a dance wath Gene- vieve. Needham (at banquet) : Have some more pudding, Snyder? Hank: Oh, just a mouthful. Needham: Hey, waiter! Fill up Snvder ' s plate. Ferguson: I would gladly die for you, but for one thing. She: And what is that? Ferguson: I ' m afraid you couldn ' t stand the loss.

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F. Shimmers: Hawaii? J. Lewis: I Hayti teli you. ' C. Currott: Au Guam. Chapel Orator: Ladies and gentlemen, the Scriptures tells us that riches are a curse. Hard Soph: Well I ' ll be damned. M. Theobald: Can you read lips? C. Norton: Yes, by the touch system. H. Clafflin: Do you love children. V. Day: No, but you don ' t look so young. You say you get music offa them rigs, queried Silas Silo, as he gazed aloft at the radio outlay. Yes sir, smiled J. Benson, is there any- thing about the apparatus you would like explained? Yes, just how in thunder do you get a feller away up there so he can ply on them fool things? That physics teacher has not smiled for several years now. He is one teacher who practices what he teaches. He believes in the Law of Gravity. Hugh Blomfield: How did you come to tear your stocking? D. Brock: I did not come to tear my stocking, I came for a walk. H. Snyder: Please give me justice. E. Appleby: I can ' t. H. Snyder: Why? E. Appleby: It ' s Lent. H. Snyder: When will you get it back? Don ' t cry, little boy, you ' ll get your re- ward in the end. S ' pose so, that ' s where I alius do get it. Thelma Goodman: I think the long skirts are so graceful. V. Griffith: Yes, I ' m knock-kneed, too. Mr. Haggard (in History class) : Yes, some of our greatest men in history had red hair. Bill. D.: Is that so? Beggar: Kind sir, will you give me a dime for a bed? M. MacDonald: Lets ' see the bed first. A city and a chorus girl Are much alike ' tis true ; A city ' s built with outskirts, A chorus girl is too. Laverne Eynon : Do you see that man over there? H. Ryan: Nope, I can ' t see him. L. E. : I don ' t see why not, he ' s in perfectly full view. H. R. : I know it, but I ' m not looking at him. Mother: Don ' t ask so many questions, child, curiosity killed the cat. Willie: What did the cat want to know, mama? Lotta: Don ' t you love a night like this? Nerve: G ' wan! Tease me and I will. J. Cronk: What character do you have in the next act? J. Stanton: I ' m not supposed to have any character, I ' m in the chorus. -•.-• Kissing a girl just because you think she wants you to is like scratching a place that doesn ' t itch. C. Murry: This tunnel cost millions of dollars. Edna Alderton : An entire waste of money money as far as you ' re concerned, isn ' t it? June Bride : I would like to buy an easy chair for my husband. Salesman: Morris? June Bride : No, Clarence. Pinky: I hit a guy in the nose yesterday and you should have seen him run. Scheib: That so? Pinkey: Yeh, but he didn ' t catch me. J. Benson: Ever study a blotter? Helen Meyer: No, Foolish. J. Benson : Very absorbing thing. Hubert Ryan: I took that pretty girl from the store home the other night and stole a kiss b . staff eld: What did she say? Hubert R. : Will that be all? Johnny, I ' m afraid I ' ll not see you in Heaven. said the father to his errant son. Why, what have you been doing now pop?

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The members of the Legenda Executive board and staff have been exposed to a volley of many brilliant remarks and wise cracks about the amount of money they must be making from the 1923 Legenda. One of the most brilliant was addressed to the Business Manager. It is: You must be making a lot of money off the Legenda. I see you had a new pair of shoestrings for Easter. In order to disillusion the public we publish the following. Financial Statement of the 1923 Legenda ASSETS LIABILITIES Organization $ 77.00 Covers $ 250.00 Sale of Copies 877.50 Engraving 450.00 Advertising 937.00 Printing 1171.74 Cash received for running slams 47.00 Extra Photographic work to Bribes to keep out slams 200.00 make Faculty look wise 65.00 Redehiption of pictures of Suits for libel 43.00 friends of the Staff 26.00 Salary to Business Mgr. for Advertising Mgrs. ' aesthetic ideas .23 cleaning up office .98 Cough syrup for Pitts after trying to sell Grohman an add .50 1 bottle of Peruna for Editor ' s nervous breakdown 1.00 Gold cuspidor and engraving for same 77.50 Reimbursement to Art Editor for loss of socializing at 10c per hour 50.00 Paid Saginaw Fire Dept. for keeping Pitts out of Editor ' s office 56.00 $2164.73 $2164.72 Total Assets $2164.73 Total Liabilities 2164.72 Favorable Margin .01 The profit goes to the Student Relief Fund. Note: A requisition for half-soles for McGovern ' s shoes after advertising campaign was completed, was refused.