West Side High School - Legenda Yearbook (Saginaw, MI)

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Pyliss — What was that secret about? Francis — Can you keep a secret? Fyliss — Sure. Francis — So can I. Art Curran — What ' s a hypocrite scholar? Ethel Curran — I don ' t know, what? Art Curran — One that comes to school with a smile on his face. Warren T. — If you were riding on a jackass, what fruit would you resemble? Duane C. — A beautiful pair. How to determine the age of a woman, according to De Haven: A woman is as old as she looks when her hair is on the dresser and bed three minutes away. Mrs. John (in type class) — We ' ll all type this sentence with our eyes closed. W. Lange — I can ' t. Mr.s. John — Can ' t close your eyes? W. Lange — Not when you ' re in front of me. (Why, Winfred, who ' d a ever thunk it? ) Kum-a-Part Cuff Links Brenner Brenner

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Quack — Did you follow that prescription I gave you for rheumatism? Hick — If I had I ' d have broken my neck. Quack— Why? Hick — Because I threw it out of the window. Jones — So you ' re a speculator now. What are you, a bear or a bull? Smith — Neither, they made a monkey out of me. First Hobo — They tell me that whiskey has been the death of more men than bullets. Second Hobo — Well, I ' d rather be full of whiskey than bullets, wouldn ' t you? Freshman: Irresponsible. Sophomore : Irrepressible. Junior: Irresistible. Senior: Irreproachable. A minister, putting his hand upon a young urchin ' s shoulder, exclaimed, My son, I believe the devil has got hold of you. I believe so, too, was the reply. Rankin — What kind of meat have you today? Butchei- — Best steak I ever had, as tender as a woman ' s heart. Rankin — Give me a pound of sausage. Barber to (Baldy) — Hair dyed, sir? Baldy — Yes, it died about eight years ago. Junior — He ' s got a lot of horse sense, anyway. Soph — Sort of a stable mind, eh? He — Is that you, darling? She — Yes, who is this? Small Boy — Mother, am I descended from an ape? Mother — I don ' t know, John, I never knew any of your father ' s people. Heard Between Dances Hazel B. — Gee, but Louise dances like a regular angel. Ila M. — I didn ' t know angels could dance. Hazel — They can ' t. Roscoe H. — I ' m a garage. Morgan G. — How do you get that way? Roscoe H. — A car just ran into me. Mr. Blackwell — Look pleasant, Herbert. Herbert W. — Not on your life, I ' m going to give these pictures to the girls so they won ' t want another one. Frank Mc — I hear Irma is a toe dancer. Harry G. — She sure is, the toes of my shoes are ruined. Vincent M. — Have you ever ridden on an ostrich? Elmo W. — No, but I ' ve gone off on a lark. Miss Sickles — Boys, you are just murdering that time. Dick Rankin (stage whisper) — Well, that ' s better than beating it all the time like you do. What is the most generous criminal in the world? A skunk, because he gives everyone passing a scent. Dorothy What became of the fellow you were sitting in the hammock with the other night? Caroline — We fell out. Laura and Pete were trying to get through the crowd. Laura — Don ' t you think we can squeeze in here? Pete (embarrassed) — Ah — er, don ' t you think we had better wait until we get home? Miss Morgan — When did the revival of learning begin? Kid Roeser — Just before the exam. Jim H. — I think stolen kisses are fine, don ' t you? Jack 0. — Sometimes fine, sometimes ten days.

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All halftones and zinc etchings in this year book made by The Jahn Oilier Engraving Company 554 West Adams St. Chicago, Illinois Artists, Photo Engravers, Color Process Plate Makers Raymond M. Hayden Saginaw Representative 212 South Granger St. Bell Phone 2938 stetson Hats Brenner Brenner