West Side High School - Legenda Yearbook (Saginaw, MI)

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Valley Phone 3326 VLASSIS BROS., Propr ' s. Saginaw Candy Company 411 Court Street West Side FOR HER— Whether she be your wife-to-be or your wife already, she will know that you love her if you present her a box of OUR CHOCOLATES. OUR SODA— Its popular because of its quality. The best flavors, the best fountain and popular prices. Just Right Candies Dr. H. E. McPhillips We tickle all sorts of tastes with our Candies. Prices from 10c up. DENTIST We also carry a nice assortment of Lowney and Johnston Choco- Valley Phone 3468-L lates in boxes from 10c to $2 a box 410 Court Street Richter ' s Drug Store SAGINAW, W. S., MICH. FACTS IN THE CASE Professor — What constitutes burglary? Law Student — There must be a breaking. Professor — Then if a thief entered the open door of your room while you were asleep and extracted five dollars from your pocket you would not call it burglary, eh? Law Student — Yes, sir: that would break me. — Chicago News. Albert 0. Richter FURNISHINGS AND SHOES A SPECIALTY Suits and Oxercoats Made to Measure 1217 Court Street Auto Fenders, Hoods, Lamps, Radiators, Etc. ENAMELED Auto and Motorcycles, Stoves, Etc. NICKEL PLATED SMITH PLATING WORKS ENAMELING Nii ' licl. ( ' opper and Brana 1 1 nf i 11 Polishing and Lacquering) largest job plating and enameling works in michigan outside of detroit factory work a specialty Valley Phone 2817-L Bell Phone 3223-W 600 GRATIOT AVE. SAGINAW, W. S., MICH. WILLIAMS ' ICE CREAM West Side

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Railroads are built on three guages now. Broad gauge, narrow gauge, mortgage. The best place for mothers to go with marriagable daughters is to Sulpher Springs, because they are good places for match- making. Mr. A. went into a hotel the other evening and bet fifty thou- sand dollars he could tell who would be the next president of the United States. Did any one take him up? Yes, the elevator boy took him up. Never play euchre with a one-arm man, for he always holds the lone hand. When a man can walk in a gin shop and swallow ten cock (tails in ten minutes, he may be said to have obtained prominence at the bar. d ' ve got a dreadful cold; I went into a saloon where they had beer on draught. I stood in the draught all the time. Clarence R. said to Marguerite S. : I think your hair is dyed. Tis false, said she. Clarence: I guess you ' re right. Teacher: Physics Class: What is steam? Dan Horgan (waking suddenlv) : Water crazv with the heat, Mr. A. : What noise was that I heard last night ? Next room to mine? Mr. B. : That was me falling asleep. Judge: First time? Prisoner: No, sir, the last time. Fine day judge. Judge: Yes, ten dollars fine. Prisoner: You will allow me some time to pay it in? Judge: Yes, ten days. If there is anything I hate, it is profanity: still, animals use it : look at the beaver, he is continually damming the creek. Wife: The dog has not had any fleas today. Hubby: I knew it. I must have taken them all with me. Mr. A.: Who is that I saw you leading home last night; any r el a t ion ? Mr. B. : Yes, a full cousin. Have you ever seen a mermaid? No. But I have seen a fish woman.

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MADE IN SAGINAW The BEST for ALL kinds of baking GOLD MEDAL FLOUR Look for the name on the sack The Brand Hardin Milling Co. Every sack guaranteed DENGLER ' S DRUG DEPOT Dr. J. O. Goodsell 1421 S. Michigan Ave. DENTIST NORMAN F. DENGLER 201 N. Hamilton Street pharmacist Bell Phone 3337-W SAGINAW, W. S., MICH. Free Delivery Anywhere Cameras and Magazines E. Speckhard — (In Huebner ' s Meat Market) Twelve cents is too much for frankfurters. Weiss sells them for ten cents. C. Heubner— Why don ' t you get them at Weiss ' s. E. S. -They haven ' t got any. C. H. — If we didn ' t have any we could sell them for ten cents, too. HON. JOSEPH W. FORDNEY PINE LANDS SAGINAW, MICH.