West Shore High School - School Memories Yearbook (Harrisburg, PA)

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The Cheezville citizens will be kept up to date on the latest news published by the Daily Cheezville Blabber. Those responsible for this service are printers Roy and Dick Fritz, former apprentices at the Patriot-News in Har- risburg, Pennsylvania. Donna Corkie Corkle and Vir- ginia Weller serve as office girls and proofreaders at the press. Every planet has its law bneakers and this one is no exception. Cheezville has Doris Redfern, Knight of the Open Road, and Fran Kelley Cno relation to Machine Gun Kelleyl. Planet Policeman Sarg Darwin Dean and criminal investigating lawyer John Millard have trouble keeping these two under control. There are several small independent businesses in town. Virginia Peters and Sylvia McGunigal are part- ners in a beauty shop with the motto, We curl up and dye for you. Joe Yesconis operates a taxidermist shop, a very stuffy business, he reports. Ellis Underkuffler is his best customer since he is a big game hunter with a super ray-gun. Penny Mann is the proud owner of the town's interior decorating busilness. Larry Seagrist owns and operates the Moon-glo Garden Shop. The Interplanetary Communications Department is run on the theory of tell-a-woman, and believe it or not, those in charge of this department are Donna Fries, Becky Gerhart, and Donna Shuller. An Interplanetary Rocket is owned by Bob Taylor, who formerly rocketed a V-8 Ford. This space ship was designed by Liverpool's former model builder Bruce Williamson. The pilot is Harry Steele, who acquired his skill rocketing around the crowded halls at West Shore. Stewardesses Gail Ebner, Patsy Putt, and Bonnie Case wlll provide all of the com- forts for daily flights to begin next week. A machine shop, seldom oipen for business before noon, was set up by Andy Julian and Chester Freed. The Loony Moony rocket shop is manned by Allan Herman, Robin Reed, and Jan Haas, Leroy Johnson, and Lynn Bell. Their motto is Don't do today what can be done tomorrow. Larry Marshall and Stan Hollenbaugh run a custom body shop, to service those souped-up moon skooters. Of course every city has its millionaires, and Cheez- ville has its share. Sir Thoman Bowman III and Joseph Anderson are living a life of ease. Since entertainment is deductible from income taxes, Bowman and Anderson employ world-renowned harpist Helen Tebbs and mod- els Bonnie Rogers and Karen Weaver. The moon, like Earth, must have adequate defense. The Moon's Air Force, staffed by Frank Cockrell, Eddie Byrem, Gerry Follet, Harry Atticks, and Bill Clemmens, is ever ready to defend the planet from invaders. Dave Neff, David Anspach, Bill Smith, Bob Rehm, Dick Sutton, and Larry Shearer are all awaiting naval assignments, however, they have not as yet found any water on the moon. In the field of Naval Aviation are Dave and Bob, otherwise known as Tink, Lehmer. Sandy Beahm has sole charge of civilian defense in Cheezville. Peggy Mellinger, missionary, and Zaya Lichty and Sandy Dworchak, social workers, are now working in the region of the great crater, converting the Moon Goons. Many people are preparing to go to Cheezville to live. Construction of air stations is the current delay. Rita Farabelli is determined to fill at least one tenth of the city with her ten little spaghetti eaters. Read tomorrow's paper for a schedule of daily flights to the moon. See you on the moon !?!? Your friendly and candid reporters, VALE CLOSE and BRIAN LOOKER sv,-y y r 4 . 6 'vm .ng . . . .. . ':.,5,iC'ffi -1.5 - 5-at, 4- a- fwfr-if4 + 921'-al' -f , ?'5f'si?'-U 't . '-Yes, ff 'Eg ' xd- ' fi . 'shy . ' A '.'o-.E 'I

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-sS Y ft A ci.Ass wiLL We, the Senior Class of l959, apparently of sound body, and strong of heart, do hereby write, publish, and decree our last will and testament. SECTION I To the faculty: Mr. Bollen - A refresher course in Refresher Math. Miss Bentz-A bite to match her bark. Mr. Baugher--A paper factory of his own. Mrs. Kearns-A book of instructions on how to plug in an electric coffee pot. Mr. Mackey-A soundproof room. Mr. Williamson-A pair of gold-studded sus- penders. Mr. Stum-A Roadmaister bicycle to ride to school. Mr. Wert-Best wishes for success at Cedar Cliff High School. Mr. Johnson-A trailer hitch for his Fiat. Mr. Harmon-Some dear for around his cabin. Mr. Bushey-A pair of elevator shoes so that he can look down at his students. Mr. Herman-A magnifying glass to use when he talks to Mr. Gasull. Mr. Anthony-A free marriage license. Miss Hiltner-A pair of stilts. SECTION ll To various individuals: Bill O'Brien leave his basketball ability to Jon Ritchie. Donna Diffenderfer leaves her make-up kit to Jean Batcheler. Butch Reed leaves his ability to stay out of trouble to his brother Skip Reed. Bill Zaiser leaves his souped-up bicycle to any- one brave enough to ride it. Deanna Wise leaves her tight skirts to Anne Fritz. Tink Lehmer leaves his dancing ability to Tom Herrmann. Gary Reeser leaves his ability to grow to Pete Fishel. Barbara Jordan leaves her sparkling personal- ity to Judy Gentry. Fran Kelly just hopes he leaves. Joan Luff leaves her Arctic mannerisms to Peg- gy Zimmerman. ' Gerry Prowell leaves his good looks and shy- ness to Jeff Ware. Si Johnson leaves his perfect attendance record to Jim Wright. Rita Farabelli leaves her serious attitude to Di- ane Lerew. Charlie Appleby leaves his Don Juan actions to Carl Miner. Shirley Hassinger leaves her brief case to any- one strong enough to carry it. Jim VanKirk leaves his debonair ways to Steve Kuhn. Marilyn Telford leaves her swimming ability to the fish. Duane Wood leaves his class ring to Vickey Stephenson. Mary Shelley leaves her flirty ways to Linda Gerber. Don Beale leaves his moods to Marlon Brando. Becky Gerhart leaves her ability to see without her glasses to Barbara Kullich. Doris Redfern leaves her athletic ability to San- dy Burk. Sandy Nease leaves her sun lamp to Pam Steele. Vale Close leaves her ability to avoid accidents to Roberta Gromling. The entire Senior Class leaves the Junior Class a co-operative spirit in the new ioint high school. SECTION lll ln witness thereof, on the fifth day of June, in the year of our Lord, nineteen hundred and fifty- nine, we do hereby declare this as our last will and testament. HELEN TEBBS JOSEPH ANDERSON ,- Y 4, W . T-- -,... -wrrvjwxiw V 1. .YYWY 1 p,,,,k.Y Y. 47g f Qf - , Y Yi-Bi' Yi -'Ziff--fi f- 'W a .fgf ' 'I .K