West Shore High School - School Memories Yearbook (Harrisburg, PA)

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BEST ATHLETES Gerry Urnholtz and Leo Davis SENIOR BOY '58 MOST VERSATILE CLASS CLQWNS Stanley Johnston Bonnie Tuthill Sue Slolzel- Bill Slothovver Earl Williams Y s 3, NHO BEST LOOKING MOST BASHFUL CLASS WOLF AND VVOLFESS Judy Sheffer Joyce Prosser Ruth Mathews James Youndt Gary Moore John Neff

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MOST SCHOOL SPIRIT Patsy Maclay Harry NlcKillips HOT ROD AND RODESS Kay Nelson John Neff CUTEST COUPLE Marlin Grimvvood and Judy Ferterolf MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED SENOR GW T58 Bonnie Tuthill Sandra Sterler Sanclra Stetler Bill Slorhower WHO BEST DANCERS BEST DRESSED Annette Hilbish Judy Fetterolf Harry McKillips Charles Stemler

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CLASS PROPHECY It is the year 1980. The place is the Gettysburg Battlefield. The scene is the reunion of the class of 1958. We experienced so much fun in 1957 restaging the original battle, armed with cameras, firecrackers and the like, that we decided to come back for another Try. As I sit here, gazing out over the vast battle- field, I see a lonely figure approaching deeply engrossed in a Mad magazine. lt's Sue Stolzer, world famed editor of the same. Hi, Sue, where is everyone? Hi, Tex, I think everyone is down in Devil's Den, where else? Let's stroll on down and see if it's still there. By the way, Tex, what have you been doing these past few years? Well, after serving my hitch in the French Foreign Legion, I became interested in girls and started writing letters to the Lonely Hearts, which happens to be managed by Aldine Solves Every- body's Problems But Her Own Steinemann and Jessie Men Bore Me Shutt. Well, here we are, and there's Earl Williams setting the stage with some hysterical impersona- tions of the characters in EvangeIine, the new production in which he's starring. He's a great actor now, but then, he always was. Speaking of actors, there's Sue Mathers, star of the new play, Sweater Girl, which was writ- ten by those hilarious playwrights, Annetta Hil- bish and Judy Fetterolf. I also heard that Bill Minister took Mat DiIlon's place on Gunsmoke and started a new show called Disintegrater Fumes. Jim Weikert plays his sidekick, Crusty. lt's too bad Marlin Grimwood couldn't be with us. I understand he's in New York finishing a course in ballet under the instruction of Lana Leone to improve his basketball playing. I think Marlin should reconsider and go into show busi- ness. A goodly number of our classmates went into show business. Harry McKilIips took Hal March's place on the 564,000 Crack-pot Question with his able assistants, Pat Maclay, Emily Myers, and Erin Harder. I guess Ken Bowman and Charlie Crisp are home cramming now. They're supposed to be on the show tonight to try for S128,000 and prove that two heads are better than none. Look, there are those big, big businessmen, Charlie Stemler, Jeff Jenkins, and Scott Miller, who are still bagging faithfully at the A 8. P's new branch in Dogpatch. That place is really expanding with Betty Wentz, Carolyn Kern, and Ruth Mat- thews opening a new Murphy store right across the road. It sure must be. The biggest flower enterprise in the United States, owned and managed by John Lemke and Ray Cotton, is opening a new branch there. The exclusive, cold, drab business of Myers' Merry Mortuary is supplied with Lemke's rare and beautiful flowers. Wayne Myers' Mortuary business is quite pros- perous. That's because of the gang of Bill Add- ing. Machine Hale, consisting of Machine-Gun Joe Enney, Jack Scarface Kranzel and John Meatcleaver Masonheimer. Their chief rivals are Gary Babyface Moore, Charlie Deal alias Mouse, Bulls-eye Ray Bender and Joe Black- lack Bower. I guess that group really keeps near-sighted Eddie Kapp busy trying to keep law and order. He still can't see two feet in front of him, even with his glasses. It looks like Helen Todd, Joyce Prosser, Louella Starner, Sandy Snook, Sandy Johnson, and Reta Baum are really sticking to their knitting. They started a knitting club for lady cigar smokers since Agibail Van Buren declared it impolite to smoke them in public. While we're on the domestic side, Helen Mays and Ron Harro, famous inventors of the portable parking place, remarried after some reconcilia- tion by that famous marriage counselor, Sande Wagner. I hear she helped Allen The Muncher Hayden and Linda Green settle their differences, too. There's Stan Johnston, manager of the John- ston Wagonwheel Cigar Manufacturing Company. He married Barb Hutchinson, chief tester in the factory, but divorced her a year later on the grounds of tobacco breath. Her good friend, Ginny Clegg, has also had her share of bad luck. Due to circumstances beyond her control, she is now in Reno finishing off her thirteenth marriage. A moment ago I was talking to the Rev. and Mrs. James Stoner. Mrs. Stoner was the former Beverly Stephens. They informed me that Carolyn Varner and her colleague, Jean Gates, are doing a marvelous job converting and civilizing the Ubangies. Carolyn always had a soft spot in her heart for that particular tribe and she wrote that she was very happy. I also heard by the grape-