West Shore High School - School Memories Yearbook (Harrisburg, PA)

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CLASS PROPHECY The year is 1977-The two people you see before you are history professors at the Museum of Natural History, Lemoyne, Pennsylvania. The purpose-to record for pos- terity the prophecy of the Class of 1957. This has been no easy task and after ten years of research we have been able to account for each individual member. Well, Mary Linn, since there is probably no rhyme or reason to this prophecy, let's at least give order to the beginning by starting with none other than Carol Allan. Carol left the halls of old West Shore for the South Sea island of Guam, Within two years she was Guam's entry for the Miss Universe Contest, which, incidentally, she won. jim Hoover and jim Murlatt, eo-authors of their com- bined autobiographies, Chewin' the Fat with Jim and Jim, which is now topping the Best-seller lists, are now planning a new book entitled, Running at the Mouthf, As president of General Motors and Chairman of the Board of Directors, respectively, Bill Kimmel and Bernard Arnold are making their million after designing a revolu- tionary new car for gangsters equiped with bullet-proof glass Windshields, machine guns, and radar. The Bell Telephone Company noticed almost consta.nt vibrations Vivian Switchboard Boston to be the cause. She is now recuperating from a nervous breakdown suffered after one million Number pleases as an operator at the Bell Telephone Company. Nancy Bowman, joanne lfVilson, and jo Ann Harry are trapeze artists as members of Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus. The girls fly through the air with the greatest of ease. judy Sellers, Best Dancer of '57, tiring of '56 Chevies, danced her way to fame in that hot night spot on the West Coast, run from behind the scenes by Barbara I'm not as inocent as I looku Sheajjer. Another one of our classmates made good in the literary field, jack Ressler smashed all previous Best-seller lists with 'his modern non-Fiction on the drudgeries of high school English. entitled, i'Gee Thanks. Ratfl I heard from the grapevine that the wildest place on the East Coast is Sonnie's,', in the thriving metropolis of West Fairview, run by Sonja Shenk, and ably assisted by Pat Barnes and Betty Smiley. A frequent customer is john Bower who indulges heavily in Old Frothingslosh, the pale, stale ale for the pale, stale male. Until they both ended up in the Happy Haven Rest Horne, run by Mr. and Mrs. George Firestone-Mrs. Fire- stone was formerly Marilyn Rebuckaour track star, Dean jaymes fran over one million races away from persistent Carol Ulf at Hrst you don't succeed, try, try again Mc- Fadden. In the big game hunting line, those big game hunters, Tuck McBride, Ed Porr, and john Peters are leading a successful safari through darkest Africa. They also bag platapusses in Madagascar and penguins at the South Pole. You remember how much Nancy jo Luce enjoyed pho- tography and photographers during our senior year-she had her senior pictures taken three times. Well, after grad- uation, she went to photography school, made a career for herself, and now takes candid snaps of newcomers to Sing Sing. Barbara 'fLove ,em and leave 'emu Harmon who was known as the hostess with the mostess of Lemoyne, left the hometown to live in sunny Italy in the lap of luxury. Occasionally, she helps out in Dave-a and Dick-a's Win- eryf' This is the retirement business of Dave Crossley and Dick Humphrey after a hilarious career as a comedy team in which they told hundreds of witty, original jokes and climaxed their act by throwing pies containing sulfuric acid at jualy Bishop who claims they do something for her skin. Several other members of our class, Marilyn Duck, Rose Ann Hall, and Nancy Kelly, engage in the very nec- essary task of squishing juicy grapes with their feet, but strikes are prevalent there due to the unremovable stains on the feet of the girls. Larry Kennedy turned his home on lValton Street into a very profitable establishment known as 'iKennedy's Ca- sinof' jo Ann Snoderly and Susan jones are employed as cigarette girls and Bonny The Torso Krantz has the fea- ture act of the floor show. Gerry Lovell is better known as f'Ever-Readyu around the Lewisburg Penitentiary where he checks the wiring of the electric chair and other handy electrical gadgets. Among the many customers for his services was jim Miller who met his fate for borrowing records from the jukebox at Wlest Shore. Annina Duncan also spent some time at Lewisburg for plastering Harrisburg and the surrounding area with Join the Navy. f'Travel Navy, and Navy Forever signs. Dennis Heckert, the fearless, cold-blodded murderer with those big bulging muscles, so renowned for using his brute strength to mutilate his victims was also committed to Lewisburg and became a subdued prisoner only after his weakness had been discovered, and Beverly Cline, former Class Wolfess, and Betty Demi were turned loose on him. Incidentally, before Betty became a female guard, she was chief tester for one of Bill Kirnmel's new designs in the automotive industry, the Safe ln' Sure car for completely safe operation by one-arm drivers. Don Bowers, former editor of the West Shorian, is pur- suing an exciting career editing that best-selling magazine, Take a Peep! After world acclaim of her famous contemporary poem, Life Under a Sun Lamp, Gretchen Baker is keeping her healthy tan living on the royalties in Florida. Ronnie Andrae, forever arguing in physics about vacu- ums, launched himself into space in his self-constructed satelite and sends reports back to earth periodically. The Indians of VVestern America really thought they could dance until missionary Dave Houseal arrived with some unique dance styles they had never seen. The Indians took to dancing--missionary style and Dave rode the plains in search of Buffalo. Well, as to the members in my part of the report, Ben Anspacb, Bob Fry, jim Hartman, Don Glines, and Tom Heckert are all seamen recruits after 15 years loyal service in the Garbage Disposal Unit of the United States Navy under the Supreme High Command of Russel Lukens, Rear Admiral. Bob Moorhead, voted Best Athlete of 1957 and an ex- New York Yankee pitcher, is now manager of Big Moose's Nursery School for Tiny Tots. jim McLane, known as nthe Infant during his school days, attends regularly. Gene Irvin had a fascinating career as Chief Cook and Bottle-washer at Rea and Dericks+lVest Shore Plaza. Now.