West Seattle High School - Kimtah Yearbook (Seattle, WA)

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,CLEARANCE SALE b All desirable articles, abilities, qualities and characteristics to be practically given away before June first. Apply early and avoid the rush! .Each of the Senior members of this firm has been intrusted with one of this variegated assortment of assets and the following sales have already been made: Salesman- GRANT SI-IACER BARBARA HARE STANLEY DAVIS RAGNHILD HAAcENsoN BARBARA CADY ELIZABETH COOK PAUL SI-IERRY GUDRUN EIDE GARNET LEYMAN EMMETT LIPPY MARGARET MINNOCK KITTY KELLY ROBERTA BELLAZZI J ACK OwENs JOHN BYERS MARGARET CHESTNUT RAYMOND JONI:s GERTRUDE CLARK TVIARION MADISON A Hmit that has no hole , to the aspiring young baseball star, Manuel Shansby. A row of carefully placed bangs Knot at all noisyb, to Dick I Sankey. Care for them gently, Dick! A very decorative and durable baseball suit to Fat Smith. It is in fine shape but a little too small for Stan. A ubatting eye , guaranteed never to fail. This goes to our new diamond demon, Barbara Higly. To Ardith Vance, the uLittle Green Peachv. Babis only condition was that Ardith use it as an Ornament Only. 'LThat Alibi. Elizabeth thinks a change in ownership might revive its standing in some classes in particular. Royal Zinn will soon find out. A marvelous concoction of his last name to Mr. Shelton. We hear he keeps it in the engine room in his private safe. That piercing shriek, a sure cure for heart trouble. The lucky f?J owner is now Mary Ellen Fuller. Margaret Cartano, a very attractive and pleasing article, to Gertrude Emerson for a one-year lease. The soueswest corner of the radiator in the front hall, respectfully handed down to Donald Smith. Don must have some place to anchor. That ability to give stump-speeches around election time to some ambitious Civics student. Her seat at Miss King's desk during Hrst period study to Elmer Snyder. We're sure Miss King will appreciate his help. Her seat in the balcony to Betty Fuller, which affords her such a wonderful view of-fl wonder who?J. We only hope Betty will enjoy it as well as Berta did. One very captivating blush to Cecil Walrath. Cecil always looks so pale! His Basket eyen, which always shoots with marvelous ac- curacy, to the new captain, Bob Gourlay. How will Johnny keep track of Kate with only one eye? A worn volume of 4'Monte Cristo in French, Margaret loved the book and has finally devoured it after many months of hard labor, but she now takes great pleasure in sharing it with Elizabeth Brown. His beloved saxophone to Wallace Woodbridge. Wally always exhibits musical talent Her place on the ollice bench, to make good use of it. Her precious wad of Juicy Fruit inkwell, in the second row Room 105. at football games. Thelma Martin. She'll she leaves to the fifth from the windows, in Page Twenty-three

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Nth Variety. Later in the year she may give a course of lectures on joumalism at the Crab's Retreat Seminaryl' if time pemrits. XLII The great Paris surgeon, Dr. Marjorie Thole, was highly honored yesterday. The President of France, in a public ceremony, presented her with the Croix de Guerre, and her throng of surviving patients sang After the Battle Mothern. XLIII Census Director Lyle Isabel is in disfavor. Erma Harris, a greenhand at census taking, put the house number of Miss Permelia Lipsky, president of the Old Maid's Club , in the age column by mistake. lt read: Name-Permelia Lipsky Age-14-23 Miss Lipsky called on the director with a shotgun. XLIV Professor George Owens is at the head of the Southern Beauty Institute at La Mesa, California. One of the popular courses is, How to Kiss a Girl Without Getting Painter's Colicf' fPersonal dtinltirlstration by the instructor.J Mrs. Leslie Grabbit, formerly Blanche Sanders, is suing Miss Viola Reese, her son's school teacher. She alleges that Miss Reese has ruined her son's genius and XLVI Our poet-laureate, Joan Jones, has inflicted The Charge of the Hash Brigade on an imnocent and unsuspecting public. XLVII Beatrice Walters, the world renowned man hunter, has just left for Mesopo- tamia to stalk the brute in his native jungles. Although she has never succeeded in bringing back a specimen alive, she still has hopes. XLVIII The eminent physicist, Janet Wallace, has just been awarded the Nobel prize for her monumental work, Why a Molecule Can't Sit Down. XLIX Garnett Leyman, the great African big game hunter, has recently returned from the jungles accompanied by her secretary, Viola McElreath. While on a hunting trip Miss Leyman bagged one monkey, three palm trees, a Zulu Chief's top- knot, and her secretary's leg. L abused his brilliant talents. Miss Mildred Smith, historical research worker, led the discussion of the Northwest History Society on In What Year Did the Whale Swallow Jonah. fVigorous protests have arrived from Hades by way of radio. Jonah declares that he was not swallowed by a whale.J-M, D. Mercury. LI Marion Pierce and Helen Sibley, Bolsheviki soap-box orators, were holding forth on Why Revolutions are Good for a Government's Stabilityu when Sergeant John Tershin arrived with a squad of national guardsmen. The meeting was in- definitely postponed. LII Marion Madison has had Bernice Nourse, manager of the Breaking Heart Matrimonial Bureau, arrested. She claims that Miss Nourse promised her a member of a royal family for a husband. He was-an African Golf King. LIII A new school for unruly girls has been organized at Bird Cage, Canary Islands. The first superintendent, Mr. Robert Wylde, was received with great ovation by the natives and they sincerely hope that Mr. Wylde will have a calming effect on these LIV While laying the foundation for the new municipal pier, diver Marion Kimble unearthed the cache of Malcolm fSpearrn.intJ MacNaugl1t, the notorious bootlegger. The dry squad submarine was sent for it. These fragments give a general idea of the work and are inteersting as they form a relic of the queer men who inhabited the earth in the Dumb Ages. We must say, however, that they are more bewildering than enlightening as to the customs and manners of the time. willful flappers. Page Twenty-two

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ESTELLE NICKLESON BERNICE NoURsE VIRENA 0'KEEEE ARLENE PARDO KATHRYN PERADOTTO Lois RICHARDS FRANK SWEENEY ARLENE FATLAND CLARA GABRIELSON SIDNEY VICTOR LEONARD KENT RUTH KENEALY HERBERT KINDRED HAZEL BENJAMIN LUCILLE BRESNAHAN EDITOR To the janitor she wills the first part of her last name for his kind services regarding locker keys. Her ability to write, to any member of the future annual staff. They will need all they can get! That dignified carriage to Grace Rice. Make use of it, Grace. Her three open periods she regretfully leaves to Murray Dean. He's studying too hard. Her worn but wearable gym suit she has decided to auction ofl' to Norma Jane. A contagious smile to Dorothy Brown for a Polar Cake. It's worth it, and lots more! Her geometry book she hands down to her posterity with a sigh of relief. His various pleasures and tortures as football manager and Assembly Barker he gratefully auctions off to Art Cham- berlin. To all musical aspirants we would like to bestow her modesty. A well worn Muzzey's History-to W. J. Murphy. Never again! His brilliancy he leaves to the sun. Itis the only thing that really appreciates him. The way he vamps Mister Fee, to Abbie Poole. Itis useful. Her article is a secret. First there, first served. A statue of his handsome head he is going to present to Miss Lane to decorate the library. Her coy glances at a lucky few, we leave to them. I men- tion no names. 'LTO Mr. Cassidy, I leave a room excusef' This is quite unusual. Mr. Cassidy, I do hereby leave without a room excuse be- fore this will is printed. i The Beginning of the End. , ki X V I R' s- -Ai Page Twenty-four