West Salem High School - Neshonoc Yearbook (West Salem, WI)

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She does the office typing And is busy every day She passes out the office cards In her pleasant sort of way She writes out all excuses And everyday, checks roll She always has a smile ready She’s our busy ofliee girl. mm 1‘iKST How Busy Bodies; Three Seniors on a Trike. Second How Taking It Easy; Typing Class; Toni. I n I HD How —Unbeatable Seniors; Betty. Fourth How -On the Wagon; Carnival ( ueen; Tough Eggs. Page Twenty-nine £0. Day in day out from dawn 'till dark He works his way through school Seeing that it’s neat and clean The broom’s his most useful tool. He sweeps the floors and builds the fires And keeps the sidewalks clean He mows the lawn and raises the flag Yes. you know whom f mean. It’s nobody but our janitor man The one who cleans all around X e see him every day at school He’s our good, old faithful. Tom

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DEFINITIONS A Child: Just a stomach surrounded hy curiosity. Will Power: Ability to eat one salted peanut. Before marriage it's spoon, after marriage it's fork-over. Courtship consists of a fellow running after a woman until she catches him. Flirt: A hit and run lover. Detour: The roughest distance between two points. A Gold Digger is one who uses the males to defraud. The inventor of high heels: A woman who had been kissed on the forehead. The world's greatest water power. Vi Oman’s tears. Budget: A method of worrying before you spend instead of afterwards. A friendly game of cards: There ain’t no such thing. The reason women live longer than men is because paint is a great preservative. • • “Why does a bee buzz?” “You’d buzz, too, if someone took your honey and nectar.” Stooge: “Howr soon shall 1 know anything after 1 come out of the anesthetic?” Doctor: “Well, that’s expecting a lot from the anesthetic.” Little girl: “I know something I won’t tell.” Bachelor: “Never mind, child, you'ii get over that when you’re a little older.” Dave—“I hear your friend Adams has a job.” Pee Wee—“Yeah, ain’t it a shame what some folks will do for money.” Mr. Glasrud: “Hey you.” Physics student: “Me Sir?” Mr. Glasrud: “Yes, you. You should have been here at 8:45.” Physics Student: “Why, did something happen?” Tauscher—“With feet like yours you should get a job with the government.” Schnieder -“VI hat doing?” Tauscher — “Stomping out forest fires.” Bud Miller — “Did you ever take chloroform?” M. Carlson—“No, who teaches it?” Ender—“Come on, take a hath and get cleaned up, I’ll get you a date.” M. Garbon—“Yeah, and then suppose you don’t get me the date!” Teacher s Pet Sayings Mr. Knudtson: “All right, let’s get down to work.” Mr. Glasrud: “Alright, that’s enough of that. Mr. Peterson: “Let’s see if we can all he quiet for ONE minute.” Miss Richardson: “Don’t forget your reference work.” Mr. Rowe: “Where are you going?” Mrs. Mau: “Do you want a double assignment?” Miss Hill: “Just because you’re seniors—” Page Twenty-eight

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Sixth Annual DISTRICT BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT Class C New High School Gymnasium WEST SALEM. WISCONSIN WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 25 West Salem ............ 33 Cashton ............... 21 THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26 (.ashton .............. IB Ontario................ 17 llolmen .................. 24 Ontario................... 11 Onalaska ................ 17 Melrose ................. 24 Mindoro................ 24 Norwalk................ 17 FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 27 Onalaska ............... 20 Norwalk................. 15 West Salem [overtime).. 20 llolmen (overtime)........ 18 Melrose ................ 19 Mindoro................. 22 SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 28 Consolation Finals 3rd and 4th Place Cashton ............... 12 Ho I men ................. 21 Onalaska .............. 24 Melrose 18 Championship Finals West Salem ............ 19 Mindoro................ 36 CASHTON 21 HOLMEN—33 Salem won their first game of the tournament by downing the Cashton five. It was a hard fought battle all ihe way until the last five minutes when Salem went ahead and on to win. Nick McEldowney had 16 points for Salem. SALEM—20 HOLMEN—18 Salem copped a thrilling overtime victory from Holmen. Stelloh tied the score at 16 all and Holmen came back with another basket making ihe score 18-16 in favor of Holmen. Bolstad was fouled and Salem took the ball out of bounds and Bolstad made a set shot tying the score 18 all. Diekroeger netted the winning goal in the overtime period. MINDORO—36 SALEM—19 The sharp shooting Mindoro high basketball team walked off with the District tournament. Mindoro took an early lead and had clear sailing the rest of the way. Ed Seeger led the Salem team w ith 8 points. Page Thirty