West Salem High School - Neshonoc Yearbook (West Salem, WI)

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DEFINITIONS A Child: Just a stomach surrounded hy curiosity. Will Power: Ability to eat one salted peanut. Before marriage it's spoon, after marriage it's fork-over. Courtship consists of a fellow running after a woman until she catches him. Flirt: A hit and run lover. Detour: The roughest distance between two points. A Gold Digger is one who uses the males to defraud. The inventor of high heels: A woman who had been kissed on the forehead. The world's greatest water power. Vi Oman’s tears. Budget: A method of worrying before you spend instead of afterwards. A friendly game of cards: There ain’t no such thing. The reason women live longer than men is because paint is a great preservative. • • “Why does a bee buzz?” “You’d buzz, too, if someone took your honey and nectar.” Stooge: “Howr soon shall 1 know anything after 1 come out of the anesthetic?” Doctor: “Well, that’s expecting a lot from the anesthetic.” Little girl: “I know something I won’t tell.” Bachelor: “Never mind, child, you'ii get over that when you’re a little older.” Dave—“I hear your friend Adams has a job.” Pee Wee—“Yeah, ain’t it a shame what some folks will do for money.” Mr. Glasrud: “Hey you.” Physics student: “Me Sir?” Mr. Glasrud: “Yes, you. You should have been here at 8:45.” Physics Student: “Why, did something happen?” Tauscher—“With feet like yours you should get a job with the government.” Schnieder -“VI hat doing?” Tauscher — “Stomping out forest fires.” Bud Miller — “Did you ever take chloroform?” M. Carlson—“No, who teaches it?” Ender—“Come on, take a hath and get cleaned up, I’ll get you a date.” M. Garbon—“Yeah, and then suppose you don’t get me the date!” Teacher s Pet Sayings Mr. Knudtson: “All right, let’s get down to work.” Mr. Glasrud: “Alright, that’s enough of that. Mr. Peterson: “Let’s see if we can all he quiet for ONE minute.” Miss Richardson: “Don’t forget your reference work.” Mr. Rowe: “Where are you going?” Mrs. Mau: “Do you want a double assignment?” Miss Hill: “Just because you’re seniors—” Page Twenty-eight

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Lyle Bolstad. Proprietor of the First National Coffee Shop; “Drinking up the profits”. Could Bear watching. Boh Larson, LaCrosse resident; Cutting patient's throat while operating for tonsilitis; ('.hanging Character. Gertrude Powers, Resident of Bangor; Reckless driving—sliding on a corner by Neisens. Second offense. Doris Cullmann, Resident of Vi est Salem; Misrepresenting gowns by using foreign labels; Will bear watching. Corne Miller, Editor of the Barre Mills Times, fined S222.22 and costs for libel. First offense. Eddie Seeger, Resident of Chicago; Charged by the government with aiding the Axis by knocking too many home runs over the fence and thereby creating a rubber shortage. Sentence: Compelled to use a short and lighter bat. Merlin Knudson, Resident of Philadelphia; Fined so many dollars and cents for disturbing the peace tear witness plainly heard him go too high above high C). Warren Moe, Resident of Barre Mills; Fined $10,000 for failure to pay income tax. Suspicious character. Marlin Wehrenberg. Lost at sea; one of the crew of U. S. X7, which sank in 10 feet of water, off Oak Island. Neshonoc. Margaret Ann Miller, Sued by employer’s wife for sitting on employer’s knee after business hours. Maynard Meyer, Resident on High Way 16; Sending diluted Guernsey milk to the creamery. Larson—“Say, whatever became of those old-fashioned gals who fainted wrhen a boy kissed them?” Coleen—“Huh! Whatever became of the old-fashioned boys who made them faint?” Meyer—“Is this a picture of the girl you’re going to marry?” Tauscher—“Yes, what do you think of her?” Meyer—“Well, she must have a lot of money!” Toddy—“I hold hands for a living.” Kenny Sprain—“Oh, are you a gigolo?” Toddy—“No, Im a card shark. Bruce was walking through the woods. He turned around to see a grizzly bear following him, smelling his tracks. “Hm,” said Bruce, “you like my tracks? Very well, I make some more.” Stelloh—“What are you saving all those old magazines for?” Murdock—“I’m studying to be a dentist.” Page Twenty-seven

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She does the office typing And is busy every day She passes out the office cards In her pleasant sort of way She writes out all excuses And everyday, checks roll She always has a smile ready She’s our busy ofliee girl. mm 1‘iKST How Busy Bodies; Three Seniors on a Trike. Second How Taking It Easy; Typing Class; Toni. I n I HD How —Unbeatable Seniors; Betty. Fourth How -On the Wagon; Carnival ( ueen; Tough Eggs. Page Twenty-nine £0. Day in day out from dawn 'till dark He works his way through school Seeing that it’s neat and clean The broom’s his most useful tool. He sweeps the floors and builds the fires And keeps the sidewalks clean He mows the lawn and raises the flag Yes. you know whom f mean. It’s nobody but our janitor man The one who cleans all around X e see him every day at school He’s our good, old faithful. Tom