West Salem High School - Neshonoc Yearbook (West Salem, WI)

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PET SAYINGS OF THE FACULTY 1r. Knudtson .............There’s a time and a place for everything. Mr. Nelson ................There you sit with your teeth in your mouth. Miss Staky.................Now you people hack there get to work. 1r. McDoneli...............By George! Miss Hill .................i hat looks anemic. Miss Richardson............We’re going much too slow. Mr. Rowe ..................You kids keep quiet. What do you think this is? GENRAL STORE GROCERY DEPT. Peaches—Senior Girls Prunes—Junior Roys Dates—Sophomore Girls Cracker Jacks— Gilbertson’s Orchestra Ni ts—Kenny M.. Bob. I eicht Sweets—Mary W.. and Evelyn Y. Pea rs—Ca I vin - Marga ret A n n Donnie R.-Lois K. Norman R.-Violet S. Peas—Paisley. Pischke. Peterson Sugar Cured H ams—George O’Brien, Merlyn Grabon Cookies—Franny. Lorraine C., Wyliss Spices—Bob. S.. Corny M., Lorenzo H. Eggs— Bev. J.. Clarice, Lois G. MISCELLANEOUS DEPT. Robbie Pin- -B. Leicht. B. Larson. B.. Adams. B. Schroe-der. B. Diekroeger. B. Sonimerfeld Dolls—Junior Girls Cards—Kenny M.. Bev. J. Pills—Senior Boys Coasters—Gail. Lester. Bruce Overalls—Faculty WOULDN’T IT BE FUNNY IF- Wilfred Taucher studied hard “Do Do'’ flunked a test Gail didn't make a weekly trip to the office Boh. S. didn’t play basketball Mr. Knudtson’s watch stopped There wasn't a Freshman in the library Harrison didn’t tease Margaret Ann The Senior girls got Boy Friends 'The Coburns got to school on time The assembly was quiet at noon Johnny and Gladys forgot to read the green sheet Elizabeth missed a dollar day The typing class didn’t make a mistake Mr. Nelson: Ants are the most in- dustrious insects in the world. Bruce: Then how do they hind time to go to all the picnics Mr. Justin: See that you leave the party at a reasonable hour. No more coming home with the milk man. young lady. Bev : Of course not. dad. He won’t be there. Mr. McDonell: I am going to speak on liars today. How many of you have read the 25th chapter of our lesson? Nearly every Sophomore raised his hand. Mr. McDonell: Good. You are the group to whom I wish to speak. There is no 25th chapter. Mrs Stokandt: How children’s tastes do change. When my two were small. Harrison loved soldiers and Margaret Ann was crazy about brightly painted dolls. Now Marget Ann is crazy about soldiers and Harrison runs after every painted doll he sees. Salesman: “I say. sonny, is your mother at home? Norman R.: “Yes. sir.” Salesman (after knocking in vain): I thought you said she was at home?” Norman: “Yes, Sir. but I don’t live here.'’ Miss Staky: Can someone define the word ignorance? Clarice: It’s when you don’t know something and someone else finds out. A car of Barre students slowed to a crawl to pass a primitive wagon driven by an ancient graybeard. Donnie R.: Look at Rip Van Winkle! Say. Grandpa, did you ever ride in an automobile? Old Man: Sure I did! It was a dandy one. too—a five wheeled one. Donnie: Good for you. But why the fifth wheel? Old Man: To steer with, Smarty. Giddap. Buck! I wish I were a moment In my professor’s class. For no matter how idle a moment may be. It always seems to pass. Pa e Twenty-five

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TOP ROW—Swing: it Bud!; Hold that pose; Batter up ; Stamp club; All set to go. SflBOQND ROW—Smiles; Tough guys; What’s the rush?; On parade. THIRD ROW—The Nelsons; Queen Jeanne; Tiny Tots (grade 1); “Who Gets the Car Tonight?’’ BOTTOM ROW—Growing up (grades 3 and 4); Out of the Darkness Into the Light Little Big Shots (grades 7 and 8). Page Twenty-four

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STANDLN(i L. Bolstad; T. Stelloh; ( Miller; H. Storamlt (Mjrr.); Mr. Nelson. SBATKD—H Diekroeger, V. Friell; J. Ump; B. Sohroedcr; B. ljcicm. SEASON RECORD Won 9 Lost 15 Salem .... .. .22: West by .33 Salem 16; Onalaska . .. . .19 Salem .... ...16: Cashton Salem 15; Galesville . . . . .20 Salem .... .. .33; Cashton .22 Salem 28; Alumni Salem .... .25 Salem 21: Holmen . .23 Salem .... .16 Salem 17; Bangor . .20 Salem . .. . .23 Salem 35; Mindoro .... . .16 .. 18 Salem 29; Trempeleau . .19 Salem . ... . .22 Salem 18: Wilton .... . .21 Salem . .. . . .12 Salem . .23 Salem . . . . ... 37; Mindoro .... . .21 Salem 39: Cashton .... ..32 Salem . ... ....28; Trempeleau ..18 Salem 26; Vi'estby .... . .33 Salem . . . . . . . .28; Alumni Salem 27: Tomab . .33 TOTAL POINTS Salem 592 . Opponents 558 r Pago Twenty-six