West Salem High School - Hi Lite Yearbook (West Salem, IL)

Page 45 text:

Upon arriving in San Francisco, California, we were invited to have dinner at the “Club 21” by my brother, Harold Wiseman, who is now taking Frank Sinatra’s place, singing there. While we were still in California we visited the M-G-M studios and found that Willard Lemke was Harry James’ right hand man. He carries his horn to and from work for him. Leaving California we journeyed to Reno, Nevada, where we found a new home being built. The owner, Wanda Gillard, after her fifth divorce, decided to move there to keep from making so many trips. While we were still in Nevada we found that Bob Orrel was living in Butternut, Arizona. He has just finished one of his greatest publi- cations on the “Demons of Whiskeys and Evils of Women,” based on his earlier life experiences. Sarsaparilla, Mexico, was having a big Fiesta when we arrived and we had quite a shock. While we were waiting for the greatest bull fighter of all times to step out into the arena, out walked Harold King. When he came out into the ring in his long underwear, the bull was frightened to death, so Harold won another death-daring fight. We came into Nyder, Texas, and found Neoma Johnson learning the Indian language. She is speaking her first word, “Uugh.” We then decided to take a tour through the Ozark Mountains. There we found John Boewe “A-Feudin’, A-Fightin’, an A-Fussin’.” Going back to Illinois we came through St. Louis on our way to Edwards county. There we saw a large factory bearing the sign, “Dumbo, Jumbo, Rolls That Satisfy.” Being curious to see the owner of such a large concern, we went in, and found it to be owned by none other than Jane Chapman. When we reached Edwards county they were having a weight lifting contest. The winner was Gene Marks, or his stage name, “Mr. A. Fly Speck.” As we came into the thriving city of West Salem we could hear a commotion above the tumult of the noisy factories. Then we saw where it was. There was a neon sign which read “Blacksmith Shop.” The noise was the cry of men, whom Barbara Douglas, the prop., was branding instead of horses.

Page 47 text:

West Salem has enlarged their police force. Helen Libke and Imogene Hasewinkle seem to like tracking down men. Helen is Chief and Imogene is the No. 1 detective. The greatest business man of Kentucky is Robert Marx. He runs a large lime trucking company in the mountains. Also, he just finished a great musical tune, “Lime Spreader Boogie.” In Spartanburg, South Carolina, we found Phyllis Greer at her summer home resting. She is now a famous inventor. She invented a way to find if the light in the refrigerator goes off when the door is shut, llow did she do this? Phyllis cut a small hole in the door. Along the way through Alabama we stopped to watch the cotton pickers picking cotton one of the largest plantations in the whole state. Owned by Charles “Chuck” Miller and Eddie Gillard. They won it in a card game. And if you remember Charles and Eddie, it wasn’t just luck. Verla Jean Smith is now modeling bathing suits in Florida and she really has a milk bottle figure. Ann Clodfelter was in Florida also, trying to get that new look. But it still looks old to everybody else. That ends our trip, and we are sorry we did not get to visit you so we thought writing to you would be almost as good. Write and tell us what you have been doing. Love from, Mary and Richard, King and Queen of Sweden.